So i am bartending tonight, and we have a DJ. Just so happens he has an assistant that is a 7 in face and a 8 in body. She was in the army and is 5 ft 9. B cup 
and is 26. Anywhoo, she begins knocking back double cherry vodkas and sprite at a pretty good pace. 9PM becomes 2AM and I am cleaning up. She is professing how much she finds me attractive (hello) and how she was going to be home all alone tonight. Mind you, I had my ex picking me up from work because the car I have been using is acting up. As I was vascillating on what to do, a guy in his late 50's early 60's walks up to her, whispers in her ear and proceeds to give her a tongue kiss! This guy looks just like the Comic Guy on the Simpsons. Considering she did not pull back in revulsion, I assumed that this girl had been passed around more times than a Thanksgiving turkey at John & Kate +8's home. Well after the tongue bath she recieved, I thought better of joining her in any sexual rendezvous....at least for tonight. My question guys....should I have just taken one for the team and banging her gently with my babay dick, or did I do the right thing and back off until I can get a gallon of Listerine down her sperm collecting gullet?
and is 26. Anywhoo, she begins knocking back double cherry vodkas and sprite at a pretty good pace. 9PM becomes 2AM and I am cleaning up. She is professing how much she finds me attractive (hello) and how she was going to be home all alone tonight. Mind you, I had my ex picking me up from work because the car I have been using is acting up. As I was vascillating on what to do, a guy in his late 50's early 60's walks up to her, whispers in her ear and proceeds to give her a tongue kiss! This guy looks just like the Comic Guy on the Simpsons. Considering she did not pull back in revulsion, I assumed that this girl had been passed around more times than a Thanksgiving turkey at John & Kate +8's home. Well after the tongue bath she recieved, I thought better of joining her in any sexual rendezvous....at least for tonight. My question guys....should I have just taken one for the team and banging her gently with my babay dick, or did I do the right thing and back off until I can get a gallon of Listerine down her sperm collecting gullet?
