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  • betplom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #1
    Jesus Lives!
    He helped me get a very important MLB OVER 9 runs (BOS - WASH) to cash tonight.
    Praise Jesus
    I would be barreled in had this wager not hit. God does exist.

    Illiniman - my sincerest condolences.
  • vega007
    SBR Hustler
    • 06-21-09
    • 91

    #2
    Quit gambling immediately. You should never bet what you can't afford to lose.
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    • betplom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-20-06
      • 13444

      #3
      Originally posted by vega007
      Quit gambling immediately. You should never bet what you can't afford to lose.
      Don't be silly, everyone knows gambling with money you can't afford to lose creates the biggest rush.

      Thanks to my "all in" winning wager tonight I have money to gamble with AND money I can afford to lose.
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        You are welcome, you know I prayed for this Polmstein. God Bless you, Sir.
        המוסד‎
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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        • pimike
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-23-08
          • 37140

          #5
          Sorry to burst your bubble, but God had nothing to do with your win tonight.
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          • KingRevolver
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-05-09
            • 5293

            #6
            Originally posted by betplom
            He helped me get a very important MLB OVER 9 runs (BOS - WASH) to cash tonight.
            Praise Jesus
            I would be barreled in had this wager not hit. God does exist.

            Illiniman - my sincerest condolences.
            Let's pour each other a cup of Jesus Juice and drink to this

            Good hit, Plom.
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            • RogueJuror
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-08-08
              • 10010

              #7

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              • KingRevolver
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-05-09
                • 5293

                #8
                Originally posted by flyingillini
                You are welcome, you know I prayed for this Polmstein. God Bless you, Sir.
                Now how did I know that Fly Ill would get involved in a Jesus thread?
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                • betplom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-20-06
                  • 13444

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pimike
                  Sorry to burst your bubble, but God had nothing to do with your win tonight.
                  Mikey, you cannot prove otherwise.

                  Do you realize that a Jew and myself both prayed to Jesus for different results in the same event?

                  The Jew was on the under, I had the over.

                  Jesus loves me and made my bet a winner.

                  I'm now praying to Jesus for a hot looking hitchhiker to be on Lakeshore Boulevard in about 45 minutes and get in the car with me.

                  God Bless.
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                  • pimike
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-23-08
                    • 37140

                    #10
                    Originally posted by betplom
                    Mikey, you cannot prove otherwise.

                    Do you realize that a Jew and myself both prayed to Jesus for different results in the same event?

                    The Jew was on the under, I had the over.

                    Jesus loves me and made my bet a winner.

                    I'm now praying to Jesus for a hot looking hitchhiker to be on Lakeshore Boulevard in about 45 minutes and get in the car with me.

                    God Bless.

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                    • RogueJuror
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-08-08
                      • 10010

                      #11
                      Originally posted by betplom

                      I'm now praying to Jesus for a hot looking hitchhiker to be on Lakeshore Boulevard in about 45 minutes and get in the car with me.

                      God Bless.
                      buzzy?

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