Poem For Robyn

[englishmike]

My name is King Revolver,
I love you very much,
Although I hardly know you,
It's either you or Dutch,

I know it may seem creepy,
I know it may seem sad,
I'm after 20,000 posts,
I want them really bad,

I love my new computer,
It's as fast as I have seen,
But Englishmike makes me cry,
He really is so mean.

You know I really love you,
Nobody loves you more,
I've known you for two weeks by now,
My cock is really sore.

Since you came into my life,
I think you're really neat,
The only problem I can see,
Is life is obsolete.

I told the guys I post from work,
But they know that's not true,
I'm stuck down in the basement,
Wanking over you.

If you really want me,
Just be really bold,
I'm getting sick and tired,
Of sukking JJ Gold.

[wtf]

oh shit that was good

he got you kr!

[lakerboy]

oh shit king you need to respond to this

[englishmike]

oh shit that was good

he got you kr!

Pimp slapped i beileve.

[wtf]

yup, kr, you have been massively pimp slapped

[lakerboy]

kr throw that food in the garbage and get in here

[KingRevolver]

oh shit king you need to respond to this

Not really. The sad twat can't reply to my pimp slaps 'cause he's too scared so why should I reply to him. I love that he made a whole thread for me though. He actually wrote out a poem.

[KingRevolver]

It just goes to show how King Revolver gets under his skin. I'm doing my job quite well. Tee-hee!

[wtf]

kr, this means WAR !

get to work bitch

[englishmike]

Not really. The sad twat can't reply to my pimp slaps 'cause he's too scared so why should I reply to him. I love that he made a whole thread for me though. He actually wrote out a poem.

Epic fail, like your personality.

[KingRevolver]

Epic fail, like your personality.

You've avoided all my beatdowns. You can't avoid a real one though.

[KingRevolver]

kr, this means WAR !

get to work bitch

I've already won. The guy can't reply to anything I've said in the other posts, so he had to make a whole thread about me. Even copied my whole style...it's quite sad to be honest with you. Come up with your own shit, bloody fool.

[englishmike]

[KingRevolver]

It just goes to show how King Revolver gets under his skin. I'm doing my job quite well. Tee-hee!

This basically sums up the whole thing.

[lakerboy]

guys keep this going im pouring another grey goose

[KingRevolver]

What's a matter? Ran out of shit to say after you spent 4 hours on your poem? Thought so.

You'd think a 50-year-old man would have something better to do with his life.

[lakerboy]

What's a matter? Ran out of shit to say after you spent 4 hours on your poem? Thought so.

You'd think a 50-year-old man would have something better to do with his life.

oh shit mike its your turn

[KingRevolver]

oh shit mike its your turn

He has nothing else. That was his great comeback. Dedicating a whole thread to the King's idea. The dipshit actually sat down and wrote something out instead of being a Father he's f'ing around with a loser (me) online Which says more about him than it does about me.

[TheIntegrityKid]

How cute, Mikey is resorting to KR tactics to try and bash him..

but, isn't that what children do? .........like say, 6th graders?

I believe so...

[KingRevolver]

How cute, Mikey is resorting to KR tactics to try and bash him..

but, isn't that what children do? .........like say, 6th graders?

I believe so...

LOL You believe that? He actually SAT DOWN and WROTE A POEM.

Does he not realize that my poem to Robyn was an obvious joke that took 5 minutes to write? It was a total freestyle. He'll claim the same but we all know it's bullshit. This guy is sad and pathetic. I'm afraid that I'm heading to that same place though and will be like him when I'm in my latter years. I'm scared.

[KingRevolver]

Where's Mike? No more?

This is far too easy. He takes 4 hours to make a poem and it takes me 4 seconds to shut him up. Pussy.

[BadNina]

Mike, that was funny.

[englishmike]

You're aware you have nine replies already?

I'm glad it doesn't bother you, it would have been 20.

[KingRevolver]

You're aware you have nine replies already?

I'm glad it doesn't bother you, it would have been 20.

You owe me money, Integrity. Told you.

[englishmike]

Mike, that was funny.

According to KR it was crap

[TheIntegrityKid]

LOL You believe that? He actually SAT DOWN and WROTE A POEM.

Does he not realize that my poem to Robyn was an obvious joke that took 5 minutes to write? It was a total freestyle. He'll claim the same but we all know it's bullshit. This guy is sad and pathetic. I'm afraid that I'm heading to that same place though and will be like him when I'm in my latter years. I'm scared.

I'm cringing at the thought of an EnglishRevolver...

Don't end up like him, pal... Please. I beg of you!

[lakerboy]

fuXk guys im wasted i dont want to check this shit in the morning- when is this going to be over

[KingRevolver]

Mike, that was funny.

I thought it was funny myself but also very sad.

I love how people claim I'm so unoriginal but then they go and rip off my ideas and make threads that are really about me. I love to get under this guys skin. It shows he's actually thinking about me instead of being a mere afterthought. I think I'm going to cry

[KingRevolver]

According to KR it was crap

Go back - read it twice - and comprehend what you're actually reading. You have two hours, run along, lad.

[englishmike]

You now have 12 replies. I've taken the over 12 1/2 by midnight, give me one more.

[KingRevolver]

No real reply. Once again. Nada. Zilch.

Game, Set, Match. Pussy.

[BadNina]

Kingie, I liked yours too. I just got to watch Tony put Kyle in a wall. I love everyone right now. Except for my ex, the Donkey.

[paco]

How did this "beef" start between kr and mike? Good shit though

[lakerboy]

How did this "beef" start between kr and mike? Good shit though

detroit guys who hide things from wives

[englishmike]

How did this "beef" start between kr and mike? Good shit though

No beef Paco, it's all good clean fun.