Boys a serious question here......................

[pavyracer]

I use the fiveteamer method. Baby wipes. Sitting.

[SlickFazzer]

i tried the baby wipes thing....I like the cool feeling on the rectum. highly recommended.

[ijustwant2bpaid]

stand, like previously mentioned only woman sit, but im front to back for sure. no crap on the back of these balls.

[KingRevolver]

and you were mocking me and telling me that i am about to be mocked here at sbr because everyone is a sitter.. well guess what big boy?? seems like you are the only sitter here...


take that kinger.. don't ever mock nicky santoro again.... ever... you hear me.....................ever...

Yeah - I won't ever again - not after reading this thread.

[paco]

You americans are dirty! I Have to use baby wipes to get cleansed fully

[KingRevolver]

Baby wipes = Mexican Bidet

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

I stand if i try to wipe sitting down i always get a hand full of water

[Matt Rain]

Beautiful thread. I feel that much closer to all of you now.

[TheIntegrityKid]

Surprised no one didn't put this emoticon:

[KingRevolver]

Is that your family?

[Richkas]

sit

[TheIntegrityKid]

No, My family is not fecal matter

It can be shitty tho, like everyone else's...

[Fishhead]

I actually only have to wipe on about 20% of my craps, as they come out clean.

I use very little tiolet paper, about a roll a month.

FH

[KingRevolver]

I actually only have to wipe on about 20% of my craps, as they come out clean.

I use very little tiolet paper, about a roll a month.

FH

Dude. I look up to you - so please don't tell me this shit!

[KingRevolver]

Although I do love a good clean shit where you hardly have to wipe

[Matt Rain]

Love the clean shits. It feels like you've accomplished something.

[Fishhead]

I eat oatmeal everyday, it helps.

I also soak my ass often in the salt waters of the gulf.............

[KingRevolver]

Hmmm I will make a note of this and do the same.

[Nicky Santoro]

I am off to the grocery store to buy 36 boxes of Quaker Oatmeal..

[BeatTheJerk]

I sit ............. basically what I do is lift up my huge balls and penis against my pelvis while I wipe and this technique works best for my body type.

[MrMonkey]

Nicky, you are the Man for sure, but dude! OK, the bunt play question was great and I will when I have time come up with solid numbers that could prove your point? BUT THIS ONE! I do believe you are on the right side with this one though!

I also believe that in the process of helping out OTW all your brain cells have been transferred to him! When you start writing ONNER!!! at the end of each post than the process will be complete. Than the oral........ Nicky, dump the kid now! Please!

MrMonkey

[losturmarbles]

better question, front to back or back to front?

please tell me you sitters don't wipe back to front.

[TheIntegrityKid]

Nicky, do you wipe yourself, or have someone (who shouldn't be named) lick you clean?

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky, do you wipe yourself, or have someone (who shouldn't be named) lick you clean?

i use my fingers, then i lick my fingers. this way, i save money on toilet paper.. you should try it.. it tastes just like chocolate fudge..yum


mr monkey,

bring back Le Grand Orange avatar, i liked it better. monkey, you never told me, are you canadian.. you must be.. i am even thinking you grew up in montreal cause you know les expos pretty good..

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

When i stand its lower ass to upper ass

[Nicky Santoro]

When i stand its lower ass to upper ass

even i'm now starting to admit that this thread is starting to get weird..

and this coming from a very weird guy to begin with..