Stop Private Messaging Teela

jjgold · 07-05-09, 04:22 PM

Dutchman you have just been reported, attacks will not be tolerated here.

Attack the thread and not the poster

Flying Dutchman · 07-05-09, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Dutchman you have just been reported, attacks will not be tolerated here.

Attack the thread and not the poster

Players is all about attacking Posters JJ. You're the King of that.

Report the fvk outta me, you guys read folk's PMs. Nazi shit!

jjgold · 07-05-09, 04:29 PM

I rarely attack poster. I might be most calmest poster here

Stop reverting back in time when i posted at MW and look to the future Son.

I think you live in the past too much.

Flying Dutchman · 07-05-09, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I rarely attack poster. I might be most calmest poster here

Stop reverting back in time when i posted at MW and look to the future Son.

I think you live in the past too much.

So, all I gotta do is PM somebody and you show up wanting to talk about the past?

JJ, you gotta be more subtle than that.

KingRevolver · 07-05-09, 04:46 PM

Teela · 07-05-09, 04:47 PM

JJ is the calmest poster here. He also does the best videos of humping pillows.

Flying Dutchman · 07-05-09, 05:00 PM

Teela, how come you didn't respond to that photo of my private parts I sent you via PM? Mine has got to be bigger than Kingie the midget's.

You did get it didn't you? Or did JJ intervene again?

Teela · 07-05-09, 05:07 PM

Lou, are you stealing my penis pictures?!

Flying Dutchman · 07-05-09, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by Teela

Lou, are you stealing my penis pictures?!

Well, actually it was the purple dildo with the well placed...er...I guess you'd call 'em...ah...warts?

We'll use Rogue's Industrial Strength Strawberry Lube too. You know the one that looks like it came from Janitor in a Drum?

Casperwaits · 07-05-09, 10:01 PM

Kinger I am 34. I look like I am 40? You will pay for that remark big boy. Wait till the bash. I amq going to get all Metamucil on you.

KingRevolver · 07-05-09, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

Kinger I am 34. I look like I am 40? You will pay for that remark big boy. Wait till the bash. I amq going to get all Metamucil on you.

I was kidding, Mr. Waits.

I actually thought you were about 30.

Check out my play, Nephew. Dedicated to you.

Flying Dutchman · 07-05-09, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

Kinger I am 34. I look like I am 40? You will pay for that remark big boy. Wait till the bash. I amq going to get all Metamucil on you.

34...wow...I had you at about 45-46.

Casper buddy, you need to start eating right, working out (more than your right hand and lubricants), and get out of the fvkin bars, buddy.

...You're white as a sheet!

Casperwaits · 07-05-09, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Quote:
Originally Posted by Casperwaits
Kinger I am 34. I look like I am 40? You will pay for that remark big boy. Wait till the bash. I amq going to get all Metamucil on you.

34...wow...I had you at about 45-46.

Casper buddy, you need to start eating right, working out (more than your right hand and lubricants), and get out of the fvkin bars, buddy.

...You're white as a sheet!

If you saw me in person, I pass for mid-late 20's all the time. Yeah, I am white, but I am not some fat slob. I work a lot. I'll get the color, trust me.

Casperwaits · 07-05-09, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Quote:
Originally Posted by Casperwaits
Kinger I am 34. I look like I am 40? You will pay for that remark big boy. Wait till the bash. I amq going to get all Metamucil on you.

34...wow...I had you at about 45-46.

Casper buddy, you need to start eating right, working out (more than your right hand and lubricants), and get out of the fvkin bars, buddy.

...You're white as a sheet!

Originally posted by KingRevolver

Quote:
Originally Posted by Casperwaits
Kinger I am 34. I look like I am 40? You will pay for that remark big boy. Wait till the bash. I amq going to get all Metamucil on you.

I was kidding, Mr. Waits.

I actually thought you were about 30.

Check out my play, Nephew. Dedicated to you.

Roll with it Machine..roll with it.

Teela · 07-05-09, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

If you saw me in person, I pass for mid-late 20's all the time. Yeah, I am white, but I am not some fat slob. I work a lot. I'll get the color, trust me.

It better be before August...

I'm sticking with being 20. I like that.

Flying Dutchman · 07-05-09, 11:31 PM

Teeelllaaaa! Teeelllaaaa!!!!

OK, call me Stanley Kowalski...

Teela · 07-05-09, 11:43 PM

I'm sure that reference was lost on many.

KingRevolver · 07-05-09, 11:44 PM

Dutchie's real name is Aloysius Osterhoudt

Do a search on him, Teela. He's planning a terrorist attack using a windmill and a wooden shoe. I despise this man!

Flying Dutchman · 07-05-09, 11:58 PM

...Christ, fvkking google...

Flying Dutchman · 07-06-09, 12:01 AM

KR, you fvkking out me and I'll show Robyn that photo of you and the donkey in Tijuana...

...I'm serious...

Flying Dutchman · 07-06-09, 12:05 AM

I've Always Relied on the Kindness of Strangers, Teela

KingRevolver · 07-06-09, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

KR, you fvkking out me and I'll show Robyn that photo of you and the donkey in Tijuana...

...I'm serious...

Wow. You would take it that far?

I knew not to trust a f'ing Dutchman - my ancestor Zapata warned us about this and said not to trust Europeans. He said just look at the Zimmerman Telegram for proof of this. I now know what he means...

That wasn't Tijuana though - that was my backyard.

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 12:07 AM

If by "private message" you really mean "private massage," then my apologies, Casper. It was simply relaxing after hardcore dirty monkey sex.

dle · 07-06-09, 12:10 AM

You guys don't honestly think babes post on here I hope.

Teela · 07-06-09, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by dle

You guys don't honestly think babes post on here I hope.

I know! Can you believe them?

I'm going to go and scratch various body parts while grunting now.

dle · 07-06-09, 12:39 AM

I think I know who you really are!

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by dle

I think I know who you really are!

You're way off base.

Casperwaits · 07-06-09, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by dle

I think I know who you really are!

Dude seriously. She really is a woman. Take it to the bank.

dle · 07-06-09, 12:45 AM

Whatever makes you guys sleep well at night.

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by dle

Whatever makes you guys sleep well at night.

I've met posters that know her personally, and one of them was a female. Think what you want, but you're wrong.

Casperwaits · 07-06-09, 12:48 AM

Can we all agree that anyone with less than 1000 posts, and has been on this forum for less than a year is not allowed to make any "Teela is not a woman" comments?

dle · 07-06-09, 12:49 AM

I get get delusional after long binges at the sportsbook as well. It happen, we can only wish there were babes amongst us. Only wish.

Casperwaits · 07-06-09, 12:50 AM

Monkey, save your breath. It's like talking to Kim Kardashian after an IQ test and a 6 pack of beer. You may hear somethings that would never come out of a sane persons mouth

Teela · 07-06-09, 12:51 AM

Honestly, do you think it's going to break my heart if you don't believe that I'm a woman?

I'm more upset over there not being a new "Daisy of Love" on Vh1.

Casperwaits · 07-06-09, 12:52 AM

Teela, call me. Chicken eating Mo-Fo.