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Hahaha it’s all good bro. I make a really good living doing this Probally more then anyone on this forum. I don’t even know how to become “a pro” on here in the first place nor am I very concerned. If someone wants to explain that, I’ll do it. Just enjoy gambling, banging brauddsss, making picks and tea bagging bookies!!Comment -
I’ve never dated a slant eye. But I’m pretty open if she’s a smoke show. I date dimes only buds. But hopefully that clover brought you some luck today. I know my big ol Irish Shalalie will be getting a little damp tonight win or lose...and of course we hit the booze !!Comment -
Yes please. I love stories. If you feel the need toss me into the story as well. Oh and if you can have Anne Hathaway play my love interest in the story. GLOComment -
Bucks take the L....28-19-1...+18,950$
Unfortunately I didn’t get to watch the game I was playing hockey, not sure what happened. But the result is the same none the less. A Loss on my 1100$ GOLD play. I don’t mind dropping a GOLD play here and there if I’m winning my platinum and diamonds. Was worth the shot, solid value. All good baby, the train stays on the tracks and we keep CHO CHOOOOO’n !
good luck to all tonight !
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Thanks again SHOOTER!! I missed your 1st post but tailed the PENS...little worried when they were down 3-0...but they came through and won 7-4... I'm very superstitious so never talk until the game is over. Damn that wallet is getting heavy.
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29-19-1....+20,325$
Hey boys, what do they call that sound that it makes when cash rolls in ? Something like...ummm... CHA CHINGGGGGGGGGGG!!! BOOOOOM!
The Pens get it done in regulation baby !
Another profitable night for THE SHOOTER !!!
THE SHOOTER EXPRESS KEEPS CHUGGING ALONG!!
congrats to anyone tailing me. I’m overdue for a heater, it will start anyday now!
29-19-1 and up 20,325$
in the green once again !
GOODNIGHT SBR!!!!!!Comment -
Mmhm Pens down 0-3 and chalk up a 4 burger in the 3rd to win 7-4 ✍🏻. Didn’t even play it but know that got firedawgs ass nice n’ perky. Shooter just doin his thingLast edited by flakeandbake; 01-12-19, 01:09 AM.Comment -
Watched the game...again it was like the Ottawa/Duck game that Shooter lost and took a lot of flack for...PENS were all over them and finally started putting the biscuit in the basket!!! Goalie didn't Bail them out this time...The Sens were sooo lucky to beat the DUCKS and then all the haters came in and chirped like losers!!Comment -
Hahha im just sitting here with my tea...like what up bitches ? Lol. After an L with the Bucks we came back and took down that game to net a whopping 275 on the night lol. Hey; it’s Better then a loss, or having no skin on the game like most of these trolling pretenders that have nothing better to do. Start your own thread and talk about game of thrones or how you haven’t been laid in 18 months, something about YOU. They always watching THE SHOOTER. And hey...it’s good programming so I don’t blame them. Just to bad they weren’t in the SXPRESS... CHOOO CHOOOComment -
Tips From The Shooter....Part 2
Alright my fellow degenerates, I’d like to start off by saying that I see the good in each and everyone of you. Even the biggest geeks in this forum have the potential to grow as a gambler (reincarnating from a FISH to a SHARK, some one you from a RAT to a friendly possum). There is basically some things that you need to get a handle on to move up the wagering ladder, or the basement apartment to the penthouse so to speak. First of all you need to believe in your plays and stand behind them. However you come up with the team in whom you’d like to place your wager on, you need to be 100% confident in that play. It’s like taking a woman out on your first date and your bringing out a young lady to a place that you have no buisness even ordering an app in the first place. But your trying to act like the big shot, even though your already behind on bills and deep throating your ****. You waltz in that establishment like you’ve been there before. Have a quick look at the name tags of some of the employees and you give them a casual confident “hey there Sarah, how are the kids?” Let the sexy rocket your with think that you go into these places “on the reg” like one queerbait in this forum says. Then you sit down and order a top of the line bottle of wine, steak and lobster like it’s a Tuesday afternoon. Even though your grundle and taint are sweating and your knees are shaking doing the math in your head of what this hills going to look like. But you play it cool. That’s the way you need to look at your plays on the nightly basis, be confident, play it cool and act like you’ve been there before.
Next step...No matter what happens in that game you never once start to lose belief that the play you made was the right one. Stop yelling at the women referee from the couch like she’s holding something against you, like your some shovenistic pig that she’s been holding a grudge against you since 7th grade when you finger banged her and cut her labia with your fingernail that was just begging for a god damn trim. Settle in boys, no matter what the score. You did your homework on this game, and you can’t be peaking at the asian kids test beside you trying to get the correct answer. You have to believe that you are the answer. Your the man for the job. It’s only your unit that’s going to make her squirt like and flow like Niagara Falls. Believe this fellas, have some god damn respect for yourself and things will fall into place.
Moving forward. Once this game ends and the horn sounds or that fat lady sings. Don’t start the finger pointing. Don’t start blaming these over paid athletes for taking a night off. Anytime you point a finger there’s ALWAYS 3 pointing right back at you. This ones on you fellas, like the 32nd load in a row on MoneyShots pathetic mug. Own up to it. Be a man. It’s like the third grade kid who laughed to hard and left a little chicken McTurd in his pants and blames the fat kid. Take responsibility. Be a god damn man.
If you guys can wipe the slate clean and use the SHOOTER mentality things will start to change for you. Not only your gambling bank account, but life will begin to change. New doors will open, old ones will close. You’ll start shoving your veiny bugger into places it has no buisness being. Your wife will start asking for anal on a Wednesday evening after a bottle of and a blowjob. These things can happen, and they can happen to you. You just have to believe. The best part is, it all starts tomorrow and with you.
Feel free to give me a shout anytime, I can be your support syestem and help you in many areas. If your unit is long and skinny like a hard uncooked piece of spaghetti, I can make you feel like you have the girth of Ron Jeremy. If you were a country singer, fans will start calling you GIRTH BROOKS.
It all starts with a solid sleep and a well balanced breakfast. THE SHOOTER IS HERE FOR YOU.
Give me a call anytime @ 1-800-THE-SHOOTER OR GET ME ON MY CELL....
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OMG !!
...how the Fuuck can anyone say that this is not entertaining as fuk!! Have no idea where you get this Shooter all I got to say is keep it up. I cant stop fuk laughing. Love him or hate him he's good for a fukn laugh...btw...he's been making me money. Moneyshot if your their....get on board the Express and see what winning is really about. That $993 extra in you received in tax returns will seem like fukn peanuts!!! You say I got conned...at least he is a winner ...while you get conned by the biggest loser the world has ever seen!!!
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UNCLE FESTY obsessed with American polItics...that's some weird sh@t.OMG !!...how the Fuuck can anyone say that this is not entertaining as fuk!! Have no idea where you get this Shooter all I got to say is keep it up. I cant stop fuk laughing. Love him or hate him he's good for a fukn laugh...btw...he's been making me money. Moneyshot if your their....get on board the Express and see what winning is really about. That $993 extra in your
In your tax returns will seem like fukn peanuts!!! You say I got conned...at least he is a winner ...while you get conned by the biggest loser the world has ever seen!!!Comment -
Trump is living in FESTY's brain 24/7...Comment -
Platinum Teaser: 3600/3K Under 63.5/ Rams -.5
Here we go boys right off the hop we throw a juicy play into the mix Tj satify your gambling hunger. We’re takng the Under 63.5 in the colts/Chiefs game...then the rams by -.5
warm up the kettle and jump on the train because it’s leaving the station!
ALLLLLL ABOOOOARD !!!!!Comment -
Like the Play SHOOTER. Have same tease with LAC +10.5. GL>Comment -
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YES SIR BABY!!! SHOOTER YOUR A GENIUS PAL!! Didn't have a great day in College Hoops...bought both sides down 5 points to +126 fired a few Bills out there and......CHAAA CHIIING... recouped the losses...will make it a better day tomorrow....ALL ABOARD!!Comment -
Teaser teagbag cash!!!! 30-19-1 +23,325$
Do I have to say it ???? BUT ANOTHA ONE!!!!!!
CHA CHINGGGGGG CHOOOOOO CHOOOOO!!!!
we did it again ? Yeah boys we sure did. Congrats to all of you who taileddd the Great One, we get it done day after day night after night !!
30-19-1 and +23,325$!!!!!
THE SHOOOOOOOTER!!Comment -
End of the year Bank Roll Prop : Shooter o/u 250k +100/-120
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Shooter best gambler on the forum. 🙇Comment -
End of 2019? That’s a tough one....if you said 100-150K I’d bet the house on the over. 250K. That’s a bit steamy, but of course if I was to wager on that I’d take the over. Refer back to “Tips from The shooter Part 2” above...and you be the judgeComment -
Yes to clarify end of the year 2019 bank roll.Comment -
Platinum Teaser 5800/4000$ Chargers +12, NO -1....30-19-1 +23,325$
It’s a beauuuuutiful Sunday! So lock it in early, I’m Gunn get this Platinum play buzzing right off the hop. LAC +12, No -1...That’s the way we’re doing her today
good luck today fellas
30-19-1...+23,325$
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