Will JJGOLDS videos land him a movie role?

jjgold · 06-29-09, 08:13 PM

Fishler SBR will always be my home

KingRevolver · 06-29-09, 08:14 PM

That's what they all say, JJ.

Nicky Santoro · 06-29-09, 08:19 PM

jj is a multi talented actor. he's in the wrong business. he's definitely not made to be a gambler. he doens't win and he doesn't have an acct at matchy..

but his acting skills are second to none.

Fishhead · 06-29-09, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

jj is a multi talented actor. he's in the wrong business. he's definitely not made to be a gambler. he doens't win and he doesn't have an acct at matchy..

but his acting skills are second to none.

Well stated .........

Flying Dutchman · 06-29-09, 08:21 PM

Well, he'll probably have to find a little better dialog than "fvck" 435 times in one vid.

Fishhead · 06-29-09, 08:23 PM

JJ could be become the NEW Billy Mays!!

j0hnnyv · 06-29-09, 08:24 PM

hahahah. now that I could envision.

pavyracer · 06-29-09, 08:42 PM

Never. Noone wants to bore the movie goers to death.

KingRevolver · 06-29-09, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by Fishhead

JJ could be become the NEW Billy Mays!!

Imagine JJ trying to sell shampoo.

TheIntegrityKid · 06-29-09, 08:48 PM

buy this fukkin shampoo!

Flying Dutchman · 06-29-09, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by TheIntegrityKid

buy this fukkin shampoo!

Nope: "You fukkers will fukking buy this fukking sham-fukking-poo"

TheIntegrityKid · 06-29-09, 08:50 PM

ha fukkin ha!

Richkas · 06-29-09, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

jj is a multi talented actor. he's in the wrong business. he's definitely not made to be a gambler. he doens't win and he doesn't have an acct at matchy..

but his acting skills are second to none.

I agree.

KingRevolver · 06-29-09, 09:11 PM

Yeah - take my f'ing idea - douches.

pavyracer · 06-29-09, 09:24 PM

JJ would be a great pitchman for minature condoms.

WileOut · 06-29-09, 09:26 PM

I have been saying for years that the guy is going to be a star. Tell me this. Who has had there name displayed in an ad at U.S. Cellular Field right behind home plate? JJ did.

How much does that cost? It must have cost half a million at least. It was only displayed for an inning I think but he strategized it perfectly where it was up with the sluggers of the order for maximum bang for his buck. Maybe even cost a cool mil. Hollywood is in his future, maybe even Broadway. It wouldn't surprize me at all if he could sing like David Bowie. He sounds like a New Jersey born Bowie when he talks.

tacomax · 06-29-09, 09:40 PM

jj could definitely sell this - 100% proof that the Cock Shot destroys your prick down to as little as 2.5 inches.

Flying Dutchman · 06-29-09, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by WileOut

I have been saying for years that the guy is going to be a star. Tell me this. Who has had there name displayed in an ad at U.S. Cellular Field right behind home plate? JJ did.

How much does that cost? It must have cost half a million at least. It was only displayed for an inning I think but he strategized it perfectly where it was up with the sluggers of the order for maximum bang for his buck. Maybe even cost a cool mil. Hollywood is in his future, maybe even Broadway. It wouldn't surprize me at all if he could sing like David Bowie. He sounds like a New Jersey born Bowie when he talks.

You are shitting us here, right?

tacomax · 06-29-09, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

You are shitting us here, right?

He also thinks that the USA are the best soccer team in the world and that Michael Jackson is the singularly most important human being to have ever walked the earth.

pavyracer · 06-29-09, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by tacomax

He also thinks that the USA are the best soccer team in the world and that Michael Jackson is the singularly most important human being to have ever walked the earth.

I thought Fishhead was the most important human being to have ever walked the earth.

WileOut · 06-29-09, 10:12 PM

Dutchman, JJ Gold had a guy sneak his name on a huge piece of cardboard or something into US Cellular Field in a WGN nationally televised game. For a whole inning, JJGold in huge unmissable letters was seen on WGN right behind the catcher. Thats the true story. Its even better than the original I told. Gold didn't spend a dime on it. He got the publicity for free. The picture has to be here somewhere at players talk. Search it.

Taco, both of those other statements were recanted son. I was just *joshing* with the Brits on the board with the USA soccer talk, and after a very long reconsideration did admit that Einstein gave more to humanity than Jacko. But Einstein could not dance like Mike and he couldnt sing like Corbin Electric. Very possible for JJ to pass Einstein on that list of greatest achievers.