Hey Robyn

Flying Dutchman · 06-26-09, 11:47 PM

Ya know Kingie, if you looked anything like your relative Zapata, you'd have the women groveling at your feet.

--but I suspect you look more like pavy's avatar.

Why else would you be hanging out HERE on a Friday nite?

KingRevolver · 06-26-09, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Ya know Kingie, if you looked anything like your relative Zapata, you'd have the women groveling at your feet.

--but I suspect you look more like pavy's avatar.

Why else would you be hanging out HERE on a Friday nite?

I obviously don't have much of a social life

I'm not a complete brute, though! Jesus...

Let's see a picture of you, Dutchie.

TheIntegrityKid · 06-26-09, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by KingRevolver

I obviously don't have much of a social life

I'm not a complete brute, though! Jesus...

Let's see a picture of you, Dutchie.

I've seen kinger in real life... the guy PULLS some pretty hot girls. That's all I have to say about how he looks...

Now, if they would just stop boring him to where he doesn't have to be online to get away from them...

KingRevolver · 06-27-09, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by TheIntegrityKid

I've seen kinger in real life... the guy PULLS some pretty hot girls. That's all I have to say about how he looks...

Now, if they would just stop boring him to where he doesn't have to be online to get away from them...

Maybe I'm gay?

I need to talk to RogueScholar about this...this is serious shit.

Flying Dutchman · 06-27-09, 12:06 AM

Here I am. And you're right, I do live in Dallas now.

KingRevolver · 06-27-09, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Here I am. And you're right, I do live in Dallas now.

Come on, you Brute!

wtf · 06-27-09, 12:12 AM

was just thinking that myself about being about MAYBE three women posting

wonder if there were like 20 women

Rowdy Rolex · 06-27-09, 12:12 AM

I just listened to that prank call KR and I must say it had me

KingRevolver · 06-27-09, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by Rowdy Rolex

I just listened to that prank call KR and I must say it had me

Thanks bro.

TheIntegrityKid · 06-27-09, 12:17 AM

Because of that guy's post... I listened to the prank AGAIN...

and because I'm talking about it, I'm gonna listen to it YET AGAIN

Bring on more JJ Prank Calls!!!

Flying Dutchman · 06-27-09, 12:20 AM

OK, this is really me. So Robyn, you gotta go for this, right?

And if this don't work for you, I'll cross-comb my back hair to the front for you.

KingRevolver · 06-27-09, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

OK, this is really me. So Robyn, you gotta go for this, right?

And if this don't work for you, I'll cross-comb my back hair to the front for you.

That's just straight up nasty! You look like Princess Leia and a Water Buffalo...had an abortion.

Rowdy Rolex · 06-27-09, 12:27 AM

dutch boy

my guess is that Robyn goes for these kinds of guys

KingRevolver · 06-27-09, 12:27 AM

Imagine Robyn trying to caress that nasty 'stache! She'd start having flashbacks of Bread's ass again!

Flying Dutchman · 06-27-09, 12:40 AM

Rowdy: looks like my cat hairballed that bread.

Ya know, Kingie, maybe we oughta offer a two'fer to Robyn, you an me. How can she turn that down?

I ain't crossing swords wid ya tho, even if you do like my shoes.

KingRevolver · 06-27-09, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Rowdy: looks like my cat hairballed that bread.

Ya know, Kingie, maybe we oughta offer a two'fer to Robyn, you an me. How can she turn that down?

I ain't crossing swords wid ya tho, even if you do like my shoes.

How dare you disrespect Robyn like that?

I'll aligned with you for the moment. We gotta figure out a way to get Bread out of the picture then me and you fight it out. Got any ideas? Maybe we should make a big-ass toaster. Have some of our Jap friends invent something.

Flying Dutchman · 06-27-09, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by KingRevolver

How dare you disrespect Robyn like that?

I'll aligned with you for the moment. We gotta figure out a way to get Bread out of the picture then me and you fight it out. Got any ideas? Maybe we should make a big-ass toaster. Have some of our Jap friends invent something.

Hey, once bread is toasted, just let her pick. Once I use my tongue to lick and straighten my eyebrows, not to mention my 'stash, you're outta here...

KingRevolver · 06-27-09, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Hey, once bread is toasted, just let her pick. Once I use my tongue to lick and straighten my eyebrows, not to mention my 'stash, you're outta here...

Yeah - but she'd just put a paperbag over your head, so the 'stache would be superfluous.

Flying Dutchman · 06-27-09, 01:08 AM

OK, maybe we'll just cut cards for her. Or you go first 'cause you really need to get laid.

-I gotta go to work. When I come back later today, I'm sure you'll be up to 2500 posts.

KingRevolver · 06-27-09, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

OK, maybe we'll just cut cards for her. Or you go first 'cause you really need to get laid.

-I gotta go to work. When I come back later today, I'm sure you'll be up to 2500 posts.

Shut up and go to your windmill factory!

Bread · 06-27-09, 08:09 AM

Looks like the kids were restless last night. Here you go kiddies..this should keep you entertained. Now let the grown-ups talk.

KingRevolver · 06-27-09, 08:50 AM

Yes mister.

Robyn · 06-27-09, 10:23 AM

Ok, the first guy who can show photographic evidence that they, themselves, have grown a magnificent mustache like that listed below, will get a special present from yours truly. I understand that this contest may take a few months.

KingRevolver · 06-27-09, 10:26 AM

I'm game! YESSSSSSSS!

Robyn · 06-27-09, 10:28 AM

Good boy. Please tell Pecos Bill about this contest. Thanks.

TheIntegrityKid · 06-27-09, 12:16 PM

I thought Pecos Bill was getting shit stained and pube filled underwear that was worn for a whole week??

Flying Dutchman · 06-27-09, 03:29 PM

I sent my pix already, and it is much better that that greasy-hared Irish wanker you posted.

-the quality's here babe.