What NOT to say after sex.............

[Nicky Santoro]

How come it’s so BIG in there?

You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?

You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!

My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better

Do you know what a ‘douche’ is ?

Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow

I want you to try some of MY deodorant

Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in

I never saw a girl with hairy before

You wanna do those dishes before you leave ?

Sniff, sniff) “Is that fish?

Can you now leave, the ballgame is starting now?

[jjgold]

Nicky what you never say to her is that she was soooooooooo good.

Nicky always say these things if you want more sex with your girl.

Hunny you could of been better
Hunny your are soooo small but really cute
Hunny your ass is kind of chunky
Hunny do not use your teeth when you blow me

[SlickFazzer]

broads are emotionally fukked up and liked to be talked down to...I cant figure it out, but jj is right.

[pico]

"hey you're much better this time"

[KingRevolver]

Check out RebateWager

Bitches hate if you say that at the end.

[flyingillini]

orale mija

[AMBlai01]

You gotta yell NICKY!!!!!!!!!!! in the middle of CLimaxing...

[BGS 9.5]

You gotta yell NICKY!!!!!!!!!!! in the middle of CLimaxing...

yea, if you do that, Onthewhat will *** for you

[TheIntegrityKid]

Sorry honey, I'd love to stay and cuddle, but I got a closing number to beat.....

[KingRevolver]

I have Aids.

[BadNina]

Next!

[KingRevolver]

Mom?

[unknown Gambler]

c ya wouldnt want to be ya!

[Scorpion]

Nicky what you never say to her is that she was soooooooooo good.

Nicky always say these things if you want more sex with your girl.

Hunny you could of been better
Hunny your are soooo small but really cute
Hunny your ass is kind of chunky
Hunny do not use your teeth when you blow me

Smart!
You should never compliment the girl, you know how girls are.

[jkrap27]

I've Had Better

[mathdotcom]

Nothing more of a turn off than hairy

Been there done that

[AMBlai01]

As you are about to ***, you whisper in her ear "Taste the Rainbow" They love that....

[Casperwaits]

As you are about to ***, you whisper in her ear "Taste the Rainbow" They love that....

Quite true.

I have never heard anything after sex, but I did have a girl run into a bathroom and cry after sleeping with me.

[Shark79]

What is worse ... not saying anything at all and passing out ... or just saying something stupid and have a smoke !?

[Bigmikesm]

I used to date this whore who always gave it her all in the sack. Funny thing is she always asked me "What do you tell your friends about our sex life". At the time I told her, I tell my friends you are AWESOME in bed. She then cheated on me with one of the guys I told that to. From then on, I never tell my friends or the girl their AWESOME in bed.

[tacomax]

[KingRevolver]

Where do you find this shit?

[jayc88]

I was kidding about being sterile, you know

[KingRevolver]

Wasn't I wearing a condom?