Did you guys ever steal money from your Mom's purse?

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  • KingRevolver
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-05-09
    • 5293

    #1
    Did you guys ever steal money from your Mom's purse?
    I was reading that degenerate gamblers tend to do this as kids. They steal money from their Mom's purse to throw it away on stuff like candy, video games, or something stupid.

    They say gamblers are in it because deep down they love to lose money...it feels a void. Therefore as kids they'd steal money just to throw it away and feel good.

    Anyone?
  • DwightShrute
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-17-09
    • 101341

    #2
    I still do
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    • Squirrel
      SBR MVP
      • 06-11-09
      • 1316

      #3
      Never did. Used to steal lighters and fluid to blow stuff up but that was all. Got into gambling with money i worked hard for in my job. Now ive lost my job I only play with small stakes.

      I'm a gambler, but not a degenerate.
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      • brock
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-07-08
        • 8409

        #4
        My mom had a big board. She would whack us about three or four
        times when we out of the boundaries of her idea of whats right
        or wrong. I didn't want to get hit again after the first two times.
        No.
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        • BurtRapp
          SBR MVP
          • 01-10-08
          • 2410

          #5
          I took two dimes off her last week. She had the Cards -135 for 1500.00. It's almost like stealing from her purse she cant pick a winner!!!!
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          • betplom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-20-06
            • 13444

            #6
            When I was a teenager my mom used to complain that I left too many wet dream marks on my bedsheets and used up all her kleenex so I used to steal money from her purse to buy condoms and would masturbate into those instead.

            Lesser of two evils I guess.
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            • KingRevolver
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-05-09
              • 5293

              #7
              Originally posted by betplom
              When I was a teenager my mom used to complain that I left too many wet dream marks on my bedsheets and used up all her kleenex so I used to steal money from her purse to buy condoms and would masturbate into those instead.

              Lesser of two evils I guess.
              Somehow I believe this.

              My Dad was in a car accident when I was younger, and he needed a pump to try and bang my mom at night. I remember taking it and trying to sell it to this old man across the street. He gave me 50 bucks for it

              My Dad didn't have the balls to ask me if I knew what happen to it.
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              • KingRevolver
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-05-09
                • 5293

                #8
                Originally posted by DwightShrute
                I still do
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                • flyingillini
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 41222

                  #9
                  God Bless Pam and her purse.
                  המוסד‎
                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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