Contest Idea For The Bash...Nicky We Need Odds

[onthewhat]

Get one of those big fukkin scales and have a weigh off

Have poster matchups and set a spread, for example

Vegas Dave -142.5lbs
vs.
Onthewhat +142.5lbs

Vegas Dave -17.0lbs
vs.
The Prick +17.0lbs

Pat Venditto -23.5lbs
vs.
Onthewhat +23.5lbs

Nicky set some more poster lines from videos you have seen.

[KingRevolver]

Let's do cock sizes. I'll give all of you +3 inches against me.

[onthewhat]

Let's do cock sizes. I'll give all of you +3 inches against me.

[durito]

Which poster ends up naked tied to a flag pole?

Onethewhat -2000
Field +1800

[Matt Rain]

Which poster ends up naked tied to a flag pole?

Onethewhat -2000
Field +1800

[The Prick]

ive takin dumps bigger than this little fackin wanker. not only bigger but had more brains an personality, prolly smelt better too. aint you got no home-learnin son?

[blittydeuce]

Which poster ends up naked tied to a flag pole?

Onethewhat -2000
Field +1800

[tacomax]

Great idea, onner.

Instead of weight, what about IQ?

Ganchrow -130
vs.
Onthewhat +130

[englishmike]

Which poster ends up naked tied to a flag pole?

Onethewhat -2000
Field +1800

This line has just moved

OTW -4000
Field +3800

[AgainstAllOdds]

Great idea, onner.

Instead of weight, what about IQ?

Ganchrow -130
vs.
Onthewhat +130

Only -130?????????


GIVE ME THE MAX on GANCH.

[BGS 9.5]

This line has just moved

OTW -4000
Field +3800

LOL Mike, you beat me to it.......

[englishmike]

There are a lot of prop bets:

Which eyebrow will be shaved off first?
What color lipstick will be used to write NICKAY on his forehead?
Which nipple will be scratched with a Bud bottle top first?
Will he ever recover his clothes?

A good mix of lines.

[Mudcat]

This thread has gone well.

[Matt Rain]

What color lipstick sharpie will be used to write NICKAY on his forehead?

Love ya onner. But that is a fun idea.

[Nicky Santoro]

onner, i don't think you should go to this bash.. these guys are out to get you.. onner buddy, i worry for your safety.. we might need to have 2 bodyguards around you 24/7 for your safety.. onner, i won't be there to protect you, sorry..

onner, give me a few minutes to look for an agency that can arrange 2 bodyguards for you around the clock.. onner, you might need it.. onner, you cannot go alone to this bash.. i worry for your safety.. onner, don't ever leave the casino alone. make sure you are alwasy visible for the camera there.. onner, we don't want anything bad to happen to you.. onner, these guys here are out to get you in vegas, mark my words..

[englishmike]

onner, i don't think you should go to this bash.. these guys are out to get you.. onner buddy, i worry for your safety.. we might need to have 2 bodyguards around you 24/7 for your safety.. onner, i won't be there to protect you, sorry..

onner, give me a few minutes to look for an agency that can arrange 2 bodyguards for you around the clock.. onner, you might need it.. onner, you cannot go alone to this bash.. i worry for your safety.. onner, don't ever leave the casino alone. make sure you are alwasy visible for the camera there.. onner, we don't want anything bad to happen to you.. onner, these guys here are out to get you in vegas, mark my words..

[onthewhat]

Nicky I will be fine

Bunch of internet tough guys is all it is

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky I will be fine

Bunch of internet tough guys is all it is

trust me.. YOU ARE NOT FINE..

onner, i will leave you my emergency # in case anyone attacks you. if anyone does, just press the emergency button and i will call 911 and you will have help..

onner, i would not be resting so comfortably right now if i were you. onner, i have a better idea. why not just stand ALWAYS next to sbr john OR billy dozer.. this way, you will always be safe.. don't ever leave their site.. onner, i can read people and trust me, i can see that these posters are not joking..they really mean business.. they don't like you onner.. i don't know why.. you are a great kid.. but they just don't like you..

[durito]

brits don't **** around onthewhat

i'm just thankful englishmike and i get along now

[englishmike]

I can't make my mind up what would be funnier, tied naked to the light pole or fully clothed into the pool.

It's a legitimate poll question.

[onthewhat]

Nicky I think it is your fault that these guys hate me

Nicky if you were not a professional gambler these guys would not have a problem

Nicky I am holding you responsible if something happens

[Bread]

I have a good idea.

[pavyracer]

onner, i don't think you should go to this bash.. these guys are out to get you.. onner buddy, i worry for your safety.. we might need to have 2 bodyguards around you 24/7 for your safety.. onner, i won't be there to protect you, sorry..

onner, give me a few minutes to look for an agency that can arrange 2 bodyguards for you around the clock.. onner, you might need it.. onner, you cannot go alone to this bash.. i worry for your safety.. onner, don't ever leave the casino alone. make sure you are alwasy visible for the camera there.. onner, we don't want anything bad to happen to you.. onner, these guys here are out to get you in vegas, mark my words..

How can you protect him? You can't run 100 feet to your truck without calling 911 you unhealthy piece of lard.

[englishmike]

I have a good idea.

[durito]

Nicky I think it is your fault that these guys hate me

Nicky if you were not a professional gambler these guys would not have a problem

Nicky I am holding you responsible if something happens

Not really.

I'd buy Nicky a beer at least.

[brock]

WillyBee +12
SBR John -12

[Matt Rain]

Nicky I will be fine

Bunch of internet tough guys is all it is

You may well be right. If I were you though, I would keep 2 facts in mind:

1) You're in the presence of rowdy drunkards
2) Two of you don't add up to one of them. In fact, you're outweighed by most cocktail waitresses.

[Matt Rain]

I have a good idea.

[durito]

matty are you going to the bash?

[englishmike]

You may well be right. If I were you though, I would keep 2 facts in mind:

1) You're in the presence of rowdy drunkards
2) Two of you don't add up to one of them. In fact, you're outweighed by most cocktail waitresses.

Don't underestimate him Matty, he's got Venditto in his corner.

[Matt Rain]

matty are you going to the bash?

I am sir. Will already be in Vegas waiting for you all week.

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky I think it is your fault that these guys hate me

Nicky if you were not a professional gambler these guys would not have a problem

Nicky I am holding you responsible if something happens

onner, seems like you've been the professional gambler lately, not me.. you are 2-0 in your last 2 games vs me.. i don't think i can beat you anymore.. i am throwing in the towel.. esp if it's national tv games, where you are tough to beat. this is your forte.

durito,
thanks for the free beer offer, but NO WAY i am accepting any beer from you or your 3 other posses.. i don't trust you.. you might spit in my beer the 1st time i turn my head.. i am NOT taking that chance... this would be a great way for all of you to get even with me.. i know you boys all hate Nicky Santoro, and no way are you getting that chance to spit in my beer.. so i will pass on the beer.. thanks..

[payingthejuice]

Which poster ends up naked tied to a flag pole?

Onethewhat -2000
Field +1800

How are we going to tell which one is the pole and which one is OTW if they are side by side?

[Matt Rain]

Nicky, by the way, I have a t-shirt you need to sign for onner. Smoked meat on me when you decide to get off your computer chair - make a kid happy, Nicky:

[englishmike]

How are we going to tell which one is the pole and which one is OTW if they are side by side?

Because the pole won't have 'NICKAY' written on its forehead and buttocks.