Billy Mays here,you too can become an ordained minister for free by using this link.

[BrentCrude]

Do you too want to hold press conferences as the family spiritual adviser for famous recently deceased people?Go to www.churchofuniversallife.com and not for $19.99,not for $9.99 but for the amazing price of 0,you can become an ordained minister legally recognized in all 50 states.

Usually you receive the professional diploma suitable for framing within minutes but it says it may take up to 72 hours to receive by e-mail.This place has been around forever and they make their money selling the ministerial supplies you need as a minister.

[KingRevolver]

Religion is for the weak.

[BrentCrude]

King Revolver,you sound like ex governor Jesse Ventura where he got in trouble for saying the same thing.The only differences is,he called them bananas because they are soft on the inside.Ya,in a big way you are right.I look at all the churches these days and all they are is fronts for tax free status.They all have fruitcake agendas too.What the friggin hell,conservative neocons worship Billy Graham and he supported Obama the baby killer.The idiot neocons don't even know he supported him.Same goes for Graham being best buds with slick Willy where he helped him when he was being impeached.Then Graham has the balls to take people to task that look at free trial offers online of porn sites.hehe!Look at how Notre Dame went all nuts for Obama there for commencement and giving him an honorary degree.It's the same church I grew up in that said you would go to hell if you ate meat on Friday.

That said,being a phoney minister could be a good gig though.hehe!It might get you into receiving alot of free stuff.Then if you ever get in hot water,you just say that you are being persecuted for your beliefs and the people attacking you are anti church of Universal life ites or ists.You can become an instant protected minority status holder by getting this printout on your computer printer.It might get you into games for free by you saying that you have to give the pre game sermon to the team or that you have to give last rights to someone croaking in the stadium or arena.hehe!

[KingRevolver]

King Revolver,you sound like ex governor Jesse Ventura where he got in trouble for saying the same thing.Ya,in a big way you are right.I look at all the churches these days and all they are is fronts for tax free status.They all have fruitcake agendas too.

That said,being a phoney minister could be a good gig though.hehe!It might get you into receiving alot of free stuff.Then if you ever get in hot water,you just say that you are being persecuted for your beliefs and the people attacking you are anti church of Universal life ites or ists.You can become an instant protected minority status holder by getting this printout on your computer printer.

Hmmm. I find your ideas intriguing. Do you have any sort of newsletter that you put out? I'd love to subscribe.

[Willie Bee]

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[raydog]

i was strapped for cash and had to choose between the ministry and the magic peeler... i eat a lot of potatoes now

[BrentCrude]

The southern Baptist black churches are nothing more than a branch of the democratic party.They should not be given tax exempt status because both the church and democrats that speak there sure get away the separation of church and state law.

[pico]

wow. thanks. i always wants to become a minister

[SamsNCharge99]

they say that all good thing come/die in 3, but leave it to Billy Mays to die and do it all for free