SBR Forum Bash: Special Guest for Friday night Icebreaker

[SBR Lou]

I am excited to announce that for SBR's Friday night Icebreaker, we will be treated by the company of Miss Nevada 2009.




When: Friday August 21st, 7-9PM
Where: Golden Nugget, Augusta Room
Come get an autograph, chat, or take a pic with Miss Nevada 09!

Sign-up for 2009 SBR bash here

[englishmike]

Autograph?

I'm gonna fukk her.

Memo to self: Pack duct tape.

[The HG]

% of posters who spontaneously exploded all over themselves when they saw/opened this thread: 65%

[HAPPY BOY]

yeah mate you do that. check her undercarriage and give her a what not. show her your wanker yes. cheerio ,pip pip and eat some spoted dick. god save the queen!quote=englishmike;1992142]Autograph?

I'm gonna fukk her.[/quote]

[pavyracer]

RogueScholar is ****ed. Someone forgot to tell him Elton John cancelled.

[ijustwant2bpaid]

damn i wish i could make it, instead ill be tere this weekend but god damn that girl is beautifull, note, make sure she has a body guard lou or sbr might not be allowed back!

[topgame85]

Haha worst idea ever poor girl

[sportscapper]

I might have to make it if that 1 is coming.

[SBR Lou]

damn i wish i could make it, instead ill be tere this weekend but god damn that girl is beautifull, note, make sure she has a body guard lou or sbr might not be allowed back!

She will be just fine. Miss NV 09 is an expert mingler, and more than experienced in tactfully shooting men down.

[onthewhat]

Scholar will be thrilled, all of us gamblers will have our pricks standing at attention when surrounded by this girl

[rake922]

[sportscapper]

yeah baby i like that.

[pavyracer]

Scholar will be thrilled, all of us gamblers will have our pricks standing at attention when surrounded by this girl

Whatever you and Scholar do in your room leave it out of this thread onner.

[Bread]

Is this what these pageant girls do these days? Meet & greet a bunch of wasted horny degenerate gamblers in casinos?

And I agree...this can only end badly. Think the scene in 'Apocalypse Now' with the Playmates bad.

[The HG]

Will she be running a train at any point during the bash? Was this negotiated at all?

[betplom]

Autograph?

I'm gonna fukk her.

Memo to self: Pack duct tape.

Mikey, we'll need photos. Avatars are getting stale around here.

[Matt Rain]

Oh boy. I hope she masters the fine art of bashing drunken heads in.

Googluck Georgina!

[betplom]

The 2006 Miss Nevada was a bad girl.

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/category/miss-nevada/

[The HG]

This Miss Nevada was a bad girl.



http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/category/miss-nevada/

just so no one is misled, this is NOT Georgina, this is Miss Nev from 2006.

[betplom]

just so no one is misled, this is NOT Georgina, this is Miss Nev from 2006.

Right, wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression, Miss Nevadas are very lady like.

If you are going to be attending the bash and meeting the current Miss Nevada, try to refrain from using words like cunt and cocksucker in her presence, shes almost royalty you know.

[j0hnnyv]

Shes an ACE

[RogueScholar]

Hah, looks like I'm gonna be a busy man Friday night when you all have the blue balls from Miss Nevada chucking you. I'll make sure to pack some extra mouthwash.

[yisman]

Haha worst idea ever poor girl

my thoughts exactly.

A gamblers convention? Does she know this? If so, is she crazy? She better be getting a good appearance fee for this.

[blittydeuce]

Anyone have any good roofie-colada recipes?

[Willie Bee]

RogueScholar is ****ed. Someone forgot to tell him Elton John cancelled.

Oh my, I damn near spewed beer on that one, thanks for the afternoon laugh pavy.

When they asked me about entertainment for the bash I suggested either Max Patkin or Mel Torme. Wasn't ever invited to the planning meetings after that.

[BrentCrude]

Was this one of those hoaxes played on her that the Brady kids used to play to get Joe Namath and Davey Jones over to the house because they said Marcia or Bobby were terminally ill?Who are the designated guys that have to pretend to be retarded?I shouldn't say pretend.hehe!Maybe she actually will believe everyone is challenged?It will be like Kramer wearing the Bozo the clown tenners and having a mouth full of novacane when The Velvet Fog,Mell Tormet let him sit at his table for the specially challenged awards dinner.


Darn,wasn't the guy that's a comedian that was the soup Nazi that plays Laughlin all the time available?

Maybe Jimmy from Seinfeld who gave Kramer the clown tenners was available?There has to be some castoff member from Seinfeld living in Vegas that needs a gig?Uncle Rico the quarterback in Napoleon Dynamite was the panhandler that wouldn't give Kramer his Tupperware back lives in Vegas I think?Uncle Rico would have been great!

[tacomax]

Was this one of those hoaxes played on her that the Brady kids used to play to get Joe Namath and Davey Jones over to the house because they said Marcia or Bobby were terminally ill?Who are the designated guys that have to pretend to be retarded?I shouldn't say pretend.hehe!Maybe she actually will believe everyone is challenged?It will be like Kramer wearing the Bozo the clown tenners and having a mouth full of novacane when The Velvet Fog,Mell Tormet let him sit at his table for the specially challenged awards dinner.


Darn,wasn't the guy that's a comedian that was the soup Nazi that plays Laughlin all the time available?

Maybe Jimmy from Seinfeld who gave Kramer the clown tenners was available?There has to be some castoff member from Seinfeld living in Vegas that needs a gig?Uncle Rico the quarterback in Napoleon Dynamite was the panhandler that wouldn't give Kramer his Tupperware back lives in Vegas I think?Uncle Rico would have been great!

Can anyone tell me which post in the thread that Brentcrude is addressing here?

[flyingillini]

Weak, what no comedian this time?

[tacomax]

Weak, what no comedian this time?

Was there a comedian on Friday night last year?

[englishmike]

Was there a comedian on Friday night last year?

He was too busy memorizing the word 'yayo' for his next 2000 posts to remember.

[xxdjstriderxx]

i hope she sees this thread and stiffs all you m0therfukers

[pavyracer]

Oh my, I damn near spewed beer on that one, thanks for the afternoon laugh pavy.

When they asked me about entertainment for the bash I suggested either Max Patkin or Mel Torme. Wasn't ever invited to the planning meetings after that.

You have an obsession with guys dieing on the last year of last millenium Willie?

[englishmike]

i hope she sees this thread and stiffs all you m0therfukers

She stiffed me three hours ago, i've *** 14 times since, tell her.

[Bread]

He was too busy memorizing the word 'yayo' for his next 2000 posts to remember.

[pico]

odds on she'll go missing by the end of the night