Going to the club, how do i look.

[accuscoresucks]

what can i say
thats my style..lol

[Minkus]

Alright now this is funny and so true.

I second that

[Pecos Bill]

Last night fvcking sucked..worst time of my life!

So I end up going with my friend and inside the club he gets into this lecture with me about how much i suck.

He says, "why are you buying these stupid cowboy shirts? buy normal shirts....when you go to a club, you talk to the bouncer, you dont just hand your ID to him".

I say, "i dont get rejected from clubs wtf is your problem"

he says, "thats because you're with me."

im in total shock here with my friend acting like a fvcking douchebag and now im pissed off.

he says, "this is pecos when he was 18 (he puts his hand above his head) and here is pecos at 24" (he puts his hand near his knees).

this really pissed me off. i walk out of the fvcking club. i wanted hit that fvck. and whats worse, i get diarreah and had to shit in a bar across the street.

i knew ive gotten bad these last couple of years but he didnt have to say that. and he says it in front of everyone. I fvcking hate my life.

[Mudcat]

That sucks. You looked so fresh-faced and full of hope here:

[englishmike]

Cheer up Billy, you're a legend.

[obamaismyuncle]

Last night fvcking sucked..worst time of my life!

So I end up going with my friend and inside the club he gets into this lecture with me about how much i suck.

He says, "why are you buying these stupid cowboy shirts? buy normal shirts....when you go to a club, you talk to the bouncer, you dont just hand your ID to him".

I say, "i dont get rejected from clubs wtf is your problem"

he says, "thats because you're with me."

im in total shock here with my friend acting like a fvcking douchebag and now im pissed off.

he says, "this is pecos when he was 18 (he puts his hand above his head) and here is pecos at 24" (he puts his hand near his knees).

this really pissed me off. i walk out of the fvcking club. i wanted hit that fvck. and whats worse, i get diarreah and had to shit in a bar across the street.

i knew ive gotten bad these last couple of years but he didnt have to say that. and he says it in front of everyone. I fvcking hate my life.

Time to start turning things around Pecos, I think a good first move would be to quit tasting ***.

[frostno98]

I'd give you a pass, since your going to a heritage foundation Church Club right?

[OB 2138]

Funniest shyt on SBR.

[RogueScholar]

I was kinda going for the gay twink look.

You succeeded at it masterfully, if I do say so myself. You wouldn't happen to live in Northern California, would you? I'd love to take you our for dinner and huggles some time.

[losturmarbles]

rs youre getting mighty desperate, first richkas and now pecos bill

[Pecos Bill]

You succeeded at it masterfully, if I do say so myself. You wouldn't happen to live in Northern California, would you? I'd love to take you our for dinner and huggles some time.

Im totally straight dude, but I can de-gay you through reverse-buttsex if you want to become straight.

[KingRevolver]

[payingthejuice]

Im totally straight dude, but I can de-gay you through reverse-buttsex if you want to become straight.

So what you are saying is that "You arent gay, but your butthole is"

Is that the correct assumption?

[KingRevolver]

So what you are saying is that "You arent gay, but your butthole is"

Is that the correct assumption?

Dude - take that goddamn avatar off - I have to jerk off every time I look at it.

[Pecos Bill]

Dude - take that goddamn avatar off - I have to jerk off every time I look at it.

Watcha wey, el chompiras

[KingRevolver]

Watcha wey, el chompiras

Eso ayudo. No more boners.

[Pecos Bill]

Eso ayudo. No more boners.

Si o no, todos los pinches mexicanos tienen un de estos.

[KingRevolver]

Si o no, todos los pinches mexicanos tienen un de estos.

Tambien un molcajete...

[Bread]

Goddam Spaniards.

[KingRevolver]

Goddam Spaniards.

Sup, Bread. Did you bet any of the afternoon baseball games? I want to do one of your bets. Tell me your best one, please.

[pavyracer]

Wear this shirt in Atlanta and you will be washing cars and painting houses faster than a Ferrari.

[KingRevolver]

Wear this shirt in Atlanta and you will be washing cars and painting houses faster than a Ferrari.

Atlanta has like 2 Mexicans. It's all Blacks and a few Whites. Atlanta blows more than Philadelphia and almost as much as Detroit.

[Bread]

King I finally hit a square play with the Red Sox. Me pro.

That's it for me today. Made back all my losses. But good luck mi amigo (possession).

[pavyracer]

And you know this because you live in Atlanta.

[KingRevolver]

King I finally hit a square play with the Red Sox. Me pro.

That's it for me today. Made back all my losses. But good luck mi amigo (possession).

Right on, buddy

[KingRevolver]

And you know this because you live in Atlanta.

LOL - it's been a while since I've been there. What part of Hotlanta do you live in, Pavy?

[pavyracer]

North suburbs Kinger...Where the white folks, illegal and legal immigrants live.

[Robyn]

Do not follow Bread. He lost a lot of money again this weekend on UFC and I am sure some random baseball bets that he told me he didn't make.

[KingRevolver]

North suburbs Kinger...Where the white folks, illegal and legal immigrants live.

Cool beans, bro.

[KingRevolver]

Do not follow Bread. He lost a lot of money again this weekend on UFC and I am sure some random baseball bets that he told me he didn't make.

Yeah, the UFC hasn't been too kind to Mr. Bread lately.

[Pecos Bill]

Do not follow Bread. He lost a lot of money again this weekend on UFC and I am sure some random baseball bets that he told me he didn't make.

Robyn please send me a pair of your soiled panties..i havent been laid in years and crave the pungent smell of female smut..please robyn i want to wrap your undies around my cock and stroke it till i *** all over them...bread wont mind hes my biggest fan. I'll welcome any pubes or poo poo stains,i wont judge you..please robyn ill pm you my address.

[KingRevolver]

Best post ever No mames, wey. LOL

[TheIntegrityKid]

Robyn please send me a pair of your soiled panties..i havent been laid in years and crave the pungent smell of female smut..please robyn i want to wrap your undies around my cock and stroke it till i *** all over them...bread wont mind hes my biggest fan. I'll welcome any pubes or poo poo stains,i wont judge you..please robyn ill pm you my address.

Oh wow!

Funniest fukkin post ever on SBR!!!

[DrStale]

Robyn please send me a pair of your soiled panties..i havent been laid in years and crave the pungent smell of female smut..please robyn i want to wrap your undies around my cock and stroke it till i *** all over them...bread wont mind hes my biggest fan. I'll welcome any pubes or poo poo stains,i wont judge you..please robyn ill pm you my address.

Gee, I wonder why SBR doesnt get more female posters?

[KingRevolver]

LOL