OT: Is sex the only human act that can be both legal and illegal?

[SlickFazzer]

Sex with your girlfriend: LEGAL

Playing a girl $50 dollars to have sex: ILLEGAL

Its the same act in both cases....wtf..

these laws are pointless.....

[englishmike]

People right now are in Vegas betting MLB games: LEGAL

You're doing it form home: ILLEGAL.

[Justin7]

Taking a dump in your bathroom: legal. Taking a dump in a cross-walk on Main Street: illegal.

[pico]

if you take a piss on the street: legal
if you take a piss on the street and there is a cop: illegal

[pico]

damn justin, you beat me to it

[DrStale]

Marijuana use (medicinal or not)
Killing people (self-defense)
Drinking alcohol/smoking cigarettes (dependant on age)

Im sure there are more, and sex is probably the best example as the differences between the illegal and legal aspects of what ive listed are pretty cut and dry, though pot should definitely be legalized

[DrStale]

if you take a piss on the street: legal

Uh, definitely still illegal.

[losturmarbles]

$50? that's all? hmmm... pics please.

[icakaric]

to **** a fine hoocker - 100€, to **** a fine girl for which you waited over half a year - priceless.

[SlickFazzer]

solid info guys, thanks.

[The HG]

how about these:

tripping balls because you want to get fukked up: illegal
tripping balls because it's part of your religion: legal


not showing up for a war because you believe war is morally wrong: illegal
not showing up for a war because war is against your religion: legal

[reno cool]

what is that religion hg?

[Bread]

I love tripping balls.

Loving to trip balls - legal.
Tripping balls - illegal.


Love should never be illegal.

[pico]

ponzi scheme: illegal
ponzi scheme backed by US gov: legal

[pico]

loaning out money you don't have and collect interest: illegal
loaning out money you don't have and collect interest with a bank charter: legal

[DwightShrute]

Alaska:. It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

California:. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Connecticut:
1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Illinois. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Kentucky:
1. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
2. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.


- Massachusetts:
1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
4. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

New Mexico:
1. Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

North Dakota:
1. Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.


- Oklahoma:
1. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
2. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
3. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Texas:
1. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
2. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Washington:
1. All lollipops are banned.

[pavyracer]

Pooping and pissing can be legal or illegal acts. You do it at your house it is legal. You do it in public in plain view under a tree is illegal.

[DrStale]

loaning out money you don't have and collect interest: illegal
loaning out money you don't have and collect interest with a bank charter: legal

Nice.

[pico]

kicking people out and squatting and call it your own country: illegal
kicking people out and squatting and call it your own country by blackmailing UN: legal

[bettilimbroke999]

Spending money on a whore to have sex with her legal

Giving money to a whore to have sex with her illegal

Giving lots of money to a whore in Nevada brothel for sex legal

Just the way the world works, no logic at all

[Todd2122]

I think anything could be illegal at some point, even breathing. Call a girl and just breath into the phone when she answers. I believe, if done enough, that would be considered harassment.

[MonkeyF0cker]

what is that religion hg?

Peyote: Native American Church

[reno cool]

I mean the war part. Is there a religion that the govt would excuse you from war for?

[RogueJuror]

I mean the war part. Is there a religion that the govt would excuse you from war for?

jehova's witness

[reno cool]

so jehova's witness cannot be drafted or forced to go to war? Ah good to know. I guess if they really wanted to draft them they would pass a special law.

[BrentCrude]

Where have you posters been?????

Just about anything you wanted to do about 100 years ago before Woodrow Wilson and FDR started the socialist democrat progressive movement= LEGAL,just about anything after Obama finishes that job in the next 7 1/2 years,ILLEGAL!!!

Did you hear the one where Obama is going to get a tax placed on chocolate or any other flavored milk.Soda will be taxed and flavored and light cigarettes are set to be banned soon.It will be illegal not to have health insurance coverage.I hate to be Mr.cold shower all the time putting a damper on things like an old fogey but what I say about all this stuff is true.You don't have to be a rocket scientist or brain surgeon to be a good witness and judge as to what's happening.

Hell,you can't even order real french fries in New York City anymore.The non vegetable oil doesn't work or taste as well no matter what they tell you.One guy that was in WW2 said the kind of oils we are forced to use today that's made out of Canola is awful for your health and they used to use it as an industrial lubricant in WW2.

It started June 1st where you can no longer cross the border back into the USA without a passport when you took a trip to Canada.

[pico]

good point brent

opium early this century: legal
opium now: illegal

same goes for cocaine, herione, weed, lsd...

[BrentCrude]

I mean the war part. Is there a religion that the govt would excuse you from war for?

Reno Cool,so do you live real close to the defunct Mile High greyhound track in Commerce City is it by Denver?Wow,that was a shock to me when that place went dark.I have relatives throughout that area and back in the day that was a good track.If dog racing can't make it there anymore you might as well say the industry is dead.

Do you still have the giant flea market near the track?

[rookie]

Hell,you can't even order real french fries in New York City anymore.The non vegetable oil doesn't work or taste as well no matter what they tell you.One guy that was in WW2 said the kind of oils we are forced to use today that's made out of Canola is awful for your health and they used to use it as an industrial lubricant in WW2.

Mr Health-conscious french fries eater,

Canola was derived from rapeseed in 1970s- long after WW2 ended. Being a WW2 vet doesn't make one a health expert.

Then you go to the el cheapo discount mega store and see the cheap tasty food guys like that takes zero time to prepare.You get those Maria Callendar or Stouffer's huge 6# lasagnas for $8.99 and you buy bags of shredded cheddar and mozzarella to glob on them which are 99 cents per half pound this week.Then you get bags of Armor meat balls when they are on sale for $5.99 for 3 pounds and you douse them with Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce for a buck and a quarter a bottle.You buy bags of generic frozen fries and tator wedges of every sort for 5 pound bags for $1.89 and you deep fry them in a fry daddy.Then for desert they had these huge 3 pound rocky road chock full of nuts and chocolate and vanilla heavy creams for $2.99 a pop. Walla,you have edible food and not old womans food that's crap!!!!

After writing the above post, do you really think you have a moral right to talk about healthy food ?

[20Four7]

Sex with your girlfriend: LEGAL

Playing a girl $50 dollars to have sex: ILLEGAL

Its the same act in both cases....wtf..

these laws are pointless.....

In canada both are legal.... now communicating for the purposes of prositution is illegal.... living off the avails of prositution is illegal... keeping a common bawdy house illegal......

[james4512]

sex with a girl that is 17 and 255 days old and your 21 ILLEGAL
sex with a girl that is 18 and your 21 is LEGAL

yeah people make it seem like sex is some kind of sacred thing, when in reality it really isnt and i hate girls who feel like it is

[losturmarbles]

sex with a girl that is 17 and 255 days old and your 21 ILLEGAL
sex with a girl that is 18 and your 21 is LEGAL

yeah people make it seem like sex is some kind of sacred thing, when in reality it really isnt and i hate girls who feel like it is

actually the first one is legal in most states