I have quit drinking..

[pavyracer]

..water. Wish me luck. I am tired of drinking the odorless, colorless, tasteless liquid. I want to see how long I can last drinking only beer and nothing else for my liquid intake.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[KingRevolver]

You're probably better off drinking beer than drinking Atlanta's water.


I love designer water. I love overpaying for something I can get for free. Kinda like sex 'cept I can't get that for free.





This is good shit.

[pavyracer]

My wife drinks this smartwater all the time. I prefer beer. Beer is just water with barley.

[KingRevolver]

My wife drinks this smartwater all the time. I prefer beer. Beer is just water with barley.

This shit makes you smarter, too. Hopefully it kicks in soon...

[losturmarbles]

You're probably better off drinking beer than drinking Atlanta's water.


I love designer water. I love overpaying for something I can get for free. Kinda like sex 'cept I can't get that for free.

[Flying Dutchman]

I love designer water. I love overpaying for something I can get for free. Kinda like sex 'cept I can't get that for free.

So, you paying for those expensive porno sites too?

I know that's the only place you get sex 'cause you're chained to your monitor.

[KingRevolver]

So, you paying for those expensive porno sites too?

I know that's the only place you get sex 'cause you're chained to your monitor.

I pay top dollar for anything. I love helping out our economy.

You probably use those free sex search engines. I like to pay 20,30,40 dollars a month. I love seeing money coming out of my bank account. It gives me a warm feeling knowing all these companies want me!`

What kind of porn do you watch? Girls being banged under a windmill? Or a Dutch guy taken off his wooden shoes and using it on a girl?

[durito]

You're probably better off drinking beer than drinking Atlanta's water.

funniest thing i've read all week

[Flying Dutchman]

We do classic porn:

[KingRevolver]

We do classic porn:

Is your electricity powered by a gerbil running on a wheel?

[AMBlai01]

Pavy you make me very proud...

[jjgold]

I know guys that did the one beer a day routine and it works for a while but eventually is goes to 2 and then 3 then 4 then 5 then 6 and before you know it Paver your drining a fukkin case a day.

Paver quit all together

[KingRevolver]

Dude, Amby posted right above you! Leave him alone!

[Flying Dutchman]

Is your electricity powered by a gerbil running on a wheel?

Nah, we're a socialist state, we believe in power from the people:



to run my stuff:

[KingRevolver]

What do you think of the Greek, Dutchie? Go on one of your rants.

[Flying Dutchman]

What do you think of the Greek, Dutchie? Go on one of your rants.

Greek Islands? Absolutely great!
Greek Women? Better than American women for sure! Dutch too (because you're in Greece!)
Greek Men? Absolute pricks who will steal you blind!
Pavy the Greek? He can suck his own cock because he's got a long neck (we've seen his prick)

[KingRevolver]

Greek Islands? Absolutely great!
Greek Women? Better than American women for sure! Dutch too (because you're in Greece!)
Greek Men? Absolute pricks who will steal you blind!
Pavy the Greek? He can suck his own cock because he's got a long neck (we've seen his prick)

[SlickFazzer]

It would be great if Paver would work up to a case a day.

[pavyracer]

I am up to a 6 pack per day Slick. I can't drink at work. I have one when I wake up. I use the bottom half to rinse my mouth instead of mouthwash. I have one with my cereal for breakfast and then one for lunch at the local strip joint buffet. Then I do one for dinner and one at the gym in my gym bottle. Finally one at bed while I do the wife or mistress depending if I'm sleeping home or at my neighbor's.

[SlickFazzer]

thats awesome Paver. Hopefully you can double that to a 12 pack a day by football season.

[j0hnnyv]

I am up to a 6 pack per day Slick. I can't drink at work. I have one when I wake up. I use the bottom half to rinse my mouth instead of mouthwash. I have one with my cereal for breakfast and then one for lunch at the local strip joint buffet. Then I do one for dinner and one at the gym in my gym bottle. Finally one at bed while I do the wife or mistress depending if I'm sleeping home or at my neighbor's.

one of the best daily routines I've read in awhile

[SlickFazzer]

Really drinking a 6 pack spread out over the course of the day, is no different than drinking 2-3 large
starbucks.....