jjgold is the most interesting man in the world

AgainstAllOdds · 07-01-09, 01:06 AM

A+++

dreamjob · 07-01-09, 01:16 AM

KingRevolver · 07-01-09, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

He once bet both sides of a game, just to have twice the action.

He once dropped 3k on a pony, just to see the board light up.

The police question him sometimes... just because they want to know what games are hot.

He is so sharp, he stiffed oddsmaker.com for $8400.

He once duked a security guard $10... to give him $20 in return.

He shaves all his body hair, yet wears a rug. He is... the most interesting man in the world.

LOL Good shit, Matty.

I love those commercials.

Scorpion · 07-01-09, 01:38 AM

How about his sex life?

KingRevolver · 07-01-09, 01:55 AM

He once defined eternity as the time between when you *** and she leaves.

Casperwaits · 07-01-09, 02:06 AM

KingRevolver · 07-01-09, 02:08 AM

Tough crowd

jjgold · 07-01-09, 05:13 AM

He shaves all his body hair, yet wears a rug. He is... the most interesting man in the world.

LOL that is true, I wonder why I do that??

Deuce · 07-01-09, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

He shaves all his body hair, yet wears a rug. He is... the most interesting man in the world.

LOL that is true, I wonder why I do that??

For the Asian bath houses you frequent to fit in because Asians don't have body hair for the most part.

L2Gunz · 07-01-09, 08:56 AM

JJ is a standup guy!!!

KingRevolver · 07-01-09, 09:01 AM

Race

He once hated Obama for being half white.

Black criminals in Newark stop him to put money into HIS wallet.

Casperwaits · 07-01-09, 09:32 AM

KR, wasn't yawning at you. Yawning at Mathdotcom.

KingRevolver · 07-01-09, 09:44 AM

Yes, sir.

L2Gunz · 07-01-09, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by KingRevolver

Tough crowd

Talking bout a tough crowd huh...

Did you know that JJ the Legend fukkd a GOAT for $500????
I sent him a money order for doing this deed..its on video!!!
I have the video..no one else..you are safe JJ
God Bless the GOAT

KingRevolver · 07-01-09, 10:05 AM

LG - I will pay you for this video that you speak of.

L2Gunz · 07-01-09, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by KingRevolver

LG - I will pay you for this video that you speak of.

Kinger...with all due respect...I cannot...I'm am under strict supervision by JJ the Legend...I will not break the rules that I swore on.....OMERTA=code of silence

TheIntegrityKid · 07-01-09, 12:15 PM

would you show it if the saints win the superbowl???

ManOfValue · 07-01-09, 01:14 PM

What kind of beer does he drink ?

L2Gunz · 07-01-09, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by TheIntegrityKid

would you show it if the saints win the superbowl???

fukkn right KID!!!! I will do anything for the Saints to win the Superbowl!!! well almost anything

TheIntegrityKid · 07-01-09, 02:46 PM

go saints!

sickler · 07-01-09, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

He once bet both sides of a game, just to have twice the action.

He once dropped 3k on a pony, just to see the board light up.

The police question him sometimes... just because they want to know what games are hot.

He is so sharp, he stiffed oddsmaker.com for $8400.

He once duked a security guard $10... to give him $20 in return.

He shaves all his body hair, yet wears a rug. He is... the most interesting man in the world.

I'll agree with the last part.

The super smoothies (rid all body hair) are historically fond of suntanning. JJ doesn't look like he sees more sun than whatever pokes through his partially closed blinds. Dude is whiter than a ghost. And to top it off, the rug. Weird to say the least.