The art of total compromise.BS ing yourself into thinking you have the perfect woman!

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    The art of total compromise.BS ing yourself into thinking you have the perfect woman!
    How much convincing do most guys here have to do to think they have the perfect woman?Guys have to drink to have a depressant to mellow out to convince themselves of that. How many times a day do you hide something you are doing because you know your gal would not approve of it.It can even be something you know will benefit you or you and her combined but you could never convince your gal it would because that's just the way women are.How many times do guys voice their disapproval when their gal does something they don't approve of where you get your way without being hit over the head with a frying pan.Men are forced to change their ways even when it goes against their will.

    When you start getting older where your hormones don't call the shots ,don't you just tell yourself that women almost always are full of crap and haven't an original thought in their mind!Women do not think outside the box at all.They are pre programmed to do the Oprah groupthink routine.What's worse is that guys convince themselves to become that way against their better judgement just because it will score brownie points with the women.Hell,that's how Obama got elected.How can any rational guy especially one that has the gambling gene not be a libertarian where voting either democrat or republican repulses you.When you vote for either party,you are just voting in another nag of a woman into your life to scold,lecture and boss you around.So now you not only have the old lady riding your ass,you have some sorry ass poverty pimp riding your ass too.hehe!

    Then you have the women that give you the LOOK and get all twisted in the face with their nose bent all out of shape where the tears well up and they go into pout mode.That takes place when they see a guy having fun with something that might not be totally legal like blowing off fireworks on the 4th of July a mile away from anyone who gives a squat about noise.That's the ''FFLF'' female fun limitation factor.

    Are there any guys that agree with me on this where you have thought of joining the he man woman haters club after being totally pussy whipped?

    I swear women have a gene where it makes them think that the maximum amount of effort a guy puts into something should yield the smallest possible return and he should be happy about it.
  • durito
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-03-06
    • 13173

    #2
    It's ok that you are a virgin brent.
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    • MrMonkey
      SBR MVP
      • 11-09-08
      • 2278

      #3
      My friend enjoy being pussy whipped like I do or start going clubbing with Rogue Scholar! You have to learn to take it in the ass one way or the other! Good luck with everything!
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      • Razz_Donkey
        SBR MVP
        • 12-27-08
        • 1756

        #4
        Originally posted by BrentCrude
        How much convincing do most guys here have to do to think they have the perfect woman?
        Zero. I don't put up with any of the typical relationship patterns and don't talk myself into staying with a girl who tells me what to do, which is precisely why I'm single at the moment.
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        • Junkyard Dog
          SBR MVP
          • 03-12-07
          • 4552

          #5
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          • Willie Bee
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-14-06
            • 15726

            #6
            Originally posted by MrMonkey
            You have to learn to take it in the ass one way or the other!
            SeƱor Chango understands the world and how it works.
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            • Bread
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-16-08
              • 23726

              #7
              Right on Brent Crude! This is why I'm recently single again. My wife wouldn't allow me to drink or gamble or have threesomes with other hot chicks or anything! So I had to show her what's up!
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              • BrentCrude
                SBR MVP
                • 11-16-05
                • 4665

                #8
                Another observation on women!

                The last month was the time of year for alot of graduation parties and wedding receptions if you have alot of relatives.One thing I noticed was that women absolutely hate the thought that store bought processed food is better and cheaper than their home cooked congealed slop.Women go though great pains to produce the kind of crap food men hate.It's like the creamy and void of taste jiggly off color crap food that Clark Grisswald and Cousin Eddy ate at the dump of a casino buffet in Vegas Vacation.

                You can swear with home cooked party and celebration food that there are grey hairs ''god,I hope from the head only'' and pimple popped mole juice from their hairy moles saturated in the food.They prepare this stuff all week before the party.


                Then you go to the el cheapo discount mega store and see the cheap tasty food guys like that takes zero time to prepare.You get those Maria Callendar or Stouffer's huge 6# lasagnas for $8.99 and you buy bags of shredded cheddar and mozzarella to glob on them which are 99 cents per half pound this week.Then you get bags of Armor meat balls when they are on sale for $5.99 for 3 pounds and you douse them with Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce for a buck and a quarter a bottle.You buy bags of generic frozen fries and tator wedges of every sort for 5 pound bags for $1.89 and you deep fry them in a fry daddy.Then for desert they had these huge 3 pound rocky road chock full of nuts and chocolate and vanilla heavy creams for $2.99 a pop. Walla,you have edible food and not old womans food that's crap!!!!

                Then everyone has to go through the motion of telling how good Aunt Hellen's jello mold or casserole was that sincerely sucked!!! Are women really good at anything?I swear,guys are even better at supposed womens stuff these days!
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                • The Prick
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-31-05
                  • 4965

                  #9
                  this brent dude knows a thing or three
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