First off, I'm not going to sign up for the Vegas trip. I will be there to walk in out of nowhere and strut my stuff. As far as this signing up stuff goes...it's not the King's style. The King does what he wants; when he wants. What exactly is the point of signing up? I don't need any money refunded to me. The King is paying his own way to Vegas, as usual. Plus, I'm not sure where the hell you guys are staying (some fleabag I'm sure) but I'll be staying at the Bellagio or Venetian. I'll have to check room rates to see which one is more expensive and stay there. Robyn and Bread (well just Robyn) is welcomed to stay with me. Bread you can come but once nappy time begins - you must go outside and flirt with the Mexican housekeepers. Ask for extra mints and wipes, Robyn will need them after our nap time.
Anyway, I'm getting off subject here. Goddamn Bread.
Secondly - no thread of mine shall go into the private zone. Ever. I don't care how inappropriate it is. The King demands that his lowly peasants see ALL OF HIS PROPAGANDA! How else will my message of superiority and godliness be reached?
I also want my own special "exalt/smite" button. If I'm reading someone's post and I like it, I click on exalt and if they get enough of those...they get to talk privately with the King for an hour as their prize. If they get numerous smites then they are banned until the King decides it's a good time for them to return. If there's 100s of them that are banned and CrazyLou asks me, "What should we do, they're hungry for Bread?" I'll reply, "Let them eat dick." So don't bother...
Get a pen, there's a couple more demands.
The King demands a 1 percent tax on all the advertisers. This tax is to help the less fortunate ugly ****tards who rode in small yellow buses to school. We'll call it the "ObamaOurLord' tax.
The King demands that JJ make a video of him banging a hooker. Otherwise, all other videos shall be ceased and destroyed!
If I wanted to see a fat, ugly bitch moaning into the camera, I would go fvck Mike's wife and have Integrity film it. JJ - please. I'll even pay for the hooker.
The King demands more gay folk or women infiltrate SBR. I'm tired of seeing all of us desperate men going after 3 girls and Teela.
SBR John - I shall talk to you more about this in private. I know you can't meet my demands with the peasants around...they'll revolt!
Thank you, SBR. You have let me be your King for one month. Three thousand posts in one month. The King has reached millions and millions of orphans. There's pot-bellied kids in Africa that send me money. They know it's for the common good of the Nats ML.
I love you, SBR. Keep up the good work and exalt your King.
Good day.
THE KING HAS SPOKEN! You shall retort...
Anyway, I'm getting off subject here. Goddamn Bread.
Secondly - no thread of mine shall go into the private zone. Ever. I don't care how inappropriate it is. The King demands that his lowly peasants see ALL OF HIS PROPAGANDA! How else will my message of superiority and godliness be reached?
I also want my own special "exalt/smite" button. If I'm reading someone's post and I like it, I click on exalt and if they get enough of those...they get to talk privately with the King for an hour as their prize. If they get numerous smites then they are banned until the King decides it's a good time for them to return. If there's 100s of them that are banned and CrazyLou asks me, "What should we do, they're hungry for Bread?" I'll reply, "Let them eat dick." So don't bother...
Get a pen, there's a couple more demands.
The King demands a 1 percent tax on all the advertisers. This tax is to help the less fortunate ugly ****tards who rode in small yellow buses to school. We'll call it the "ObamaOurLord' tax.
The King demands that JJ make a video of him banging a hooker. Otherwise, all other videos shall be ceased and destroyed!
If I wanted to see a fat, ugly bitch moaning into the camera, I would go fvck Mike's wife and have Integrity film it. JJ - please. I'll even pay for the hooker.The King demands more gay folk or women infiltrate SBR. I'm tired of seeing all of us desperate men going after 3 girls and Teela.
SBR John - I shall talk to you more about this in private. I know you can't meet my demands with the peasants around...they'll revolt!
Thank you, SBR. You have let me be your King for one month. Three thousand posts in one month. The King has reached millions and millions of orphans. There's pot-bellied kids in Africa that send me money. They know it's for the common good of the Nats ML.
I love you, SBR. Keep up the good work and exalt your King.
Good day.
THE KING HAS SPOKEN! You shall retort...
So chill, whoever you are.
Sur 13 Por Vida!
And no, Nephew is part of the King vernacular!