The owner John Henry married a hot brunette 30 years his junior. Yankees owners are lucky if they get trim at all. A-Fraud has Kate (I want my mommy) Hudson. Clay Bucholz is dating the 2008 Penthouse Pet Of The Year and he is in the freaking minors..lol. All you Yankee fans, I give you today as your official "Get on the bandwagon" amnesty day. I will not make fun of you if you jump ship to a real team. I know you have beaten the Minor League Mets lately, but until you beat a GOOD team (as I said a month ago) you are still an average team at best.
Oh yeah, all you haters that bashed my Red Sox thread a month ago, it looks like I could not have been more right and your team is sucking wind in 2nd place

