Teela! When are you gonna light that match?

Teela · 07-02-09, 05:14 PM

That's Fiveteamer's behind. I don't think Canadians celebrate the 4th of July.

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by Teela

That's Fiveteamer's behind. I don't think Canadians celebrate the 4th of July.

So you're taking candid shots of 5T's ass? Remind me to not get around you with your cell phone camera.

BTW, I thought you were from Georgia? I bet those Russians pissed you off last spring.

Teela · 07-02-09, 05:27 PM

That's a picture that 5T posted. I'm not that much of a stalker.

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by Teela

That's a picture that 5T posted. I'm not that much of a stalker.

Umm, OK. You know this pix is the one that got us thinking you're really a dude? That's 'cause only dudes post skanky pix like this.

...either that or you've got a dark, twisted soul.

Teela · 07-02-09, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Umm, OK. You know this pix is the one that got us thinking you're really a dude? That's 'cause only dudes post skanky pix like this.

...either that or you've got a dark, twisted soul.

You have me figured out.

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by Teela

You have me figured out.

oooh, my kinda girl.

BTW, how do you like my new avatar?

I'm going for the classic look.

...never fear, still the same old neer-do-well inside tho.

KingRevolver · 07-02-09, 06:37 PM

How can Canadians not celebrate the Fourth of July?

That's like not celebrating your sugar daddy's B-day.

Teela · 07-02-09, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

oooh, my kinda girl.

BTW, how do you like my new avatar?

I'm going for the classic look.

...never fear, still the same old neer-do-well inside tho.

So, a girl with a plastic bag on her head is classic?

Nothing says "neer-do-well" like 5T's ass.

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by Teela

So, a girl with a plastic bag on her head is classic?

Nothing says "neer-do-well" like 5T's ass.

THAT'S NOT A PLASTIC BAG!!!!

It's a traditional head bonnet from the town of Alkmaar in a very Golden Age pose.

I'm crushed...

Willie Bee · 07-02-09, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by Teela

That's Fiveteamer's behind. I don't think Canadians celebrate the 4th of July.

If I got you a $50 freeplay at oddsmaker.com, could I coax you into changing it? *

* 20x rollover for residents of Eniwetok; all other folks livin' in backwards places like Georgia will be placed in the 50x column. Must submit photo ID, preferably in a lace teddy, no baseball moneylines, football spreads, basketball totals, hockey pucklines, soccer futures and/or curling allowed in rollover wagers. And nothing you might luck out and win in the casino either. Void where prohibited. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.

raydog · 07-02-09, 06:56 PM

willie, can you imagine the pain that casper feels when he clicks on sbr and has to see 5teamer as teelas avatar instead of him??? absolutely crushing. is she trying to destroy him on purpose?

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

If I got you a $50 freeplay at oddsmaker.com, could I coax you into changing it? *

* 20x rollover for residents of Eniwetok; all other folks livin' in backwards places like Georgia will be placed in the 50x column. Must submit photo ID, preferably in a lace teddy, no baseball moneylines, football spreads, basketball totals, hockey pucklines, soccer futures and/or curling allowed in rollover wagers. And nothing you might luck out and win in the casino either. Void where prohibited. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.

Teela · 07-02-09, 06:59 PM

Willie, have you been nipping the booze early? You've been quite the little stinker lately!

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 09:29 PM

Whoops, your avatar has turned into a hot chick. I suppose you're going to tell me that she is you?

OK, my avatar is me, so there!

Casperwaits · 07-02-09, 09:38 PM

Dutchman, stop f**king with my girl. She is ALL woman. She doesn't even wear spanks. Oh yeah, she won't give it up until the 3rd date. A good girl she is.

Teela · 07-02-09, 09:48 PM

I wanted a $50 freeplay.

AFTER the third date, Casper.

Casperwaits · 07-02-09, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by Teela

I wanted a $50 freeplay.

AFTER the third date, Casper.

Doe sleeping over count as 2 dates?

Teela · 07-02-09, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

Doe sleeping over count as 2 dates?

You're an ass.

No, it doesn't.

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

Dutchman, stop f**king with my girl. She is ALL woman. She doesn't even wear spanks. Oh yeah, she won't give it up until the 3rd date. A good girl she is.

What the fvk you talking about, she's a lezzie, I can see it in her eyes.

Look into my eyes Teela, you are getting sleepy, sleepy...

OK, now lets talk shoes...I like the strappy kind lately....

Casperwaits · 07-02-09, 10:03 PM

Her eyes don't say Lezzie.
They say Cantonese.
Like Shrimp & Broccolli
They are sure to tease

Teela · 07-02-09, 10:06 PM

Casper, go eat tofu.

Casperwaits · 07-02-09, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by Teela

Casper, go eat tofu.

I am about to. Just getting my silverware out.

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 10:11 PM

Teela, these toads will give you warts.

...now a cutie like me will paint your nails, and talk about the great eye shadow I found over at Sephoria.

KingRevolver · 07-02-09, 10:12 PM

This is funny shit!

Teela · 07-02-09, 10:20 PM

Dutchman, it's Sephora. The gig is up.

Casperwaits · 07-02-09, 10:22 PM

Teela, I wouldn't paint your nails. I would paint a clown mask on your face, call you "Giggles" and make sweet love to you by the river.

Teela · 07-02-09, 10:23 PM

I have no words for that.

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by Teela

Dutchman, it's Sephora. The gig is up.

Whoops, you're right, these English spellings get a Dutch girl all mixed up.

Now be a sweet girl and tell sheet-dude to go sing another scary song in another forum.

Casperwaits · 07-02-09, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Quote:
Originally Posted by Teela
Dutchman, it's Sephora. The gig is up.

Whoops, you're right, these English spellings get a Dutch girl all mixed up.

Now be a sweet girl and tell sheet-dude to go sing another scary song in another forum.

Dutchman, I will sing from the rooftops for my love. Words are my keys to unlock the boundaries that you and other SBR people have put on us. Our love is as pure as JJ's cocaine. As passionate as Crazy Lou's love for fast food and as kinky as Robyn's hair in rainstorm.

Teela · 07-02-09, 10:49 PM

Casper is ALWAYS right. I don't doubt him.

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

Dutchman, I will sing from the rooftops for my love. Words are my keys to unlock the boundaries that you and other SBR people have put on us. Our love is as pure as JJ's cocaine. As passionate as Crazy Lou's love for fast food and as kinky as Robyn's hair in rainstorm.

Teela, if you're buying this shi...er...stuff, you'll get lockjaw from this scum-bag.

Remember all those nasy guys who just wanted to get into your pants...er...panties? That's all this guy wants.

Me, we're talking Jimmy choos, Lash Enhancers, Petite Perfumes, Treatments & Concealers, Lip Plumpers...

...all this guy has is shag-nasty talk.

BadNina · 07-02-09, 10:56 PM

Casper, I don't see how Teela has steeled herself against your charm.

Flying Dutchman · 07-02-09, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

Casper, I don't see how Teela has steeled herself against your charm.

Oh...Hi Nina. You smell nice tonite....

Casperwaits · 07-02-09, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

Casper, I don't see how Teela has steeled herself against your charm.

It's cause I am ugly Nina. Looks matter most.