wow, im way past due for some NEWS bitches

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  • raydog
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-07-07
    • 6984

    #1
    wow, im way past due for some NEWS bitches
    archie reminded me yesterday that my news staff was dragging ass. he didnt threaten to kill me, but did say that i may get a visit from some of his friends if i didnt produce and update. i dont fukk around with those guys from chicago.

    we waited outside RICHKAS front door, but he never let us in for the tour of the house. this is all we got.


    damnit, i told you guys not to let BRENTCRUDE drink before dinner. how the hell are we gonna move him?


    in his new costume, SSLP figured robbing a house would be easier than a bank. hey, at least he brought the guys some popcorn.


    i was feeling bad for FLYERS since he got banned, so i decided to call him over and let him do some plumbing work for me. i fukking knew i would regret it. how many years of plumbing school did you attend???


    through computer age generation, we predicted what ROGUESCHOLAR might look like 40 years from today


    poor SHANTY. someone rode off with his most prized camel last week. he has done his best to replace his beauty, but its just not the same he says...


    i dunno what WILLIEBEE is putting in that beer he is making, but this lady swears there are some side effects to it


    has anyone seen BREAD since last night? anyone? oh well, robyn said he likes going to the zoo, so maybe he stayed the night there. im sure he will find his way home when he gets up...


    THE SHRINK leads mofome, raiders and a few more of his loyal posters out to the grave site where they will finally bury his shitty reputation and backbone after he announced he supports the stiff job by ODDSMAKER.


    we found JJ, DEUCE and his new girlfriend chilling together at the beach. holy shit JJ has a nice tan(we know its him from the bandanna) but wait...what the fukk i sure hope DEUCE doesnt wake up to see what JJ is doing to his new girlfriend.


    unreal, some of the conference coaches have expressed concern about some of SAMMYS wrestling tactics. this move earned him a 1 meet suspension(yes roguescholar, i have already emailed you the other pics involving this move)


    we moved to a new community where the neighborhood committee understands how fukking annoying a life partner can be on NFL sundays when we are losing our fukking asses and they wont shut the fukk up about it...


    has anyone heard from PEEMIKE lately? i think FIVETEAMER may have made a new hop scotch board and im a little worried


    the only kind PECOS BILL will ever get...
  • raydog
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-07-07
    • 6984

    #2
    CLOAK AND DAGGER checking his watch to make sure his isnt going to miss Mcdonalds breakfast. cant figure out why his bike always needs new shocks


    i swear to god, if i hear another joke about ROGUESCHOLAR and my pet gerbil, im crackin some skulls. there is nothing going on between them.


    AMBY and JESUS GIRL were hauling ass to get to Mcdonalds before c&d orders the whole menu and then they are off to the traveling church in hopes of scoring some front row seats


    why does this make me think of a PECOS BILL camping story about him jacking off and falling over backwards while watching a bear fukk a deer in the woods?


    i think ROBYN is lying when she says she never wants to have kids


    BADNINA shows some off her squirting techniques and holy shit, TEELA is nice enough to let us know what that fluid really is( i am keeping it a secret boys)


    with all the talk lately about mail order brides, boys i figured out the mystery as to what ROGUEJUROR does for a living. he smuggles nicaraguan women into the states to be purchased by american men who cant get a woman on their own. i see PATTY VENDITTO is a customer. (put the fukking gun away rogie)


    we got to witness ONTHEWHAT practicing his spying techniques so he will be ready for the fbi exam.


    damn KINGREVOLVER you are doing it wrong. i realize you havent been here long, but do we have to teach you how to do everything???


    besides ENGLISHMIKE, who the fukk does this?


    well, i got some really bad news this morning boys. the KRAZYKOREAN left me a letter telling me she had to fly off to japan for an emergency. she didnt tell me anything else, only that she had some real important business to tend too and left me this postcard of where she is staying. should i be worried? i mean, the place looks nice.


    its okay boys. in lieu of the bad news from the korean, i was invited to breakfast with the norwegian i have been seeing on the side. oh shit, she is here to show me all of her new tan lines...gotta run boys
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    • paco
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-07-09
      • 62873

      #3
      Awesome, put me somewhere, im sure whatever u come up with would be funny as hell
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #4
        Dude, you are the DON at doing these! Your JJ one was great, (looks just like him! Trust me, I've seen his bald ass too many times!) but this one took the cake!

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        • Teela
          SBR MVP
          • 07-19-08
          • 2551

          #5
          Awesome, Ray!

          Ray for POTM!
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          • Mudcat
            Restricted User
            • 07-21-05
            • 9287

            #6

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            • AMBlai01
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-16-08
              • 5882

              #7
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              • KingRevolver
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-05-09
                • 5293

                #8


                The Robyn one was my favorite - can't stop laughing.

                Good job.
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                • L2Gunz
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-23-08
                  • 2199

                  #9
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                  • tacomax
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-10-05
                    • 9619

                    #10
                    Very funny.
                    Originally posted by pags11
                    SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                    Originally posted by BuddyBear
                    I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                    Originally posted by curious
                    taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                    • smitch124
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-19-08
                      • 12566

                      #11
                      I think this is Hugh Laurie, star of House M.D.

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                      • Willie Bee
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-14-06
                        • 15726

                        #12
                        I may have to swear off making beer for a while.

                        Great news as always, Ray.
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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82907

                          #13
                          Originally posted by smitch124
                          I think this is Hugh Laurie, star of House M.D.

                          It could be. The cars in the picture don't have steering wheels on the left meaning the picture is from England.
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                          • Mudcat
                            Restricted User
                            • 07-21-05
                            • 9287

                            #14
                            Originally posted by smitch124
                            I think this is Hugh Laurie, star of House M.D.


                            There is no doubt about it.
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                            • RogueJuror
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 07-08-08
                              • 10010

                              #15
                              nice rayray

                              i see brocky took a fourth gig refereeing sammy's match

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                              • BurtRapp
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-10-08
                                • 2410

                                #16
                                Nice job !!!!!!!!!!!
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                                • blittydeuce
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 06-11-08
                                  • 5572

                                  #17
                                  Good Stuff Ray !
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                                  • CaneDawg
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-25-08
                                    • 6256

                                    #18
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                                    • reno cool
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 07-02-08
                                      • 3567

                                      #19
                                      brent crude
                                      bird bird da bird's da word
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                                      • pico
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 04-05-07
                                        • 27321

                                        #20
                                        good job.
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                                        • Mudcat
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 07-21-05
                                          • 9287

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by raydog
                                          poor SHANTY. someone rode off with his most prized camel last week. he has done his best to replace his beauty, but its just not the same he says...

                                          That must be one of them "bald camels" he's always talking about.
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