anyone on this forum actually play with themselves?

[betplom]

SlickFazzer excepted.

[AgainstAllOdds]

[TheIntegrityKid]

yes... but don't tell anyone...

[flyingillini]

youjizz.com

[paco]

Pornhub.com

[sportscash]

no comment

[Matt Rain]

I do. It's the one "sport" I'm somewhat good at.

[RiverRaid]

No

Sometimes i look at xhamster.com to learn what not to do though.

[jjgold]

Once in a while I use my shaftmaster but it is a pain in the ass to set up and clean. I have all fukkin wires on my bed along with the shaftmaster and you have to keep filling with lube and it makes a fukkin mess. Then when you *** in the tube it takes forever to fukkin clean and you need to use acetone. The whole process takes like 2 hrs to get off once. The fuk doll I had was pretty good but the pussy lips wore out and there was no tension anymore and it felt too loose. I would recommend a shaftmaster or replaceable pussy lips.

Fuk that even though it is addicting

[flyingillini]

Once in a while I use my shaftmaster but it is a pain in the ass to set up and clean. I have all fukkin wires on my bed along with the shaftmaster and you have to keep filling with lube and it makes a fukkin mess. Then when you *** in the tube it takes forever to fukkin clean and you need to use acetone. The whole process takes like 2 hrs to get off once. The fuk doll I had was pretty good but the pussy lips wore out and there was no tension anymore and it felt too loose. I would recommend a shaftmaster or replaceable pussy lips.

Fuk that even though it is addicting

Another great post by JJ. The Shaftmaster!!!!

[The HG]

Once in a while I use my shaftmaster but it is a pain in the ass to set up and clean. I have all fukkin wires on my bed along with the shaftmaster and you have to keep filling with lube and it makes a fukkin mess. Then when you *** in the tube it takes forever to fukkin clean and you need to use acetone. The whole process takes like 2 hrs to get off once. The fuk doll I had was pretty good but the pussy lips wore out and there was no tension anymore and it felt too loose. I would recommend a shaftmaster or replaceable pussy lips.

Fuk that even though it is addicting

Amen brother, on all counts. jj sounds like you buy cheap fuk dolls, thinking a doll is a doll, all the same i'll just get the cheapest one. No they are not all the same. What you need my friend is a "real doll". It will change your life son.

https://www.realdoll.com/

You can get something for like 6, 7 dimes that will fukkin blow your mind and change your life.

[flyingillini]

Unreal, if you spend 6 or 7 dimes on something like this you need your head examined. I am curious to see how many of these they have actually sold. Ha Ha

[yisman]

no comment

[ijustwant2bpaid]

I jerk it and i get laid whenever i want, sometimes the ladies not home so ill watch some vid on xnxx and get a load off in like 2 minutes. Weird shitt with the dolls though jj, call me old fashioned but a hand and a porn clip is all I need.

[ijustwant2bpaid]

Once in a while I use my shaftmaster but it is a pain in the ass to set up and clean. I have all fukkin wires on my bed along with the shaftmaster and you have to keep filling with lube and it makes a fukkin mess. Then when you *** in the tube it takes forever to fukkin clean and you need to use acetone. The whole process takes like 2 hrs to get off once. The fuk doll I had was pretty good but the pussy lips wore out and there was no tension anymore and it felt too loose. I would recommend a shaftmaster or replaceable pussy lips.

Fuk that even though it is addicting

someone get jj laid, please...SBR in Vegas maybe?
ur one of a kind JJ

[The HG]

Unreal, if you spend 6 or 7 dimes on something like this you need your head examined. I am curious to see how many of these they have actually sold. Ha Ha

flying illini I do understand your skepticism. But these things will change your life, they changed mine. All of a sudden, in your living room, you can feel like you are surrounded by 8s and 9s, as many as you can handle. Brother you will never want to leave the house again, except once in a while to get your realdoll repaired.

Check out this vid from this dude on youtube. He seems like a cool dude and look how these things changed his life:

[pico]

these dolls looks pretty real

[pico]

"confiscate your veicle....that means you won;t get it back" i think how this guy explain things

[pico]

this guy sounds like a serial killer "all i have to do is take her eyes out, wig out, and i'll have a new one just like this one"

[Cannon]

He needs a reality show

[sickler]

[jjgold]

I use shaftmaster mainly where you put your prick in a tube and it pumps and shit. It is a pain in the ass though because I run a long extension cord to a plug and fukkin wires all over the place. I have a mirror on ceiling reflecting off a tv with pron on where the girl is on top. It gets me off, finding the right jelly is critical because it only works with certain ones. Afterwards I recommend soaking in hot water (shaftmaster tube) to clean up.

[SlickFazzer]

I personally have had better success with the fleshlight vs the shaftmaster.

[illmatick]

flying illini I do understand your skepticism. But these things will change your life, they changed mine. All of a sudden, in your living room, you can feel like you are surrounded by 8s and 9s, as many as you can handle. Brother you will never want to leave the house again, except once in a while to get your realdoll repaired.

Check out this vid from this dude on youtube. He seems like a cool dude and look how these things changed his life:

"you know people get old and ugly, I mean look at me, but these never will"

[BGS 9.5]

"wore out pussy lips"

OMFG

[gummo]

[sickler]

The 1% of liars have yet to make an appearance.

[Bread]

Oh man that guy in the video is great.

Freakin Loshak.