Jon & Kate To Divorce

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  • Dante799
    SBR Sharp
    • 08-21-08
    • 349

    #36
    Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
    Asian dicks look like a baby's thumb, watch an asian porn then watch a black porn, notice when the black dude pulls his cock out her hole looks like the grand canyon and when the asian pulls out he has to wake the whore up to let her know he's done

    we don't need the male enhancement nor viagra pills that other takes, lol
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    • Deuce
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-12-08
      • 29843

      #37
      I couldn't care a less if she is a bitch when I am balls deep in her shit locker.
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      • topcat
        SBR MVP
        • 04-15-08
        • 1096

        #38
        i agree with what my mom said after she watched the show.she said if someone has that many kids it should be illegal to get a divorce.after they splitup the tax payer is going to have to fork over the bill.he cant afford it.he would have to be bill gates.
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        • englishmike
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-19-08
          • 5279

          #39
          they're millionaires cat.
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          • Bigmikesm
            SBR MVP
            • 06-17-09
            • 1616

            #40
            Jon just wants the freedom to nail that young piece of ass he was photographed with. Kate has always been a bossy bitch, but now that she's looking alot better, and writing books, she's stepped it into high gear. They'll both be alright though, from what I hear they now make around $75000 an episode. Not too bad for having a shitload of kids. A guy i work with has 9 kids and works 3 jobs to make around 75k a year. Lives paycheck to paycheck.
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            • bettilimbroke999
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-04-08
              • 13254

              #41
              Originally posted by Dante799
              we don't need the male enhancement nor viagra pills that other takes, lol
              It's not my fault its just fact

              Here's a quote from WikiAnswers.com about penis size by race:

              I am a nurse in Pediatrics. I have seen over 300 circumcisions in a years time of babies from birth to 1 month old. To perform a circumcision on an infant, a Pediatrician uses a device called a Plastibell. The Plastibell comes in 6 sizes. Already from birth, a Black baby has a larger penis. I know this because we always end up using one of the larger sized Plastibells. White babies are from medium to large. And Asian babies are from small to medium.

              You could be one of the rare Yao Ming size exceptions but in general this is true, you got your African armlength bone, you got your white middle sized bone and your asian baby bone. Watch Full Metal Jacket sometime and you'll see that the Asian whores refuse to fuk the huge black bone bc that's like the end of their career, theyll have to take Asians 4 at a time from that point on
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              • The General
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-10-05
                • 13279

                #42
                I'm in the dark no idea who this lady even is.
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                • Dante799
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 08-21-08
                  • 349

                  #43
                  Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                  It's not my fault its just fact

                  Here's a quote from WikiAnswers.com about penis size by race:

                  I am a nurse in Pediatrics. I have seen over 300 circumcisions in a years time of babies from birth to 1 month old. To perform a circumcision on an infant, a Pediatrician uses a device called a Plastibell. The Plastibell comes in 6 sizes. Already from birth, a Black baby has a larger penis. I know this because we always end up using one of the larger sized Plastibells. White babies are from medium to large. And Asian babies are from small to medium.

                  You could be one of the rare Yao Ming size exceptions but in general this is true, you got your African armlength bone, you got your white middle sized bone and your asian baby bone. Watch Full Metal Jacket sometime and you'll see that the Asian whores refuse to fuk the huge black bone bc that's like the end of their career, theyll have to take Asians 4 at a time from that point on
                  you must have something agaisnt asians, whats wrong with us? did we take over all the shopping centers around your area?..lol
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                  • bettilimbroke999
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-04-08
                    • 13254

                    #44
                    Originally posted by Dante799
                    you must have something agaisnt asians, whats wrong with us? did we take over all the shopping centers around your area?..lol
                    They ruined my dry cleaning

                    I have nothing against asians at all, just made an observation that has been made millions of times before, a big cock on an asian is kind of like a crack whore with a retirement account, kinda rare
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                    • Nicky Santoro
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-08-08
                      • 16103

                      #45
                      well, this is the best news for all you single men out there..

                      an annoying woman with 8 kids....

                      and she's available....
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82907

                        #46
                        Maybe she can become a lesbian and move in with the octomom. They can raise two dozen children together and don't have to make any more men suffer.
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                        • Afrot69
                          Restricted User
                          • 06-23-09
                          • 231

                          #47
                          I bet Jon is happy since Kate will prob take at least half those kids off his hands
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                          • bettilimbroke999
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-04-08
                            • 13254

                            #48
                            Kate has put the kids up on eBay, their usefulness has run out
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