Yo, Teela!

[Flying Dutchman]

How 'bout a date at the Bash?

--I promise I won't smile...just grin

I'll even have my back hair shaved

[sickler]

You don't even have the post count to make it through the front door, let alone fraternize with our women.

[KingRevolver]

EVERYONE LEAVE POOR TEELA ALONe!

[pavyracer]

I doubt SBR would pay Amsterdam - Las Vegas fare for someone who posts in the wee hours.

[KingRevolver]

I doubt SBR would pay Amsterdam - Las Vegas fare for someone who posts in the wee hours.

Dutchie is going to pay for his own flight. Plus, he wants to smuggle in drugs. He's killing two birds with one stoner. Ha.

[Flying Dutchman]

I doubt SBR would pay Amsterdam - Las Vegas fare for someone who posts in the wee hours.

Well, I'm not in A'dam right now and won't be in late August, Troll.

And I'll have the posts by then as I'm attending KingRevolver's school of Multiple, Short, Stupid Posts (MSSP).

[KingRevolver]

Well, I'm not in A'dam right now and won't be in late August, Troll.

And I'll have the posts by then as I'm attending KingRevolver's school of Multiple, Short, Stupid Posts (MSSP).

You haven't paid your tuition - so I'm kicking you the fvck out!

[Flying Dutchman]

You haven't paid your tuition - so I'm kicking you the fvck out!

What! I'm bringing you Dutch BEER, bonehead!

That way at least you can wash the taste of JJ out of your mouth.

[pavyracer]

I forgot you are 15 min from Amsterdam Troll. How are the stars tonight in Holland at 4:30 am?

[KingRevolver]

What! I'm bringing you Dutch BEER, bonehead!

That way at least you can wash the taste of JJ out of your mouth.

Are there any good Dutch Stouts?

[Flying Dutchman]

I forgot you are 15 min from Amsterdam Troll. How are the stars tonight in Holland at 4:30 am?

Stars? We have fricking cloud cover 90% of the time (like right now).

[CaneDawg]

everyone relax

[KingRevolver]

everyone relax

Yo mama!

[Flying Dutchman]

Are there any good Dutch Stouts?

Jopen Extra Stout is OK,

Trio Stout maybe better

.

Mostly hard to get in US, tho.

[Flying Dutchman]

everyone relax

Dawg, get a decent avatar. You look like a police range target.

[KingRevolver]

Dawg, get a decent avatar. You look like a police range target.

Poor Cane. Get a good avatar, Cane

I googled Cane Dawg and this guy came up...

[Minkus]

Omg another horny phuck. Leaver her alone

[pavyracer]

Where did you pick the american slang Dutch Boy? Do they teach it in Dutch High School?

[Flying Dutchman]

Where did you pick the american slang Dutch Boy? Do they teach it in Dutch High School?

Actually Troll, the Dutch speak better Queen's English than you colonials. Dutch TV has American TV with Dutch subtitles so that we can learn your language. And yes, our schools typically teach four languages: French, German, English, and Nederlander.

--and I lived in the US for a number of years. That's where I hung out with sick degenerates like you and picked up a hankering for the NFL, Dallas cheerleaders, and NFL betting.

[KingRevolver]

Where did you live Dutchie?

Just Dallas?

[Flying Dutchman]

Where did you live Dutchie?

Just Dallas?

Destin, Florida. Washington, DC. San Diego, CA. Hampton, VA. And a few weeks in Park City, UT (love them multiple Mormon girls! Almost converted!)

[KingRevolver]

Destin, Florida. Washington, DC. San Diego, CA. Hampton, VA. And a few weeks in Park City, UT (love them multiple Mormon girls! Almost converted!)

Hmmm been to all those places 'cept for Destin, Florida. Never heard of it. What's the nearest major city?

And yeah, Park City, UT is actually a pretty cool place. Very nice people there. Probably 'cause they all want to convert you to mormonism

[Flying Dutchman]

Hmmm been to all those places 'cept for Destin, Florida. Never heard of it. What's the nearest major city?

And yeah, Park City, UT is actually a pretty cool place. Very nice people there. Probably 'cause they all want to convert you to mormonism

Destin is close to Fort Walton Beach in the panhandle of FL. Great fishing, at least it used to be.

After the American Civil War, Park City was set up by the govt for the Army to find gold and start a gold rush to counter the mass of Mormons living in the Salt Lake area. They were afraid that the Mormons would set up their own country and pull out of the Union like the South did.

It worked, they found Silver and a lot of non-mormon whoring, drinking, fighting Irish folks moved in.

[KingRevolver]

Where the hell haven't the Irish moved into? They're the White Mexicans.

[Flying Dutchman]

Where the hell haven't the Irish moved into? They're the White Mexicans.

Careful, I'm related to them too.

It's the f*cking Vikings who pillaged and raped their way across Northern Europe.

Thus my blond tresses, and steely blue eyes (I need to work on that avatar).

[KingRevolver]

Careful, I'm related to them too.

It's the f*cking Vikings who pillaged and raped their way across Northern Europe.

Thus my blond tresses, and steely blue eyes (I need to work on that avatar).

LMAO Dude, you're always bashing someone. If it's not the Germans - it's the Irish. If it's not the Japanese it's the Vikings.

Eh - It's the Anglo Saxons from Germany that made their way across Europe and pushed the Celtics into modern day Ireland.

We can discuss this all night, lol. That's why I hate when people make excuses about such and such did this. Or these people did this to my ancestors. Time to move on.

[Flying Dutchman]

LMAO Dude, you're always bashing someone. If it's not the Germans - it's the Irish. If it's not the Japanese it's the Vikings.

Eh - It's the Anglo Saxons from Germany that made their way across Europe and pushed the Celtics into modern day Ireland.

We can discuss this all night, lol. That's why I hate when people make excuses about such and such did this. Or these people did this to my ancestors. Time to move on.

Kingie, if you only knew. I've got everything in me. Dutch, Irish, Scottish, American Indian (yep), Fvcking German, I-talian, Pollock, and long ago something in the wood-pile as my American Southern buddies used to say. Since I've got American Indian (Cherokee), and you're Mexican, we're blood brothers, eh?

But seriously, we're all in the same species and there ain't a dime difference between us...

...except for the fvcking Germs.

[KingRevolver]

Kingie, if you only knew. I've got everything in me. Dutch, Irish, Scottish, American Indian (yep), Fvcking German, I-talian, Pollock, and long ago something in the wood-pile as my American Southern buddies used to say. Since I've got American Indian (Cherokee), and you're Mexican, we're blood brothers, eh?

But seriously, we're all in the same species and there ain't a dime difference between us...

...except for the fvcking Germs.

LOL @ Pollock

You know what I was reading the other day? Have you ever heard that god-awful Mexican music with the accordions?

It's roots stem from when there was migration from Polland (I think around mid-19th century) into Mexico to work on a bunch of mines. The Polish brought their damn accordions with them and that's how it infiltrated into Mexican music.

Ahh - this small world we live in. How interesting it can be.

[Flying Dutchman]

LOL @ Pollock

You know what I was reading the other day? Have you ever heard that god-awful Mexican music with the accordions?

It's roots stem from when there was migration from Polland (I think around mid-19th century) into Mexico to work on a bunch of mines. The Polish brought their damn accordions with them and that's how it infiltrated into Mexican music.

Ahh - this small world we live in. How interesting it can be.

Yeah, I was wondering about that. How the fvck could that wonderful mariachi music get so messed up with those damnable accordions? I thought that Lawrence Welk had chained 'em to their TVs and brainwashed 'em.

In the '70s Herb Alpert had done a few one-offs on the Mexican trumpets. Where did all that stuff go?

[KingRevolver]

Yeah, I was wondering about that. How the fvck could that wonderful mariachi music get so messed up with those damnable accordions? I thought that Lawrence Welk had chained 'em to their TVs and brainwashed 'em.

In the '70s Herb Alpert had done a few one-offs on the Mexican trumpets. Where did all that stuff go?

Dutchie is so Worldly - I love it! The last time I heard of Herb Alpert was in the late 90s. I'm not sure where he's been lately.

Do you know about the Mennonites? This is another interesting fact. They were Dutch descendants that moved to Canada to escape religious persecution. Then later on there was friction between them and the Canadian Government. So Mexico struck a deal with them in the 1920s because they were short on Farmers. They told the Mennonites they could live on land previously owned by William Randolp Hearst (who was booted out after the 1921 Mexican Revolution) and farm there and live the way they live their lives.

Anyway - they still live there in the State of Chihuahua separate from the general population. They live the same type of life that the Amish do in America - very simple. The Mennonites still speak Dutch and have kept their culture. They make some damn good cheese too! Pretty cool

[Casperwaits]

No Teela for any of you. Gotta get thru Bread and me first.

[pavyracer]

Why did you move out of the US and went back to the Netherlands if our pussy was so good Dutch Boy?

[Bread]

You boys want to get to Tella? You need to spend a day in my shoes. Live life like a real man and Tella takes notice. All this kiddie bullshit you fetuses (feti?) are yellin ain't doin shit.

Lace em up fellas.

[KingRevolver]

[Bread]

I still remember that day where Teela laid her foot down and told me that I had to make a decision. Her or the other woman! That was a very tough day for me.