Question For Mr Rogue Scholar

RogueScholar · 06-19-09, 03:58 PM

I'd only reveal it if they refused to pay my extortion demands. I don't see why people should be ashamed of sex, and if they want to live that way, then I think I should be compensated for the insult. I mean, seriously, who doesn't wanna sleep with me and shout it from the rooftops?

Bread · 06-19-09, 03:59 PM

I think I like where this thread is headed

englishmike · 06-19-09, 03:59 PM

I shall pass this information on to Tacomax imminently.

RogueScholar · 06-19-09, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by Bread

I think I like where this thread is headed

Well, I think I still have to get some integrity points for this answer. First of all, I get very attached to the people I make love to, so the hypothetical itself of "falling out" with a lover on the forum would have to involve some sort of treachery or betrayal. If that did indeed take place, I can guarantee you that extortion would be the first direction my scorned mind would go.

So even at the risk of being jilted by my various forum crushes at the Bash, I gave a completely honest answer to the question put before me. For the record though, I don't even own a digital camera, so I think those that want to fool around with me at the Bash are totally in the clear. I look forward to any such situations that present themselves, and as we all know by now, I'm very oral.

englishmike · 06-19-09, 04:28 PM

I have a digital camera.

Bread · 06-19-09, 04:30 PM

Fukk you Mike I just hit my head on the keyboard laughing.

englishmike · 06-19-09, 04:34 PM

You've got a mind like a dirt track Crumbs. I've got a digital camera, how you think that somehow implies I want to take pictures of Rogie gently caressing and licking and bringing my cute uncut penis to life is pretty sick to me and quite frankly, I don't think it's funny.

Matt Rain · 06-19-09, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by englishmike

I have a digital camera.

If things go well when I meet RS in Oakland on Aug. 15, I will gladly provide digital pics for all to enjoy and gossip about.

I'm curious to find out about Roguie's... weed. Haha.

Bread · 06-19-09, 05:10 PM

Matty, I know it's out of your comfort zone, but just for me, please take off your shades when you have a mouthful going on.

It's an intimate request, I know.

Matt Rain · 06-19-09, 05:16 PM

Sure thing sweetie.

wtf · 06-19-09, 05:17 PM

most amazing transformation since BP became a nice guy

em goes from rs hater to LITERAL rs lover in about a week

englishmike · 06-19-09, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by wtf

most amazing transformation since BP became a nice guy

em goes from rs hater to LITERAL rs lover in about a week

Mr Scholar and myself decided to resolve our differences in a mature and respectful manner.

All that's left for perfect harmony is for you and Bread to put the past behind you and for you to accept he kicked your fukkin ass son.

Regards

Mike and Scholar.

Matt Rain · 06-19-09, 05:44 PM

I love you englishmike (no homo - yet).

If Mike Weir wins it all this weekend, I'm naming my first born after you. My Mom will not be happy about that.

englishmike · 06-19-09, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by Matt Rain

I love you englishmike (no homo - yet).

If Mike Weir wins it all this weekend, I'm naming my first born after you. My Mom will not be happy about that.

Did you back all four? Goosen, Weir, Fisher and Ogilvy?

i haven't shouted it yet but I can't beileve how well things are going, so much so I'm keeping my mouth firmly shut, other than to say I have 129-1 about Weir and 169-1 about Fisher with Goosen and Ogilvy probably going to make the cut, Goosen has just got it back to two over.

What did you play?

Matt Rain · 06-19-09, 06:17 PM

I have all four plus pavy's Adam Scott pick. I'm heavier on Weir and Weir Top 5 and Weir without Woods (duh). If he wins, I can buy a new Mustang. I won't, just sayin'.

129-1? Good Lord. I really need to deposit at Betfair.

englishmike · 06-19-09, 06:24 PM

The day after I put it on he was 140 and Goosen was 65.

You do need a Betfair account if you're a golf bettor.

Mudcat · 06-19-09, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by RogueScholar

I mean, seriously, who doesn't wanna sleep with me and shout it from the rooftops?

That deserves an, "Atta boy!"

Matt Rain · 06-19-09, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat;195****

That deserves an, "Atta boy!"

wtf · 06-19-09, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by englishmike

Did you back all four? Goosen, Weir, Fisher and Ogilvy?

i haven't shouted it yet but I can't beileve how well things are going, so much so I'm keeping my mouth firmly shut, other than to say I have 129-1 about Weir and 169-1 about Fisher with Goosen and Ogilvy probably going to make the cut, Goosen has just got it back to two over.

What did you play?

yea bread has a bigger mouth than me, i grant him that

doesnt mean he prevails

he was voted last years most hated poster for a good reason, and i didnt even vote for him

MonkeyF0cker · 06-19-09, 06:45 PM

If there were a most useless poster poll, certainly you'd be right up there with Onthewhat, wtf.

wtf · 06-19-09, 06:50 PM

yes monkeyhomo we get it

u dont like me or most anyone that doesnt lick your buffet filled ass

MonkeyF0cker · 06-19-09, 06:51 PM

No. I just don't like worthless fuks. There are plenty of people that I dislike but respect their opinion. You're not one of those people. You bring absolutely nothing worthwhile.

wtf · 06-19-09, 06:54 PM

someday when you grow up you will realize your the worthless big mouth

i employ people and provide them with careers

what do you do?

oh yea warm the seat of the hilton sports book all day

yea your so important

Matt Rain · 06-19-09, 06:55 PM

Hi wtf. Go away wtf.

wtf · 06-19-09, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by Matt Rain

Hi wtf. Go away wtf.

sure the moment u leave

MonkeyF0cker · 06-19-09, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by wtf

someday when you grow up you will realize your the worthless big mouth

i employ people and provide them with careers

what do you do?

oh yea warm the seat of the hilton sports book all day

yea your so important

Employing people certainly has a lot to do with this forum....

BTW, genius... your ≠ you're

durito · 06-19-09, 07:09 PM

he isn't capable of learning that one

tacomax · 06-19-09, 07:12 PM

Here you go wtf - lesson #1:

Your fellow posters call you a twat because you're actually a twat.

tacomax · 06-19-09, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by englishmike

Mr Scholar,

Today's question is one of integrity.

Hypothetically, you sleep with a poster at the bash and said poster begs anonymity after he realizes the following day you were taking pictures of each other and you can prove said liaison.

A week later you have a falling out on the board with said poster.

Do you reveal the secret?

Regards

Bi-Curious of L.A.

Typo, mikey.

Bread · 06-19-09, 07:15 PM

Who hates me here? Nobody that's who.

wtf, I like you.

englishmike · 06-19-09, 07:17 PM

There's a good chance i'll be buy-sexual in Vegas taco.