July 4th in Vegas off the hook!

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  • ijustwant2bpaid
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    • 11-11-08
    • 3706

    #1
    July 4th in Vegas off the hook!
    Where do i start, Stayed at a 3200 sq foot suite at the Rio. WSOP Main Event was going on downstairs. Saw TJ, Wynn, Charles Barkley, Michael Jordan and Warren G lol, Talked to Barkley while waiting for a taxi at the Rio, went over to the Palms to Club Moon got in for free no line and partied my ass off with many of beautiful women. Walked around throwing random 100-200$ bets on black jack and ended up walking up 600$.the first nigh after expenses. And should I also mention we had a bunch of the Surreal Devil Girls from sf that I'm friends with come up to the room and dance around flirting showing titty's and the random crotch shot from one of them I will not mention trying to get ****ed by pretty much anyone and my drunk ass was cracking up watching the extreme amount of cock blocking going on by some of my boys and the great attempts to get the girl alone so they could try to bang her, Eventually one succeeded classic....

    Second night I played poker early in the day and came up 500 bucks, few guys from the main there also (I was surprised I made any money, great players and the owner of bluff magazine, a great guy) then went to a pool party at mirage where people were having sex in public that was fukking awesome, At about 11:00pm we took a huge party bus-monster truck F650 limo from my boy to the Sapphire strip club where we grabbed the two tables by the front stage directly under the high stage and drank our asses off and had an absolutely wonderful time as we were where all the dopest strippers were kicking it by some couches so we ended up having about 5 strippers sitting with us the whole night. Strippers were dancing on our tables for free pretty much not considering the few "lap dances" lol, that some of my homies would go get in the rooms. We then took the monster truck limo too Seamless where we had a table waiting for us and Drank even more,(comped in all the clubs too w/drink tickets, gotta love Vegas locals!) Great night got back at 6:00am to the Rio where I dropped a 300 dollar bet on the way in that was the money I got for "hosting the night" and won. Went to the room at around 7am and called it a night. Basically the best time Ive had in years, hands down!!!

    I'm still tired as fukk and halfway hung over but feel ok thanks to modern day medicine. Great time though and I hope all of you have a great time in Vegas at the Bash I wish I could make it.. My trip deserves two thumbs up indeed!
  • Reload
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-23-08
    • 12250

    #2
    Sounds like an awesome trip man! That adventure sounds like a sequel to "The Hangover"
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    • raydog
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-07-07
      • 6984

      #3
      wish you took some pics. sounds like a kick ass weekend. wait, i just noticed something...

      either you are 7ft tall or have the longest torso of any white person ever or really really need to pull your pants up. which one is it?
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      • ijustwant2bpaid
        Restricted User
        • 11-11-08
        • 3706

        #4
        Im 6'2 my girls kinda short and my pants need to be pulled up.. fker maybe I chould change my picture lol..
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        • ijustwant2bpaid
          Restricted User
          • 11-11-08
          • 3706

          #5
          Yea I forgot to mention the pure mdma before the clubs lol though, and qualudes too I guess of the legal prescription kind lol..
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          • DrStale
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-07-08
            • 9692

            #6
            Awesome.
            Originally posted by Dark Horse
            If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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            • Bread
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-16-08
              • 23726

              #7
              You are..by far...the most interesting man in the world.
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              • ijustwant2bpaid
                Restricted User
                • 11-11-08
                • 3706

                #8
                Originally posted by Bread
                You are..by far...the most interesting man in the world.
                thanks bread, loving the avatar also..
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                • Bread
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-16-08
                  • 23726

                  #9
                  You trip sounds ridiculous. Good job.
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                  • ijustwant2bpaid
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-11-08
                    • 3706

                    #10
                    thought id share it was a great time for sure, bachelors parties are fun for sure but i think this one topped them all for me at least.
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                    • bobbyfk
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-19-09
                      • 15218

                      #11
                      nice.....glad you had a good time
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                      • ijustwant2bpaid
                        Restricted User
                        • 11-11-08
                        • 3706

                        #12
                        thanks bobby, ur a good guy, hope the bash goes as well for u guys, i could get u guys the same limo to the strip clubs for like 30 a pop at the bash (covers more than that and ud have no line)if u guys can scrape together 8 or more people, let me know!
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Are Barkley and Jordan every not in casinos??

                          Warren G???? LOL!!!!

                          Classic report guy!!!
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