Great joke boys....... I think you'll appreciate this one...........

[Nicky Santoro]

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he
is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you"

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that -
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"


"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party!"

[pimike]

[jjgold]

Nicky I am Jewish and I can tell you I ain't laughing.

[RealSlimShady]

Nicky, were you the cabdriver or the nun?

[Masu485]

there are no jewish cab drivers anywhere on the planet, not even israel.

not 'haha' funny for me but i enjoyed it.

[bobbyfk]

[mathdotcom]

Nicky that is not funny - I was in a similar situation in Bulgaria last year and took many weeks to get back to being myself again

[Nicky Santoro]

come on boys, you really didn't think that joke was that funny? come on boys... tell me that wasn't great?

maybe it was just me that found this really funny..

come on, i am sure you boys at least chuckled, no?

[jayc88]

nicky you can do better than this

[Nicky Santoro]

nicky you can do better than this

come on jason.. how can you not find that funny? alright, maybe it was just me, but i loved that one.. ok, you know what i am going to do now? i am going to find a great joke.. the best of the best.. and then i will come back in 2-3 weeks and put up my best one.. and then you'll all love it..

back to the old drawing board..

[mathdotcom]

This is one situation where you did not get the best line Nicky.

[Shark79]

This joke actually made me sad.

[Nicky Santoro]

ok boys, you don't have to pile it on now.. i get it.. it was a bad joke..it sucked... i apologize.. i really thought you boys would love it..

don't worry boys, i will redeem myself.. you wait till my next joke in 3 weeks.. i will have you boys on the ground in tears..

let me get to work..

[lakerboy]

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

If this joke wasnt 25 yeRs old maybe id laugh

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Heres a nice joke

JJ vegas dave and brock landers are all friends and they all have tiny things.

Dave has the smallest tiny-est hands
brock has the smallest feet
JJ has a 1/4 cm penis its a inny

so they all decide to join the circus and they all show off there tiny talents. 3weeks go by and brock comes up with a idea and says lets go set a world record with our tiny things

dave goes into the building while brock and JJ are waiting the judge measures his hands and 2 minutes later he comes out with a world record certificate

brock goes in and minutes later he walks out with his

JJ goes in 2hours pass no sign of JJ, brock n dave are worried, 1hour later JJ walks out all sad, brock and dave ask him whats wrong, JJ replies " who the **** is nicky santaro"

[Nicky Santoro]

Heres a nice joke

JJ vegas dave and brock landers are all friends and they all have tiny things.

Dave has the smallest tiny-est hands
brock has the smallest feet
JJ has a 1/4 cm penis its a inny

so they all decide to join the circus and they all show off there tiny talents. 3weeks go by and brock comes up with a idea and says lets go set a world record with our tiny things

dave goes into the building while brock and JJ are waiting the judge measures his hands and 2 minutes later he comes out with a world record certificate

brock goes in and minutes later he walks out with his

JJ goes in 2hours pass no sign of JJ, brock n dave are worried, 1hour later JJ walks out all sad, brock and dave ask him whats wrong, JJ replies " who the **** is nicky santaro"

don't quit your daytime job.. my joke kicked your joke's ass.. even though everyone thought my joke sucked..

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Except your was in the haloween jokes from 1958, ur a damn fool and a sad man i wudnt quit my day job cause i dont live with my mom like you

[lakerboy]

Except your was in the haloween jokes from 1958, ur a damn fool and a sad man i wudnt quit my day job cause i dont live with my mom like you

hey dawg i like your quotes

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Dmx is the truth

[flyingillini]

Nicky I am Jewish and I can tell you I ain't laughing.

JJ, I am Jewish as well and it's ok for Nicky to make fun of us. I wouldn't want to have his beliefs if you paid me. God Bless you.

[WileOut]

JJ I didn't know you were Jewish. I have never met a Jew before. I went to a high school of about 2000 kids. About 800 were black, the rest white/mexican/latin, but I don't think there was 1 single Jew there. I never came across one anyway. Isn't that weird? There just aren't many Jews in the south. Why is that?

Nicky I thought the joke was funny.

[TheIntegrityKid]

Both jokes have been played out but were still funny to read..

[jellobiafra]

This is one situation where you did not get the best line Nicky.

Now that's funny.

[jjgold]

This was a knock at Jews

Nicky I am not happy

[SSLP]

HAHAHAH everyone here is laughing .. good one nickay

[lakerboy]

This was a knock at Jews

Nicky I am not happy

Hey JJ are you religious at all besides religious gambling and religious videomaking?