Robyn-Bread???

englishmike · 06-20-09, 11:17 AM

When it comes to information regarding sex with Robyn, Pavy has the answers.

Teela · 06-20-09, 11:27 AM

With each other or other people?

Chi_archie · 06-20-09, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by Teela

With each other or other people?

oh my

Chi_archie · 06-20-09, 11:28 AM

teela if you and casper were married...what would YOUR sex habits be like?

MrMonkey · 06-20-09, 11:31 AM

Interesting thread! They are for sure the King-Queen couple of SBR

Haven't heard much from Robyn, thought I saw a rumor that she was expecting? I waiting for Bread's square pick! Won with the Cubbies following him when they were down 7-0 aand won in 10

Casperwaits · 06-20-09, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

teela if you and casper were married...what would YOUR sex habits be like?

My guess is that there would be a lot of begging and pleading. Me begging for sex, and her pleading me to stop asking her.

Matt Rain · 06-20-09, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by MrMonkey

Haven't heard much from Robyn, thought I saw a rumor that she was expecting?

The stuffed monkeys won't take kindly to the news if there really is a Bread bun in the oven.

Teela · 06-20-09, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

My guess is that there would be a lot of begging and pleading. Me begging for sex, and her pleading me to stop asking her.

and vice versa

Chi_archie · 06-20-09, 11:42 AM

[quote=Teela;1957332]and vice versa[/quote

pavyracer · 06-20-09, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by MrMonkey

Interesting thread! They are for sure the King-Queen couple of SBR

Haven't heard much from Robyn, thought I saw a rumor that she was expecting? I waiting for Bread's square pick! Won with the Cubbies following him when they were down 7-0 aand won in 10

If Robyn is expecting is definitely not Bread's kid. Especially if they name him Jesse James.

Robyn · 06-20-09, 12:27 PM

1. More sex before - marriage ruins everything. Bread and I have been sleeping in separate beds for 16 years.

2. Not pregnant - babies are for the birds. The only baby allowed in this house would be a baby monkey. And by monkey, I am referring to the little hairy things that swing from trees in the jungle.

englishmike · 06-20-09, 12:30 PM

[quote=Robyn;1957517]1. More sex before - marriage ruins everything. quote]

I am here to confirm this.

Robyn · 06-20-09, 12:44 PM

[QUOTE=englishmike;1957522]

Originally posted by Robyn

1. More sex before - marriage ruins everything. quote]

I am here to confirm this.

I guess we have one good thing on our side and not all hope is lost....no children. Marriage + children = doom.

pavyracer · 06-20-09, 12:46 PM

Those of you without children you are missing on all the babysitter sex.

MrMonkey · 06-20-09, 12:49 PM

Sounds like a very happy couple! Can we turn this into like a To Tell the Truth Show thread about Robyn and Bread? Posters ask a question and if correct, they get to ask another! Very interesting thread! Thanks Chi!

Robyn · 06-20-09, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by MrMonkey

Sounds like a very happy couple! Can we turn this into like a To Tell the Truth Show thread about Robyn and Bread? Posters ask a question and if correct, they get to ask another! Very interesting thread! Thanks Chi!

We are very happy! We have a mutual agreement. He gets to gamble and I get to work 70 hours a week.

MrMonkey · 06-20-09, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

1. More sex before - marriage ruins everything. Bread and I have been sleeping in separate beds for 16 years.

2. Not pregnant - babies are for the birds. The only baby allowed in this house would be a baby monkey. And by monkey, I am referring to the little hairy things that swing from trees in the jungle.

Don't know if I should direct this to Robyn or Bread, but I see you go by the Frank Sinatra strategy, do your business and get out!

Robyn · 06-20-09, 01:25 PM

Considering Bread and I have only been married 2.5 years, something may be awry.

pavyracer · 06-20-09, 01:29 PM

Before Bread found SBR they had sex daily. Since then they just watch JJ vids and call it a night each to his/her own room. JJ can please both men and women at the same time. He's dat good.

MrMonkey · 06-20-09, 01:34 PM

If you are serious, than enough clowning by me and I hope things are ok for 2 of the people I truly enjoy at SBR! MrsMonkey had ample opportunities to dump the Monkey! Sometimes you can't ignore the fact that a history exists that wouldn't be there if no ***t and giggles were involved!

Mudcat · 06-20-09, 01:43 PM

Everyone is avoiding dealing with the elephant in the room.

Shantystar.

Robyn · 06-20-09, 02:10 PM

It's ok, Mr. Monkey. Bread and I are very happy. In fact, he braved the 110 degree heat today to go to Walmart to purchase a keyboard for my computer that I broke over his head after we had a fivesome with the Mexican neighbors last weekend. Corona = evil.

p.s. I miss shantystar

Matt Rain · 06-20-09, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Everyone is avoiding dealing with the elephant in the room.

Shantystar.

He ladies' man.

BGS 9.5 · 06-20-09, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Everyone is avoiding dealing with the elephant in the room.

Shantystar.

He is back:

Shanty: Robyn, I suck! on flesh cicles as do I man meat at same time..Me are man over and over modder, u must! try me and not regret

Robyn · 06-20-09, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by BGS 9.5

He is back:

Shanty: Robyn, I suck! on flesh cicles as do I man meat at same time..Me are man over and over modder, u must! try me and not regret

oooooooooooooooh, shanty is going to anal you, and that's that!

BGS 9.5 · 06-20-09, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

oooooooooooooooh, shanty is going to anal you, and that's that!

Honest, he pm'ed me that

20Four7 · 06-20-09, 02:34 PM

I"ve had more sex since I"ve been married..... mind you I had more sex with my wife before we were married..... you figure it out.....

MonkeyF0cker · 06-20-09, 02:53 PM

Monkeys. Mmmm.

Mudcat · 06-20-09, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

We are very happy! We have a mutual agreement. He gets to gamble and I get to work 70 hours a week.

That is quite a deal. It kind of reminds me of the deal I got when my common-law marriage broke up.

She got the house and everything in it and I got to go away and start a new life with nothing.

pavyracer · 06-20-09, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

That is quite a deal. It kind of reminds me of the deal I got when my common-law marriage broke up.

She got the house and everything in it and I got to go away and start a new life with nothing.

Bread is sharp. He is living a gambler's dream. Wife works like a slave to bring home the disposable income for him to gamble and invest it in beer piss.

Robyn · 06-20-09, 03:08 PM

I'm a real sucker pavy, aren't I.

pavyracer · 06-20-09, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

I'm a real sucker pavy, aren't I.

Now you know why he doesn't like kids. It will hurt his gambling income having you take time off from work and waste the money on baby formula. He is a very sharp man.

Robyn · 06-20-09, 03:14 PM

Thank you for the "heads up", pavs. I am glad that I have a friend like you looking out for me.

Bread · 06-20-09, 03:16 PM