Tonight at midnight, our very own Patty Ven-ditto becomes a man as he turns 21. Given the fact that he probably lost 20 years off of his life Martingaling the Nats this year, this practically makes him a senior citizen.
Patty, I got a gift for you. Please accept this giant basket to carry around your gargantuan melon. Your head is so big that even Barry Bonds is like "Damn your head is big!"

Patty, I got a gift for you. Please accept this giant basket to carry around your gargantuan melon. Your head is so big that even Barry Bonds is like "Damn your head is big!"

