I had 22 missed calls from my girl while on the Blackjack tables today!

KingRevolver · 06-24-09, 03:28 AM

Get rid of her - she's holding you down.

KingRevolver · 06-24-09, 03:30 AM

The casinos here in Arizona disable your phone signal when you're inside the casino. They don't want you getting calls from people telling you to go home, LOL. I'm serious - at least I think that's the reason. I guess they also worry about possible cheating that can somehow be done with cell phones - who knows.

PAPSMEAR · 06-24-09, 03:34 AM

a bit of free advice champ - either kick her nagging ass out or turn your phone off when working

Bigmikesm · 06-24-09, 03:49 AM

(I guess they also worry about possible cheating that can somehow be done with cell phones - who knows.) If I could do it with my cell phone I probablly would try it. They let you bring those "What to hit" cards to the table but you cant answer the phone? The minute you pull your phone out at this piece of shit casino they act like you got some x-ray card reader out and make you step away from the table. I know I could turn the phone off, but I kind of know how pissed she is by the missed calls. Like if I am getting the calls every 2 minutes and then she just stops calling then I'm ****ed, because she's gonna let me hear it when I get home for sure. I just hope Discover dont call today to check on my account activity? Sometimes they call after a few cash advances. Thanks for the tips though.

themajormt · 06-24-09, 08:02 AM

Is this your wife? Better be or kick that biatch to the curb! As long as my bills are paid my girl lets me do whatever I want with my money... I have been around bookies and casinos since I was 12 years old, she knows its in my blood and if she told me to stop gambling I would tell her to fukk herself so she doesnt even try...

paco · 06-24-09, 08:13 AM

Never stiff the valet! U better not valet there agaun cuz they will dogg the shit out of ur car, and burn ur clutch out if its a stick. We dont forget!

L2Gunz · 06-24-09, 08:31 AM

Nicky Santoro · 06-24-09, 08:36 AM

women and gambling DO NOT mix.. women in general are bad luck.. they bring bad energy to the gambling. when my GF comes talks to me during my games, the other team always scores and then i yell at her for coming in the room.. she is bad luck.. women are bad luck..

L2Gunz · 06-24-09, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

women and gambling DO NOT mix.. women in general are bad luck.. they bring bad energy to the gambling. when my GF comes talks to me during my games, the other team always scores and then i yell at her for coming in the room.. she is bad luck.. women are bad luck..

Everytime my girlfriend and I go the casino...I have to give her money to gamble w/..OK..im fine w/ that..she plays craps and all I play is Blackjack...she'll lose her money farely quickly then comes to the table that Im at..and starts nagging me..talking bout.."baby I'm tired..I'm ready to go home"..so what I do is...I bring the bitch home, leave, and dont show back up till bout 5 or 6 in the morning...teach'em a lesson!!! fukk'em...if women didnt have a puss,,we as men would chain'em to a tree and kick'em everyday we walk by them.

AMBlai01 · 06-24-09, 08:46 AM

Simple solution to this problem...get single. Get rid of her...if she isn't your wife now it will only get worse from here. You don't need that the rest of your life....

G's pks · 06-24-09, 08:51 AM

you lost blaming her...typical degenerate... just tell the bitch to stop calling...try being the man in the relationship...

raydog · 06-24-09, 08:52 AM

nicky, i remember a few years ago, i had gotten into a huge fight with my gf over this exact thing. i told her that i really didnt want to be bothered while i had a lot of action going and she made it real clear that i had no control over anything that went on and that i was really being stupid and childish. of course i knew that, but it seemed like the bitch was just bad fukking luck. well i told her i was sorry and would never blame her or anything like that again... well, while we are out that night, i have a really large wager on the duke game and duke is blowing this team out and they put in the scrubs and give a few points back. it gets close to the # and i can see the inevitable useless halfcourt shot for my bad beat coming from 30 seconds away. sure as shit, without fail, it happens. i lose, tell her its the worst beat of the year and its all due to her and i didnt talk to that jinxy bitch for a week.

bigmike, the moral of the story is if you dont want the bitch to call, tell her you are going to gamble and will not be bothered. you will call her when you are done. turn the fukking thing off and check it every once in a while for an emergency message. women are bad fukking luck buddy.

Bigmikesm · 06-24-09, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by paco

Never stiff the valet! U better not valet there agaun cuz they will dogg the shit out of ur car, and burn ur clutch out if its a stick. We dont forget!

Never intended to "stiff" the valet. I always make it up to the guy next time around. I am a regular at this small casino and I'll take care of him next time. I guess you never left the casino with only lint in your pocket? I wasn't too worried what he would do to my piece of shit car next time though.

jjgold · 06-24-09, 11:53 AM

First off you have to be a jerkoff to be married or have a girlfriend

Gamblers must live alone

Emily_Haines · 06-24-09, 11:54 AM

He should introduce this girl to Pecos Bill

BurtRapp · 06-24-09, 01:14 PM

JJ you havent been laid in ten years pal!! 142 consecutive Saturday nights u have been home alone !!!! Time to re-Think Gamblers should be alone pal!!

Afrot69 · 06-24-09, 01:45 PM

Have you ever seen the movie the Cooler. Lol sounds like she did cooled you

Bread · 09-19-09, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by Bigmikesm

My girl was the biggest pain in the ass today while I was at the boat playing blackjack. I was holding my own until that 10th consecutive call came in. Then I tried to hit em hard, fast and ending up dropping 1600. She sits at home on the computer checking our bank acount online every 2 minutes to see any withdrawals. Didn't leave with a buck in my pocket. I had to use the old line, "I'll get u next time" on the valet which was comped. I used to do so much better gambling when I didn't have to account for my money to this woman. It was bad enough that I lost, but I had to get my assed chewed out from her too. Single guys got it made. They don't answer to no one. I gotta get that money

back.

Lend Broke Burt a few bucks to get some pizzas, Big Baller!

Kaps · 09-19-09, 03:15 AM

first off you never let a girl tell you what to do in your business ....that means anything you do especially your money
if she knows how to ckeck bank accts then your totally fukked
get rid of her immediately ...she will tear you apart

advice for the next girl you get, dont ever discuss money and dont let her know anything about accts

GiveMeaBJ · 09-19-09, 03:30 AM

I've only liked one girl enough to bring her to gamble with me or let her gamble with me. The others I don't even tell I'm gambling. But the one I did couldn't have been better. She would just sit there and talk to me when I got bored. Ask a question here and there and then cheer for me when I win. I have to say I won the poker tournament she watched and I turned $300 in blackjack into $3,000 in 22 minutes. I took her out to dinner and then I gave her money to go play blackjack and she came back with $500. Since then I consider her good luck and if shes over on a Sat/Sun and I'm watching football I let her take a piece of the game with me. She doesn't know whats going on but I have never lost money with her.

Although I agree most girls will kill you in gambling. They want money, their tired, they have to pee, your not paying enough attention to them, etc. Really terrible.

reno cool · 09-19-09, 03:40 AM

this thread rocks.

btw, who the **** invented valet? All that space can be used for perfectly good self parking. I got to pay a dollar to some prick to drive my car(no offense paco) and then worry about if he's having a bad day?

paco · 09-19-09, 08:58 AM

Valet was invented cause of all the lazy people we have

UntilTheNDofTimE · 11-20-09, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by L2Gunz

Everytime my girlfriend and I go the casino...I have to give her money to gamble w/..OK..im fine w/ that..she plays craps and all I play is Blackjack...she'll lose her money farely quickly then comes to the table that Im at..and starts nagging me..talking bout.."baby I'm tired..I'm ready to go home"..so what I do is...I bring the bitch home, leave, and dont show back up till bout 5 or 6 in the morning...teach'em a lesson!!! fukk'em...if women didnt have a puss,,we as men would chain'em to a tree and kick'em everyday we walk by them.

Just wanted to bump a great thread on SBR

Robyn · 11-21-09, 12:49 AM

UTEOT, I thought better of you. You boys are silly if you believe that all women are like this.

UntilTheNDofTimE · 11-21-09, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

UTEOT, I thought better of you. You boys are silly if you believe that all women are like this.

Robyn you have to be a total retard to not realize that 90% of women are like this. Not all, but most are.

Robyn · 11-21-09, 02:48 AM

Yes, I know. That's why I am so special. But don't get me wrong, I have to give Bread hell every now and then, otherwise he would be completely out of control.

Bread · 11-21-09, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by BurtRapp

JJ you havent been laid in ten years pal!! 142 consecutive Saturday nights u have been home alone !!!! Time to re-Think Gamblers should be alone pal!!

Wow. BrokeRapp I expected more out of you than the prerequisite standard SBR-issued "you haven't been laid" type dig.

I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry.

BrokeRapp...never a word from you for posting your girlfriend's teets? Unreal. You kids crack me up.

I own you. And I'm just getting started dipshit.

Eagerly awaiting response.

You pizza beggin bitch.

iceminers26 · 11-21-09, 03:58 AM

if she is just ur girl and not ur wife, drop her and move on

yellowman · 11-21-09, 03:59 AM

Women = the ultimate coolers....

shady610 · 11-21-09, 04:59 AM

My gf was a pain in the ass about me gambling. So heres what i did.

I told her i wouldnt go to a casino for 3 months, but i have every intention of going again. I told her she needs to change her mind because i wouldnt ask her to change anything she does. I also said I like money more than action, so going broke wont happen.

Now we go together and she doesnt have a problem. I still go alone, and i dont have any hassles anymore. I made her feel special and still got to do what i like.

Shortstop · 11-21-09, 05:48 AM

Unreal.

Bigmikesm · 11-21-09, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by shady610

My gf was a pain in the ass about me gambling. So heres what i did.

I told her i wouldnt go to a casino for 3 months, but i have every intention of going again. I told her she needs to change her mind because i wouldnt ask her to change anything she does. I also said I like money more than action, so going broke wont happen.

Now we go together and she doesnt have a problem. I still go alone, and i dont have any hassles anymore. I made her feel special and still got to do what i like.

I like your style Shady. I've also tried the "I won't go for a few months" tactic, but I can never go more than a month or so without returning. I think of all the shit I could have bought over the years if I never went to the casino like I do and I get sick to my stomach.

Bigmikesm · 11-21-09, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Wow. BrokeRapp I expected more out of you than the prerequisite standard SBR-issued "you haven't been laid" type dig.

I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry.

BrokeRapp...never a word from you for posting your girlfriend's teets? Unreal. You kids crack me up.

I own you. And I'm just getting started dipshit.

Eagerly awaiting response.

You pizza beggin bitch.

You love ripping into Burt's ass

Deuce · 11-21-09, 10:14 AM

If she is your GF why do you have to tell her anything about your money? You're not married? Fukk me.