Vegas Dave has been working way to hard coming up with ideas for contests. Figured I would help him out.
10. Fox Saturday Tim McCarver Contest- Guess how many times this moronic douche bag says a completely false statement regarding baseball.
9. A-Fraud Contest- Guess how many people A-Fraud will leave on base + the amount of times they show Kate Hudson on the screen + the amount of times A-Fraud is shown with his retarded smirk.
8. Pittsburgh Pirates Giveaway Contest- Guess how many players Pittsburgh will "give away" during one of their games, and who the player/s will be.
7. Dominican Steroid Contest- Guess the amount of Latin players caught using "dietary supplements" during a full MLB week. Bonus points if they blame their usage on "not knowing".
6. ESPN-ABC-Disney Tie In Contest- Sunday night baseball, guess how many tie- in's are shown between the 3 major companies. Bonus points if Joe Morgan reads one of them wrong and than blames somebody else for the mess up.
5. Bobby Cox Tirade Contest- Guess how many times Bobby gets kicked out of game a week. Bonus points if you guess what will set him off (bad strikes/balls call, missed tag call, umpire smelled funny)
4. Florida Marlin Attendance Contest- Guess the number of people at the Marlins game. Number between 1-100.
3. Roy Halladay Trade Rumor Contest- Guess the amount of times the announcers mention him being on the block. Bonus points for guessing what team the announcers say he may be going to.
2. Celebrity First Pitch Contest- Kinda like a Death Pool. Guess which D List celebrity will throw out the next pitch and knock out the kid in Loge Section 133 Row J.
1. Vegas Dave I Am Outta Here Contest- Guess how many contests VD will start before you goofballs piss him off with negative comments and he stops them all together.
10. Fox Saturday Tim McCarver Contest- Guess how many times this moronic douche bag says a completely false statement regarding baseball.
9. A-Fraud Contest- Guess how many people A-Fraud will leave on base + the amount of times they show Kate Hudson on the screen + the amount of times A-Fraud is shown with his retarded smirk.
8. Pittsburgh Pirates Giveaway Contest- Guess how many players Pittsburgh will "give away" during one of their games, and who the player/s will be.
7. Dominican Steroid Contest- Guess the amount of Latin players caught using "dietary supplements" during a full MLB week. Bonus points if they blame their usage on "not knowing".
6. ESPN-ABC-Disney Tie In Contest- Sunday night baseball, guess how many tie- in's are shown between the 3 major companies. Bonus points if Joe Morgan reads one of them wrong and than blames somebody else for the mess up.
5. Bobby Cox Tirade Contest- Guess how many times Bobby gets kicked out of game a week. Bonus points if you guess what will set him off (bad strikes/balls call, missed tag call, umpire smelled funny)
4. Florida Marlin Attendance Contest- Guess the number of people at the Marlins game. Number between 1-100.
3. Roy Halladay Trade Rumor Contest- Guess the amount of times the announcers mention him being on the block. Bonus points for guessing what team the announcers say he may be going to.
2. Celebrity First Pitch Contest- Kinda like a Death Pool. Guess which D List celebrity will throw out the next pitch and knock out the kid in Loge Section 133 Row J.
1. Vegas Dave I Am Outta Here Contest- Guess how many contests VD will start before you goofballs piss him off with negative comments and he stops them all together.
