I will do anything for love.

[Pecos Bill]

Sometimes i sit still and look into the eyes of this girl, a girl whose name i do not know. I gently caress the computer screen with my hand and smile...she smiles back and i can almost hear her whisper "i love you". For a mere moment in my miserable life i actually feel loved. Its a bittersweet feeling however because i know its just a fantasy.

I dont want to die of loneliness, I will do anything for love....I will do anything for love

[Minkus]

peco

get off of sbr for a month or so.
find this girl and approach her in a NON creeping motion
ask her out


or else stop complainging, bozo

[BGS 9.5]

That is a quality teen Pecos Bill, keep jerkin on bro, but don't strangle yourself

[Emily_Haines]

Maybe you have to get the cuddle girl back and pay her more.

[KingRevolver]

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!



No mames, wey. Esta fea la gabacha.

[Junkyard Dog]

pb, shes taking 2 loads in the face rite now

[Pecos Bill]

peco

get off of sbr for a month or so.
find this girl and approach her in a NON creeping motion
ask her out


or else stop complainging, bozo

I dont even know who she is, its just a picture i found online.Ive been admiring and fantasizing with it for months. I look at it every morning and before i go to sleep.

[BurtRapp]

Buddy these girls are a dime a dozen pal!!! She looks good believe me but get yourself to a bar or something kidd. These chics are busting down off a few jager bombs these days!!!

[DrStale]

You suck at life

Advice: GET BETTER AT LIFE

and it aint gonna happen strokin your computer, jesus christ just get your shit together

[Pecos Bill]

pb, shes taking 2 loads in the face rite now

shut the fvck up asshole!..shes not your whore mother!

[KingRevolver]

Amby has these girls for breakfast.

[KingRevolver]

shut the fvck up asshole!..shes not your whore mother!

LOL Calmate wey

[raydog]

dont be worried that you cant find love...be worried that you are fantasizing about a girl who has colored her hair to cover up the fact that she is a nasty freckled up ginger

[BurtRapp]

Pal.. Get a Yahoopersonals or a okcupid account and phuckin lower your standards.. You can bang 10 - 150-170 pound chics a month easy if u have any game at all!!! It's like shooting fish in a barrell...

[lakerboy]

pecos your a legend

[BurtRapp]

These phucks will open up 20 online book accounts but when there is cooz all over the internet they don't know how to find it.. There are so many low self esteem chicks ready to bang u just have to leave them 2-3 messages and spend 30 bucks on them. It's easy pickings!!!

[DrStale]

These phucks will open up 20 online book accounts but when there is cooz all over the internet they don't know how to find it.. There are so many low self esteem chicks ready to bang u just have to leave them 2-3 messages and spend 30 bucks on them. It's easy pickings!!!

The problems is that he IS one of those low self esteem chicks

[BurtRapp]

Lmao...

[Pecos Bill]

These phucks will open up 20 online book accounts but when there is cooz all over the internet they don't know how to find it.. There are so many low self esteem chicks ready to bang u just have to leave them 2-3 messages and spend 30 bucks on them. It's easy pickings!!!

Dude my face is a girl repellent, I aint stupid ive lowered my standards..pfft i have no standards!...girls just dont like me, ive been to clubs and bars, girls dont even acknowlege me, their discusted by me. And the guys look at me and get this cocky smirk on their face like i just boosted their own self esteem by being so ugly.

[pico]

lmao

[DrStale]

Even if you are ugly (which just sounds like more chick whining) you can get girls. Ugly guys get girls, its about being smooth and confident, not acting like a huge tool.

[losturmarbles]

uh-oh

is this one of the pictures samsncharge had up earlier?

this is not good sam, this could get ugly.

[Richkas]

Dude you are young. Tail shouldnt be a problem. Get to my age.

[Richkas]

BTW whenI was younger, I wouldnt bang that bitch. Now I'm older hell yaaaaaa

[TheIntegrityKid]

Dude my face is a girl repellent, I aint stupid ive lowered my standards..pfft i have no standards!...girls just dont like me, ive been to clubs and bars, girls dont even acknowlege me, their discusted by me. And the guys look at me and get this cocky smirk on their face like i just boosted their own self esteem by being so ugly.

Pecos... would you date a girl with kids? I know this chic who has 2 kids and 3rd on the way. She is the type to relocate for a guy. Her and her baby's daddy split shortly after she was knocked up again.

She is actually pretty decent looking, but has some crazy, fukked up emotions that actually remind me of you. If you want, I can see about getting you two to talking. And by the time you all decide to meet up, she will have already had her 3rd and be slimmed down again.

What do you say, buddy?

And as far as how you look, I had a friend that looked kinda like you when he was young and he was a freakin pimp!

[TheLock]

Pecos, you're not that bad looking of a guy and you obviously have a sense of humor (albeit a sick one).

Just tone down the creepiness a little, go to Banana Republic and ask a female salesperson to help you put together some nice outfits and spend more time in bars/clubs and less online and you'll be fine homes. You'll be bangin broads left and right before you know it.

I'm fvckin serious

[BurtRapp]

This is great advice.. PREACH brothers.. I couldnt say it better myself

[wtf]

pecos is not bad looking, i have told him this on numerous occasions

yes your not every girls cup of tea, but WHO THE FUK IS

your not danny divito

some girls will give you that "look" of disgust, but as they say in fast times at ridgemont high

keep your toes a tappin

[tacomax]

pecos is not bad looking, i have told him this on numerous occasions

Whatever turns you on, pal.

[KingRevolver]

TacoMax has that Shirley Temple look. SO CUTE!

[Pecos Bill]

Whatever turns you on, pal.

Dont want to cross any boundaries, but do you kinda know what im feeling?..Are we on the same boat?

[tacomax]

Dont want to cross any boundaries, but do you kinda know what im feeling?..Are we on the same boat?

I don't know what you're feeling but wtf seems to be giving you a lot of signals. He seems to be saying that if you've not found a jack-off buddy then he's definitely the man for you.

[KingRevolver]

LOL Don't give my ***** Pecos any ideas.


WTF has been sending a few signals though

[AgainstAllOdds]

I feel your pain pal.

[wtf]

yes i was straight UNTIL i saw a picture of this nasty hole