After Days of Travel...THE SHOOTERS BACK!

TheMoneyShot · 01-13-19, 11:01 AM

Come on with this Teaser bullsh#$ all the time. Have some balls you fairy.

TheMoneyShot · 01-13-19, 11:05 AM

Chargers are +4 right now

New Orleans -8

Where the fuk do you get Chargers +12

And New Orleans -1

Furthermore... at -145 odds. Bullsh#$ lies.

SEAHAWKHARRY · 01-13-19, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by themoneyshot

chargers are +4 right now

new orleans -8

where the fuk do you get chargers +12

and new orleans -1

furthermore... At -145 odds. Bullsh#$ lies.

teaser

Festoon · 01-13-19, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Come on with this Teaser bullsh#$ all the time. Have some balls you fairy.

Here we go...Jesus buddy give it up, we're looking for winning play's that's all! If it works for him why would he change? Is it always about the balls and dick with you.

Festoon · 01-13-19, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Chargers are +4 right now

New Orleans -8

Where the fuk do you get Chargers +12

And New Orleans -1

Furthermore... at -145 odds. Bullsh#$ lies.

I just made the same wager my site gave me -136...it's not BS...most site's vary. INDY's don't like them but they have to offer or they lose clientele. So, that answers the odd difference.

Festoon · 01-13-19, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Come on with this Teaser bullsh#$ all the time. Have some balls you fairy.

Wanted to add...Sports to me is just like the Track...if I was told by a Pro to bet this horse it will win by 10-15 lengths. If the odd's were say 2-5. I would have to bet 500 to win 200. Knowing the track business I would jump all over it in a heart beat.

Bostongambler · 01-13-19, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by Festoon

Wanted to add...Sports to me is just like the Track...if I was told by a Pro to bet this horse it will win by 10-15 lengths. If the odd's were say 2-5. I would have to bet 500 to win 200. Knowing the track business I would jump all over it in a heart beat. On the other hand and a horse was say even odds or 2-1 and he said bet it this horse SHOULD win. Should is a little different, I probably wouldn't bet so much. To me it's always about cashing winning ticket's. Having said that, there is always the RISK nothing is guaranteed, but I like it.

Mr Ed was a horse. Should we bet the team with the most guys named Edward on it?

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Chargers are +4 right now

New Orleans -8

Where the fuk do you get Chargers +12

And New Orleans -1

Furthermore... at -145 odds. Bullsh#$ lies.

Sorry I can’t hear you or see where that’s coming from with all the spunk on your face. And stop yelling please the c u m is spraying everywhere. Your an idiot. Suck a fat c o c k. Another one. I know your jaws getting sore. I’ll bet however I please SlurpDrink. Stay off my thread till you take a shower. Gunna need a long one to clean up that goo bank.

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Chargers are +4 right now

New Orleans -8

Where the fuk do you get Chargers +12

And New Orleans -1

Furthermore... at -145 odds. Bullsh#$ lies.

Oh your site doesn’t offer that ? Well first of all you don’t gamble. So how the f u c k would you know what’s offered? As a matter of fact it is and that’s what I took. So get with it or go back to your Bukkake comfort zone. Goof!

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 12:52 PM

The Reason I Gamble

I gamble for one reason and one reason only...too make f u c k I n g money. If people like “TakeAnotherSpunkShot” don’t like if I decide to play a teaser, well guess what ? Too bad ! This is my thread, my money, my rules. You don’t like it, go find a room or a couch with plastic wrapped around it and do what you do best. This here is what I do best. So get on board The Shooter Express, or get run over my the train. I shouldn’t even be saying this in the first place. But I just wanted to let my fellow people know I look for the best value and best way to make a buck and when I find it I jump on it. Like Dennis rodman for a rebound. I don’t mess around, and I don’t take this shit lightly. It’s my livelihood. Good luck today my friends.

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Yes to clarify end of the year 2019 bank roll.

Tough one there buddy. I’d love to say over lol.

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 02:47 PM

GOLD Play...Chargers 2nd half -1.5 550/500$

Awful first half but I think they HAVE to be better. Worth a shot here.

GOOD LUCK BOYS!

ALL ABOARD!!!

The Shooter

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 04:37 PM

Teaser Busts & 2nd Half Gold Play Cashes...31-20-1 +18,025$

31-20-1 +18,025$

hey boys, at the end of the day, like I’ve told you in my Tips From The Shooters Posts. I felt I made the right play, but the chargers Offensive line stayed at home in the west coast. All good boys, we salvaged a little back on the second half. I’m not a big fan of chasing games in the second half but today it felt right. I’m going to post a play on the next game, just finalizing the decision.

Hope guys did well today...Let’s cash in on the next one again.

The Shooter

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by The Shooter

31-20-1 +18,025$

hey boys, at the end of the day, like I’ve told you in my Tips From The Shooters Posts. I felt I made the right play, but the chargers Offensive line stayed at home in the west coast. All good boys, we salvaged a little back on the second half. I’m not a big fan of chasing games in the second half but today it felt right. I’m going to post a play on the next game, just finalizing the decision.

Hope guys did well today...Let’s cash in on the next one again.

The Shooter

What a play by the Pats defender to break up that two point conversion, if that would have been a crazy back door cover on that teaser !! Hahahah the beauty of gambling !!

DJKhalid · 01-13-19, 04:40 PM

Wow almost got it with that last 2 pointer.

grease lightnin · 01-13-19, 04:43 PM

Shitters full

Festoon · 01-13-19, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by DJKhalid

Wow almost got it with that last 2 pointer.

Hang in there kid...that was an exciting finish for a boring game!

DJKhalid · 01-13-19, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Festoon

Hang in there kid...that was an exciting finish for a boring game!

Back to CNN Uncle Festy.

Festoon · 01-13-19, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by DJKhalid

Back to CNN Uncle Festy.

LOL...thank CRIPES I've become obsessed with this...stopped watching awhile ago...down in Kentucky they watch FOX...OMG okay I will not chat about it anymore.

Festoon · 01-13-19, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Mr Ed was a horse. Should we bet the team with the most guys named Edward on it?

LOL...I see you like zoo animals...want to hear a story?...btw back in the day I used to make a lot of money on a horse named SecretariED!

TheMoneyShot · 01-13-19, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by The Shooter

What a play by the Pats defender to break up that two point conversion, if that would have been a crazy back door cover on that teaser !! Hahahah the beauty of gambling !!

You're pathetic. Biggest JOKE of a gambler ever. You do Middle School sh#$.

Your thread is just a comedy show. Every play you make is high juice.... teaser sh#$.

CHOOO CHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moron.

Festoon · 01-13-19, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

You're pathetic. Biggest JOKE of a gambler ever. You do Middle School sh#$.

Your thread is just a comedy show. Every play you make is high juice.... teaser sh#$.

CHOOO CHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moron.

I'm sure we will only see you here when he doesn't cash a winning ticket....actually I will count how many times the vulture shows up! you should be out enjoying that whopping $993 cheque you received, enjoy it...money like that doesn't last long.

COUNT STARTS NOW: MONEY SHOT 1

Festoon · 01-13-19, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

You're pathetic. Biggest JOKE of a gambler ever. You do Middle School sh#$.

Your thread is just a comedy show. Every play you make is high juice.... teaser sh#$.

CHOOO CHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moron.

I should have mentioned...hmmm. lets see...you took a full year of taxes to get an extra $993...the kid with a grade 4 education, who plays heavy juice has made $18,025.00 in what 3 week's...hmmm....really? I figured you were one of those uneducated voters.

KiDBaZkiT · 01-13-19, 06:25 PM

Is poopshooter winning today??

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

You're pathetic. Biggest JOKE of a gambler ever. You do Middle School sh#$.

Your thread is just a comedy show. Every play you make is high juice.... teaser sh#$.

CHOOO CHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moron.

Hahahhaha. BUKKAKKKKKKE BOY!!! Enjoy history little bitch

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

Is poopshooter winning today??

1-1 on the day little fella. Putting in a play for the hockey game now. Glad I stayed away from the Saints today.

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 07:49 PM

Platinum Play....Flames 3 Way....2800/2000$

Final play of the week. Flames 3 way baby !!!

jump on board the Express!!!

ALLLLLL ABOARD!!!!

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by firedawg

Who cares
You fade machine
Hit the bricks

Bang Bang

Sweet boat bud ! Lol. Worst Avatars in the history of SBR! Is there an award for worst name/avatar?

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

You're pathetic. Biggest JOKE of a gambler ever. You do Middle School sh#$.

Your thread is just a comedy show. Every play you make is high juice.... teaser sh#$.

CHOOO CHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moron.

How much do you love “juice?” Like do you ever get that stuff off your mind ? We all know you can’t keep it off your face. But you have to think about it all day too eh. In the middle of July you look like you just walked 15 miles in a snow storm. Except it’s not snow. It’s salty spunk! Hahhaha. Omg your such an absolute loser dude. Hey did you stick your head inside a box of powedered doughnuts? Nope...that’s jizz....Hahahahha !!! Is that the Aboninal snowman ?? Nope...it’s c u m....29 loads in a row...Hahahah !! Is this an asian Bukkake film? Nope...It’s MoneyShot! Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah hahahahahhaha holy shit your such a f u c k I n g loser dude. I run your show. I lliterally ruin you everytime you open your mouth (and your pretty good at opening your mouth with your tongue hanging out playing catch a load) I end you......CUT !!!! K movies over man, go take a shower.

Absoulte piece of shit you are. A salty piece of shit...nope that’s spunk! Hahhahaha

ANOTHER L HANDED TO YOU BY THE GREAT ONE ! The GOAT! WHOS YOUR DADDY?

THE SHOOOOOOOOTER!!

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Shitters full

Ya buddy, full of money that falls out of my arsh! Shitters full let’s clean it up...hey moneyShot you ever thought of leaving Bukkake films and getting into some Shit Eaters? Heard there is some good money in letting 300 pound fat greasy men shit all over you. Might be something you’d be into. I know you don’t get paid for wagering because you don’t gambling, your boyfriend doesn’t let you. And you’ve been doing amateur Bukkake films for free for 15 years, because you can’t get enough live juice, but shit eating might be your way out of Grandmas basement. Give them a call...1-800-EAT-SHIT

The Shooter · 01-13-19, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

Is poopshooter winning today??

Bout to win another platinum play....just another day to hang out with my WANG out. Anyone seeing the pattern here? THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYSSSSSS!

Philmill · 01-13-19, 11:42 PM

Nice to see that the Haters/Trolls are keeping you entertained.....

Thanks for the Heads Up on the Flames tonight.....

I pounded the shit-out that play.... love hockey....money maker for me...

Have a good night Shooter....

The Shooter · 01-14-19, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by Philmill

Nice to see that the Haters/Trolls are keeping you entertained.....

Thanks for the Heads Up on the Flames tonight.....

I pounded the shit-out that play.... love hockey....money maker for me...

Have a good night Shooter....

Hey you too Philly!! That one was like taking candy from a baby. A good buddy of James Neal from my hometown, gave me a call today and said that a chick he is banging from a bar called cowboys in in Calgary said about 8 of the Coyotes came in there last night after they landed in town after winning last night in Edmonton, and said they were absolutely crippled. Some very key players too, no need to get into names, but none the less I knew there was a good chance they would come into this Sunday night game a little bit dehydrated and very very flat. As a former pro hockey player myself I played many a games the night after partying pretty hard and on basically no sleep. Sometimes I played my best games the night after partying, we used to call it playing a little “guilty”...you always knew it could get back to the coach somehow that you were heavy into the sauce and ripping a few nose beers the night before so you would work your bag off. That’s why I was a bit reluctant to really pull the trigger on that game in terms of wager size, but 2K won’t hurt. Hope some others jumped on that too.

5918mike · 01-14-19, 12:19 AM

Flames!

The Shooter · 01-14-19, 12:24 AM

Calgary Flames win in a CakeWalk 7-1 for 2000$.....32-20-1 +20,025$

THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYSSS!!

Using my big ol moosenuts and my Sperm Whale brain, I capped the day off with yet another win. Finished the day 2-1. I used some of my contacts to get some inside information to snag a couple grand on that won. I stayed away from the second football game mainly because my teaser got screwed on a botched two point convert at the end of the game, so I figured I’d start fresh and drop a 2000$ load on MoneyShots cheekbone. Just another winning day, another winning week and a solid chunk of money to be up heading into another beauuuuuuitful gambling week (+20,025$ to be exact).

If you guys are still unsure about me as a Capper by now after 53 plays posted you really are running out of time to grab a seat on The Shooter Express. I know there are some good cappers on this forum but I haven’t seen too many that can give consistent winners day in and day out like UNCLE SHOOTER. That being said, the ones that are sitting warm and cozy in first class up in the bird on SHOOTER AIRLINES, are very happy with the consistency of the picks and quality of the blowjobs by our 10 out of 10 stuartist’s that will reward you after a win with a sloppy yet classy lip service. You guys keep relaxing, drinking, and having your stress relieved, and I’ll continue to supply you with god damn WINNERS DAY AFTER DAY !!

Hopefully you guys had a fantastic weekend, stayed out of trouble and tossed a few extra scoots in your pocketbook. I know I did.

Let the good times roll, and pack another bowl. I’ll see you guys tomorrow and we will keep this train Rollin!!!

ALL ABOOOOOOARD!!!!!! CHA CHING & CHOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOO!!!!

THE SHOOOOOOOOOTER !!!!!!