Where do i start, Stayed at a 3200 sq foot suite at the Rio. WSOP Main Event was going on downstairs. Saw TJ, Wynn, Charles Barkley, Michael Jordan and Warren G lol, Talked to Barkley while waiting for a taxi at the Rio, went over to the Palms to Club Moon got in for free no line and partied my ass off with many of beautiful women. Walked around throwing random 100-200$ bets on black jack and ended up walking up 600$.the first nigh after expenses. And should I also mention we had a bunch of the Surreal Devil Girls from sf that I'm friends with come up to the room and dance around flirting showing titty's and the random crotch shot from one of them I will not mention trying to get ****ed by pretty much anyone and my drunk ass was cracking up watching the extreme amount of cock blocking going on by some of my boys and the great attempts to get the girl alone so they could try to bang her, Eventually one succeeded classic....
Second night I played poker early in the day and came up 500 bucks, few guys from the main there also (I was surprised I made any money, great players and the owner of bluff magazine, a great guy) then went to a pool party at mirage where people were having sex in public that was fukking awesome, At about 11:00pm we took a huge party bus-monster truck F650 limo from my boy to the Sapphire strip club where we grabbed the two tables by the front stage directly under the high stage and drank our asses off and had an absolutely wonderful time as we were where all the dopest strippers were kicking it by some couches so we ended up having about 5 strippers sitting with us the whole night. Strippers were dancing on our tables for free pretty much not considering the few "lap dances" lol, that some of my homies would go get in the rooms. We then took the monster truck limo too Seamless where we had a table waiting for us and Drank even more,(comped in all the clubs too w/drink tickets, gotta love Vegas locals!) Great night got back at 6:00am to the Rio where I dropped a 300 dollar bet on the way in that was the money I got for "hosting the night" and won. Went to the room at around 7am and called it a night. Basically the best time Ive had in years, hands down!!!
I'm still tired as fukk and halfway hung over but feel ok thanks to modern day medicine. Great time though and I hope all of you have a great time in Vegas at the Bash I wish I could make it.. My trip deserves two thumbs up indeed!
Second night I played poker early in the day and came up 500 bucks, few guys from the main there also (I was surprised I made any money, great players and the owner of bluff magazine, a great guy) then went to a pool party at mirage where people were having sex in public that was fukking awesome, At about 11:00pm we took a huge party bus-monster truck F650 limo from my boy to the Sapphire strip club where we grabbed the two tables by the front stage directly under the high stage and drank our asses off and had an absolutely wonderful time as we were where all the dopest strippers were kicking it by some couches so we ended up having about 5 strippers sitting with us the whole night. Strippers were dancing on our tables for free pretty much not considering the few "lap dances" lol, that some of my homies would go get in the rooms. We then took the monster truck limo too Seamless where we had a table waiting for us and Drank even more,(comped in all the clubs too w/drink tickets, gotta love Vegas locals!) Great night got back at 6:00am to the Rio where I dropped a 300 dollar bet on the way in that was the money I got for "hosting the night" and won. Went to the room at around 7am and called it a night. Basically the best time Ive had in years, hands down!!!
I'm still tired as fukk and halfway hung over but feel ok thanks to modern day medicine. Great time though and I hope all of you have a great time in Vegas at the Bash I wish I could make it.. My trip deserves two thumbs up indeed!

