A girl comes home from high school and finds her dad relaxing on his favorite chair reading his newspaper. "Daddy, daddy! Can I borrow the car this Saturday PLEASE?!?" she excitedly exclaims. Her dad lowers the newspaper and responds "Oh, I don't know, you borrowed the car twice already this week...." To which his daughter responds "Oh please daddy, it's the biggest party of the year! I don't want to miss it. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!??". Giving in her father says "Oh, alright! But you know what that means, right?". "Oh. not again!" she frustratingly gasps-"Oh, alright! Fine!" She meagerly answers. Her dad promptly drops his pants and she starts blowing him..."Holy crap dad, you're dick tastes like SHIT!" she exclaims. To which he quickly responds with a smile upon his face "Yeah, just a few minutes ago you're brother asked to borrow the car on Friday......"
