In descending (and painful) order
10. Make him listen to Macarena sung by Rogue Juror as we put cigarette butts out on his chest.
9. Put one of his toupees in battery acid, crazy glue it to his testicles, and pee on him when he yells "it burns"
8. Put a pair of SSLP's dirty underwear on his head and smack him in the kneecaps with a large trout.
7. Make him drink one of 5Teamers Lychee drinks
6. Have Rogue Scholar act out the scene from Deliverance with JJ playing Ned Beatty.
5. Have Brent Crude read JJ the "New York Post" with his own social commentary thrown in.
4. Force him to fade the REAL HANDICAPPER OF THE MONTH Payingthejuice.
3. Put JJ in a Boston Bruins Jersey and have Nicky smack him around with a hockey stick.
2. Spend 24 hours straight in SBR chat
1. Make him watch his own videos.
10. Make him listen to Macarena sung by Rogue Juror as we put cigarette butts out on his chest.
9. Put one of his toupees in battery acid, crazy glue it to his testicles, and pee on him when he yells "it burns"
8. Put a pair of SSLP's dirty underwear on his head and smack him in the kneecaps with a large trout.
7. Make him drink one of 5Teamers Lychee drinks
6. Have Rogue Scholar act out the scene from Deliverance with JJ playing Ned Beatty.
5. Have Brent Crude read JJ the "New York Post" with his own social commentary thrown in.
4. Force him to fade the REAL HANDICAPPER OF THE MONTH Payingthejuice.
3. Put JJ in a Boston Bruins Jersey and have Nicky smack him around with a hockey stick.
2. Spend 24 hours straight in SBR chat
1. Make him watch his own videos.
