Alright - so I decided to go "green" a couple months back. I've "gone green" with lots of products but not every thing. One of the product changes I've made is toilet paper. I figure if I'm going to take shit from people for "going green" then at least I should have better toilet paper than them....'cept it sucks.
A couple weeks back I had to take a major load. I mean a serious one, the kind where you go to take a shit and it takes longer to clean yourself than to poop it all out. So I took the shit, and I got some of my "green" toilet paper which immediately becomes brown, but that's beside the point.
So, I'm going to town on my ass, and wiping away - when all of a sudden my fingers go right through the toilet paper and up my ass. It was quite shocking because I've never done something like that before - but I must admit - it felt pretty damn good. The following days after that, I started using a soft toothbrush and the sensation is so incredible. I've now moved up all the way to harder bristles just to be able to experience that same pleasure. I'm having troubles trying to get rid of this addiction. I never figured I'd be a little Queer-berry but one little slip has changed my life.
Anyway, right now I'm at the point of no return. Do I try and quit cold turkey or do I move up to Black cock. The harder bristles aren't working anymore and I'm really starting to worry that I'll have to pay some random Black douche 100 bucks just to let him slip his tip into my anus.
You seem to be a man of reason when it comes to these serious issues. Any advice, vato? I'm scared.
Thanks, guy.
A couple weeks back I had to take a major load. I mean a serious one, the kind where you go to take a shit and it takes longer to clean yourself than to poop it all out. So I took the shit, and I got some of my "green" toilet paper which immediately becomes brown, but that's beside the point.
So, I'm going to town on my ass, and wiping away - when all of a sudden my fingers go right through the toilet paper and up my ass. It was quite shocking because I've never done something like that before - but I must admit - it felt pretty damn good. The following days after that, I started using a soft toothbrush and the sensation is so incredible. I've now moved up all the way to harder bristles just to be able to experience that same pleasure. I'm having troubles trying to get rid of this addiction. I never figured I'd be a little Queer-berry but one little slip has changed my life.
Anyway, right now I'm at the point of no return. Do I try and quit cold turkey or do I move up to Black cock. The harder bristles aren't working anymore and I'm really starting to worry that I'll have to pay some random Black douche 100 bucks just to let him slip his tip into my anus.
You seem to be a man of reason when it comes to these serious issues. Any advice, vato? I'm scared.
Thanks, guy.