Flushing out my intestines.

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  • Minkus
    Restricted User
    • 06-16-09
    • 1003

    #1
    Flushing out my intestines.
    I started today.
    Drinking ONLY water and eatting a lot of yogurt.

    I believe it will make me feel healthier

    any suggestions
  • Willie Bee
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-14-06
    • 15726

    #2
    Will need a laptop to power post from the head. God bless.
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    • Fischnasty
      SBR MVP
      • 02-10-09
      • 1931

      #3
      Originally posted by Minkus
      any suggestions
      yeah. dont do this.
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      • CaneDawg
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-25-08
        • 6256

        #4
        add a tablespoon of organic apple cider vingar to each glass of water...this will flush your liver

        then do a colon cleanse
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        • Pecos Bill
          SBR MVP
          • 05-27-09
          • 1958

          #5
          Do a coffee enema and shove some donuts up there while your at it.
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          • englishmike
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-19-08
            • 5279

            #6
            If it works, give poster Richkas the recipe.
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            • Pecos Bill
              SBR MVP
              • 05-27-09
              • 1958

              #7
              Or you can go to a local mexican street food place for a good intestinal cleansing.

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              • Minkus
                Restricted User
                • 06-16-09
                • 1003

                #8
                yeh mexican food will do the trick. if it does nto kill me
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                • DrStale
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-07-08
                  • 9692

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CaneDawg
                  add a tablespoon of organic apple cider vingar to each glass of water...this will flush your liver

                  then do a colon cleanse

                  Agree. Apple cider vinegar is good for a lot of things related to cleansing your system, good for your stomach and esophagus as well.
                  Originally posted by Dark Horse
                  If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                  • Pecos Bill
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-27-09
                    • 1958

                    #10
                    When i was in rehab, they gave me epsom salt and olive oil and grape fruit juice to cleanse my liver.I only ate an apple all day cuz the epsom salt eliminates your hunger.I remember i shat little green balls, fvck loads of them..they told me they were from my gall bladder or liver i dont remember.
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                    • pavyracer
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82907

                      #11
                      Mix one pint of plain yogurt with six tablespoons of sea salt and 2 pints of spring water. Take the juice of 4 medium size cucumbers and mix it to the previous mixture stirring slowly. When all the liquids are mixed together sprinkle one teaspoon of dry mint leaves in the mixture. Chill the liquids for 24 hrs in refrigerator and drink one glass of the drink mixture every 6 hrs until your intestine flushes.
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                      • BGS 9.5
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-10-08
                        • 4628

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                        Mix one pint of plain yogurt with six tablespoons of sea salt and 2 pints of spring water. Take the juice of 4 medium size cucumbers and mix it to the previous mixture stirring slowly. When all the liquids are mixed together sprinkle one teaspoon of dry mint leaves in the mixture. Chill the liquids for 24 hrs in refrigerator and drink one glass of the drink mixture every 6 hrs until your intestine flushes.
                        On a serious note, is this true, or just some whoreshit you heard?

                        Inquiring minds want to know
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                        • CaneDawg
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-25-08
                          • 6256

                          #13
                          pavy only speaks the truth....try it
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                          • BeatTheJerk
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 08-19-07
                            • 31794

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                            Or you can go to a local mexican street food place for a good intestinal cleansing.

                            Hey Pecos those portable lunch trucks are called the "roach coach" where I reside .................. Most things on there will literally keep you a day home from work if your a typical gringo.
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                            • TheIntegrityKid
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-08-09
                              • 3063

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                              Mix one pint of plain yogurt with six tablespoons of sea salt and 2 pints of spring water. Take the juice of 4 medium size cucumbers and mix it to the previous mixture stirring slowly. When all the liquids are mixed together sprinkle one teaspoon of dry mint leaves in the mixture. Chill the liquids for 24 hrs in refrigerator and drink one glass of the drink mixture every 6 hrs until your intestine flushes.

                              before or after he uses the cucumbers pecos bill style?


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                              • KingRevolver
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-05-09
                                • 5293

                                #16
                                Those roach coaches are bad ass.
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                                • Willie Bee
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 02-14-06
                                  • 15726

                                  #17
                                  Mexican food from a roach coach wouldn't affect me at all. However, it's my firm belief that they could import river water from Rajamundry, India, to America, bottle it and sell it for $20 a pint to 90% as a sure-fire, 10-pound loss weight drink.
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