Teela do you have a gambling problem???

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  • Bread
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-16-08
    • 23726

    #1
    Teela do you have a gambling problem???
    It started out innocently enough bringing you over here.

    Then you played fantasy football for a small entry fee. Then fantasy baseball for a small fee. No big deal I thought.

    Now all of a sudden you are calling me and cussing about "#$^ JOHNNY DAMON JOGGING AROUND 3RD AND GETTING THROWN OUT TO KILL MY RUNLINE THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

    Tella I'm a bit worried about you. Don't get like me where every other Monday I have to service some Asian guy with my mouth to keep from having the Laotian Kings show up at the spoke shop looking for money.

    Just slow down a bit is all I'm sayin...
  • Mudcat
    Restricted User
    • 07-21-05
    • 9287

    #2
    I don't have intimate knowledge of Teela's situation but it's easy to see how a problem could get started. She comes to SBRforum, she sees all the together people who appear to have the world on a string. Who wouldn't want to live like these people?

    But no one warns you what a fine line it is between chuckling at a write-up from The Prick about a free contest, and becoming an after-school special.



    That goes for you too Bread. If people won't love you for who you are, why, they're just not real friends at all.
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    • BurtRapp
      SBR MVP
      • 01-10-08
      • 2410

      #3
      She is like everyone else on here. BROKE BUMS!!!! JJ - NICKY - ARCHIE and a few others are the only guys in the know here!!!
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #4
        Muddy I seem to have lost many friends here while I attempt to take 2+ months off of drinking.

        Did you experience this phenomena as well? Do they act this way because they are sad inside? Will I ever do better than 1-3 with my bets on any given night?

        Learn me reel gud Muddy!
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        • Teela
          SBR MVP
          • 07-19-08
          • 2551

          #5
          Unreal.
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          • BurtRapp
            SBR MVP
            • 01-10-08
            • 2410

            #6
            Teela your BROKE pal ! Start selling some of your EGGS off !!!! I heard you can make good dough
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            • Bread
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-16-08
              • 23726

              #7
              Teela you broke fukk! Jeezus!
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              • Teela
                SBR MVP
                • 07-19-08
                • 2551

                #8
                Originally posted by BurtRapp
                Teela your BROKE pal ! Start selling some of your EGGS off !!!! I heard you can make good dough
                Unlike men, women only have a limited number to sell. I'm barren and broke.
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                • Willie Bee
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-14-06
                  • 15726

                  #9
                  There's a guy that sells eggs on the side of the road every afternoon when I'm on the way home. Just $2 a dozen. Think he's raking it in because I noticed the other day he had his self a new pair of camo overalls.
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                  • Bread
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-16-08
                    • 23726

                    #10
                    When you find yourself buying eggs from some nut on the side of the road wearing camo overalls to save a nickel, it might be time to re-evaluate your life.
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                    • SlickFazzer
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-22-08
                      • 20209

                      #11
                      Teela will gamble her ass off the way it looks.
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                      • Willie Bee
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-14-06
                        • 15726

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bread
                        When you find yourself buying eggs from some nut on the side of the road wearing camo overalls to save a nickel, it might be time to re-evaluate your life.
                        Thank you, but I don't believe I should be taking any advice from someone who advertises himself as the SBR Dickhead.
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                        • Bread
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-16-08
                          • 23726

                          #13
                          Some of mankind's greatest men could be labeled as dickheads.

                          I'm in the company of greatness.
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                          • Teela
                            SBR MVP
                            • 07-19-08
                            • 2551

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Willie Bee
                            Thank you, but I don't believe I should be taking any advice from someone who advertises himself as the SBR Dickhead.
                            I heart Willie.
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                            • BurtRapp
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-10-08
                              • 2410

                              #15
                              Bread your coming with it lately.. Unreal .. your on your game
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                              • Bread
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-16-08
                                • 23726

                                #16
                                Burt I'm feeling my sobriety oats. I think I wear this dress quite well.
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                                • pavyracer
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 82907

                                  #17
                                  People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
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                                  • BurtRapp
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-10-08
                                    • 2410

                                    #18
                                    Nice but bring back the phuckin mustard bread PAL.. GOOD JOB.. Your off the sauce.. I've been gone a while.. Good to hear.
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                                    • Mudcat
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 07-21-05
                                      • 9287

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Bread
                                      Muddy I seem to have lost many friends here while I attempt to take 2+ months off of drinking.

                                      Did you experience this phenomena as well? Do they act this way because they are sad inside? Will I ever do better than 1-3 with my bets on any given night?

                                      Learn me reel gud Muddy!

                                      Two distinct questions here. There is the question of what happens with friends upon stopping drinking. And the question of how to bet successfully.

                                      Distinct and huge questions.


                                      There is something I always try to remember when I am feeling down and I feel sure it will solve all your problems too:

                                      Dump that zero and get yourself a hero.


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                                      • Bread
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-16-08
                                        • 23726

                                        #20
                                        Doug E. Fresh? Is that you?
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                                        • RogueJuror
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 07-08-08
                                          • 10010

                                          #21
                                          she is stiffing me, I'ma have to go collect..

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                                          • SSLP
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-29-08
                                            • 5232

                                            #22
                                            hahaha fun thread
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                                            • Minkus
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 06-16-09
                                              • 1003

                                              #23
                                              Leave her alone.
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                                              • RogueJuror
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 07-08-08
                                                • 10010

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Minkus
                                                Leave her alone.
                                                No.

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                                                • Tsoprano
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 04-14-08
                                                  • 26374

                                                  #25
                                                  I thought we were the perfect couple before, but now that I know she has a gambling problem, OMG.
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                                                  • RogueJuror
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 07-08-08
                                                    • 10010

                                                    #26
                                                    She have NYY ml for 2 units tony

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