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  • KingRevolver
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-05-09
    • 5293

    #1
    The Kingies!
    These awards are officially sanctioned by the King and the State of Nevada Boxing Commission. These awards are as REAL AS YOU CAN GET!



    The "What the FVCK is SHE doing with HIM??" Award

    Fishead's Girlfriend


    Funniest Foreign Douchebag Award

    English Mike


    Funniest Video Producer Award

    JJGold (No surprise there - He's Jewish)


    Best Impersonation of a Human Award

    Bread


    Best Underneath King's Sheets Award

    Tie - Robyn & RogueScholar


    Poster Jesus Would More Than Likely Pimp Slap

    Flying Illini


    Funniest Canadian Award(Obviously doesn't mean much)

    Lakerboy


    Best Impersonation of Boys N Da Hood mixed with West Side Story

    RogueJuror


    Poster Who Most Resembles Shirley Temple

    TacoMax


    Best Impersonation of a Woman Award

    Teela


    The Car Accident Award (Tragedy you can't look away from)

    Pecos Bill


    The "Who in the blue fvck does this guy think he is?" Award

    Nicky Santoro


    The "What day is it, ergggh" Award

    Amby


    The Ghost That Was Easiest to Spot Award

    Minkus A.K.A Flyers09


    The "Thank God He's in Hong Kong" Award

    WTF


    The "Ten Thousand Sperm and HE was the fastests?" Award

    BetPlom


    The "I Hope Black People Kick the Shit out of You" Award

    Pavy from Atlanta


    The "Who the FVCK is that!?" Award

    Flying Dutchman


    The "Positive Energy MY ASS" Award

    Integrity and the P.E.P boys


    The "Let's go watch Schindler's List and laugh" Racist Award

    Fiveteamer


    The "Let me guess - you're picking the favorite again" Award

    CrazyLou


    The "Most afraid of Pussy" Award

    Tie - JJGold and Nicky Santoro







    My last award is called the
    "Pimp Slapper" of the Month Award.

    I will announce the winner tomorrow!
  • englishmike
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-19-08
    • 5279

    #2
    Fail. Funniest Canadian is Betplom with Mudcat running him to the wire.
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    • Minkus
      Restricted User
      • 06-16-09
      • 1003

      #3
      You are still on this?
      The Ghost That Was Easiest to Spot Award

      Minkus A.K.A Flyers09


      Try again
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      • TheIntegrityKid
        SBR MVP
        • 06-08-09
        • 3063

        #4
        Minkus = Lakerboy!


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        • Willie Bee
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-14-06
          • 15726

          #5
          Originally posted by englishmike
          Fail. Funniest Canadian is Betplom with Mudcat running him to the wire.
          You got it all wrong you transplanted Limey. Those are two of the intellectual Canadians, betplom with his very direct scientific approach to educating us while Mudcat uses more of a laid-back, sarcastic method to express his vast array of experiences.

          Besides, Rich Little and John Candy always were and always will be the funniest Canadians. On that matter, there is no question.
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          • TheIntegrityKid
            SBR MVP
            • 06-08-09
            • 3063

            #6
            REAL AS YOU CAN GET! My ass!


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            • Flying Dutchman
              SBR MVP
              • 05-17-09
              • 2467

              #7
              Thanks Teela, you do love me!

              kiss, kiss

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              • KingRevolver
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-05-09
                • 5293

                #8
                Originally posted by Flying Dutchman
                Thanks Teela, you do love me!

                kiss, kiss

                I wish I were Teela. I'd wake up every morning and play
                with myself.
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                • Bread
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-16-08
                  • 23726

                  #9
                  Yea me pro
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                  • Flying Dutchman
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-17-09
                    • 2467

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bread
                    Yea me pro
                    Bread, you skank. Robyn should do a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

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                    • flyingillini
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-06-06
                      • 41219

                      #11
                      Great thread Kingster, please call me on the 805 line, we need to dicuss gang affiliation ese. Orale Carnalito. SUR13
                      המוסד‎
                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                      • KingRevolver
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-05-09
                        • 5293

                        #12
                        Orale, vato!
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                        • BGS 9.5
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-10-08
                          • 4628

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bread
                          Yea me pro

                          Yea u! pro u mudder
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                          • paco
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-07-09
                            • 62873

                            #14
                            I like the ghost award! Right on
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                            • Minkus
                              Restricted User
                              • 06-16-09
                              • 1003

                              #15
                              minkus=mike
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                              • j0hnnyv
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-06-09
                                • 3620

                                #16
                                minkus = flyers09.

                                act is getting old pal
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                                • Minkus
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 06-16-09
                                  • 1003

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by j0hnnyv
                                  minkus = flyers09.

                                  act is getting old pal


                                  I ever mention you look like a child molestor in your avatar, especially since its taken in your basement. Why the sun glass' in the basement? Did the little boy "explode" in your eyes?
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                                  • lakerboy
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 04-02-09
                                    • 94383

                                    #18
                                    i love how engmike stood up for his buddies right away betplum and mudcat
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                                    • Minkus
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 06-16-09
                                      • 1003

                                      #19
                                      Johnny you need to stop taking pictures of little boys and posting them on your myspace
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                                      • lakerboy
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 04-02-09
                                        • 94383

                                        #20
                                        johnny and minkus- start a fight please let me know if you want me too start a thread
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                                        • flyingillini
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-06-06
                                          • 41219

                                          #21
                                          Ghost ride the wip
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                                          • Minkus
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 06-16-09
                                            • 1003

                                            #22
                                            Start the thread

                                            If we were face to face, this molestor would be on his knees begging to me by now.
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                                            • j0hnnyv
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-06-09
                                              • 3620

                                              #23
                                              unreal. thats what you come up with when i call you out? why you getting so uptight? just say it aint true and i'll stop. its not just me, i can name atleast 12 other posters that say this...its almost TOO obvious. you just popped up right out of nowhere once flyers09 ran away and you post just like him? if its a coincidence i am sooryyyyy

                                              yeah im a 26yr old child molester wearing gucci shades.

                                              and i wouldnt be begging trust me.
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                                              • KingRevolver
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-05-09
                                                • 5293

                                                #24
                                                The Kingies!
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                                                • Minkus
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 06-16-09
                                                  • 1003

                                                  #25
                                                  i said to you its not true over 5 times now.
                                                  Kinger, keep jacking off to the fight with me n johnny
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                                                  • flyingillini
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 12-06-06
                                                    • 41219

                                                    #26
                                                    Orale Carnalito
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                                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                    • KingRevolver
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 06-05-09
                                                      • 5293

                                                      #27
                                                      This thread got crazy quick.
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                                                      • Robyn
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-05-08
                                                        • 9681

                                                        #28
                                                        KR, we could have a sleepover and watch America's Got Talent and you could teach me how to make gifs. Deal?
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                                                        • Flying Dutchman
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-17-09
                                                          • 2467

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Robyn
                                                          KR, we could have a sleepover and watch America's Got Talent and you could teach me how to make gifs. Deal?
                                                          Watch out Robyn, KR=Teela. On the other hand, make a video of you two. It'll go off the charts here at SBR.

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                                                          • KingRevolver
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-05-09
                                                            • 5293

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Robyn
                                                            KR, we could have a sleepover and watch America's Got Talent and you could teach me how to make gifs. Deal?
                                                            Yes! You just made my year!

                                                            We'll pillow talk and do each others nails!
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                                                            • KingRevolver
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-05-09
                                                              • 5293

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Flying Dutchman
                                                              Watch out Robyn, KR=Teela. On the other hand, make a video of you two. It'll go off the charts here at SBR.
                                                              Go work on your 'stache!

                                                              This is an A and B conversation...C your way out of it!
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                                                              • Robyn
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 02-05-08
                                                                • 9681

                                                                #32
                                                                I happen to know Teela and she is quite incapable of growing a magnificent mustache, however she has a killer robot leg.
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                                                                • Flying Dutchman
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-17-09
                                                                  • 2467

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by KingRevolver
                                                                  Go work on your 'stache!

                                                                  This is an A and B conversation...C your way out of it!
                                                                  Hey, I'll just watch. I won't lick anything.

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                                                                  • KingRevolver
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 06-05-09
                                                                    • 5293

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Teela has a robot leg?

                                                                    Excuse me a moment...










                                                                    Hi Teela.
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                                                                    • Robyn
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 02-05-08
                                                                      • 9681

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by KingRevolver
                                                                      Teela has a robot leg?
                                                                      Well, she did for a while.
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