Did IWIN join the police academy?

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  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #1
    Did IWIN join the police academy?
    where the hell is he?
  • onthewhat
    Restricted User
    • 05-14-08
    • 15411

    #2
    I think he lost his shirt gambling
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    • SlickFazzer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-22-08
      • 20209

      #3
      its sad to see guys lose it all....and it seems to be happening
      on a weekly basis around here....

      SBR is starting to depress me.
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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        heard he was the batboy for the peoria chiefs minor league team
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        • Bread
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-16-08
          • 23726

          #5
          His latest Trailer Girl has him locked up in a cage behind all the trash in "that room you never go in when inside a trailer."

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          • SlickFazzer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-08
            • 20209

            #6
            Bread
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            • Minkus
              Restricted User
              • 06-16-09
              • 1003

              #7
              Cops are all Pigs and scum of the earth. He is most likly sucking the captains Twat, begging for a badge and a gun.
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              • durito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-03-06
                • 13173

                #8
                Originally posted by Minkus
                Cops are all Pigs and scum of the earth. He is most likly sucking the captains Twat, begging for a badge and a gun.
                Hey look the village idiot, dagger kobe is back.
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                • Bread
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-16-08
                  • 23726

                  #9
                  No shit Durito?

                  First Emmett Brown gets exposed as fat C&D, now this??


                  LOL I say. LOL.
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82840

                    #10
                    Willie Bee is gonna be busy again trying to weed the ghosts off.
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                    • durito
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-03-06
                      • 13173

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bread
                      No shit Durito?

                      First Emmett Brown gets exposed as fat C&D, now this??


                      LOL I say. LOL.
                      dunno, but daggerkobe really hates cops or pigs as he calls them.
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                      • englishmike
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-19-08
                        • 5279

                        #12
                        Crumbs, I have anger issues.

                        Iwins chick was hot, the one he took to the bash, absolutely perfectly formed breasts, and she knew i was looking, didn't faze her.
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                        • Bread
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-16-08
                          • 23726

                          #13
                          EM that's all fine and dandy, but what do your anger issues have to do with staring down Iwin's ex's perfectly formed boobulars?

                          Or were you just making to distinctly different points?
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                          • englishmike
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-19-08
                            • 5279

                            #14
                            I was making two points, but to go with the second, she was fukkin cute.

                            Broke Iwins heart I'd guess, never been the same since, and who could blame him? She had very soft skin and her breasts were not only shapely, they were a perfect size with just a hint of aureole showing. I don't wish to bring up stuff that would upset Iwin but she had a radiant smile and very cute calves, and she had a cute little birthmark thingy on her forearm. It's horrible when the girl you love leaves and if I can help Iwin I will, he must really miss those soft butterfly kisses from those oh so sensual lips and the touch from those oh so feminine hands.

                            I didn't really notice her but I don't blame him for missing her.
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                            • wtf
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-22-08
                              • 12983

                              #15
                              good thing you didnt notice her EM

                              or you could have been accused of a creepy gawker
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                              • Bread
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-16-08
                                • 23726

                                #16
                                IWYM is not a good looking man like you and I, EM. It's a terrble thought because he's so damn young, but that could very well be the best looking lady he is ever with in his life!!

                                How depressing.

                                But back to her chesticles. Did they jiggle just a bit when she walked by?
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                                • Emmett Brown
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 04-27-09
                                  • 425

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Bread
                                  No shit Durito?

                                  First Emmett Brown gets exposed as fat C&D, now this??


                                  LOL I say. LOL.
                                  I warned you not to say my name. I warned you not to stalk me. Call me A&B C&D E&F if it makes you feel better. Dont say the name Emmett anymore on this forum or Im going to make you cry. I will ruin your home boy
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                                  • Shark79
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-19-07
                                    • 11211

                                    #18
                                    I think he actually joined the GETAJOB ACADEMY.
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                                    • pavyracer
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82840

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Shark79
                                      I think he actually joined the GETAJOB ACADEMY.
                                      Exactly. No more mooching on parents.
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                                      • englishmike
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-19-08
                                        • 5279

                                        #20
                                        OK Crumbs, I'm being serious now. She had very firm breasts but she was wearing some sort of bra that basically showed off everything to just above the nipple, so the shape was very long but not too big, these were perky titties. Everytime she caught me looking she just looked as if to say: 'this is not gonna work out for you but your boobie staring is turning me on.'

                                        I got that vibe.

                                        Iwin....confirm or deny please, i'll readjust my whacking off material.
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                                        • Shark79
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-19-07
                                          • 11211

                                          #21
                                          There goes the idea of taking the wife to Vegas ... Thank You EM for making this an easy decision.
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                                          • pavyracer
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 04-12-07
                                            • 82840

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Shark79
                                            There goes the idea of taking the wife to Vegas ... Thank You EM for making this an easy decision.
                                            Take her there but book her at another hotel. My wife will be staying at another hotel away from the SBR perverts.
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                                            • BGS 9.5
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-10-08
                                              • 4628

                                              #23
                                              Hanging out at the glory hole looking for some spare parlay change is my guess.....
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                                              • englishmike
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-19-08
                                                • 5279

                                                #24
                                                North Dakota?
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                                                • Bread
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-16-08
                                                  • 23726

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Emmett Brown
                                                  I warned you not to say my name. I warned you not to stalk me. Call me A&B C&D E&F if it makes you feel better. Dont say the name Emmett anymore on this forum or Im going to make you cry. I will ruin your home boy

                                                  Emmett Brown

                                                  OH NO WHAT NOW!?!?
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                                                  • Bread
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-16-08
                                                    • 23726

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by englishmike
                                                    OK Crumbs, I'm being serious now. She had very firm breasts but she was wearing some sort of bra that basically showed off everything to just above the nipple, so the shape was very long but not too big, these were perky titties. Everytime she caught me looking she just looked as if to say: 'this is not gonna work out for you but your boobie staring is turning me on.'

                                                    I got that vibe.

                                                    Iwin....confirm or deny please, i'll readjust my whacking off material.

                                                    You should write for Penthouse or something Mike. The way you put that story together made me slightly chub up. Which means that Slickfazzer probably had a full blown explosion in his fundies.
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                                                    • Emmett Brown
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 04-27-09
                                                      • 425

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Bread
                                                      Emmett Brown

                                                      OH NO WHAT NOW!?!?



                                                      lmfao. Let me show you how to stalk a stalker. You're not going to want to post here anymore. Ill be watching you. This is what you'll be seeing everytime you make a post on SBR forum.
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                                                      • englishmike
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-19-08
                                                        • 5279

                                                        #28
                                                        Size is irrelevant when it comes to perkiness Crumbs. You know this.
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                                                        • Bread
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-16-08
                                                          • 23726

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Emmett Brown



                                                          lmfao. Let me show you how to stalk a stalker. You're not going to want to post here anymore. Ill be watching you. This is what you'll be seeing everytime you make a post on SBR forum.
                                                          Yep. You just ruined me alright.

                                                          Hey slobbo, here is a real Internet Tough Guy picture for you to use in the future. What a goddam stud!

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                                                          • Bread
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-16-08
                                                            • 23726

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by englishmike
                                                            Size is irrelevant when it comes to perkiness Crumbs. You know this.

                                                            Mike...what if I told you that I have her Myspace and maybe thinking about having her fly out and stay at a different hotel?
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                                                            • englishmike
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-19-08
                                                              • 5279

                                                              #31
                                                              My answer would be: 'How much do you want for the myspace info' ?
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                                                              • Emmett Brown
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 04-27-09
                                                                • 425

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Bread
                                                                Yep. You just ruined me alright.

                                                                Hey slobbo, here is a real Internet Tough Guy picture for you to use in the future. What a goddam stud!

                                                                I own your life now



                                                                Yo moldy when is your next injection? You have been diagnosed by the DOC@! SEE BELOW

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                                                                • wtf
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 08-22-08
                                                                  • 12983

                                                                  #33
                                                                  looks like you met your match bread, your doomed!
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                                                                  • Emmett Brown
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 04-27-09
                                                                    • 425

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by wtf
                                                                    looks like you met your match bread, your doomed!
                                                                    I gave him fair warning not to stalk me. He chose his path
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                                                                    • unknown Gambler
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 11-11-08
                                                                      • 758

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Emmett, He beat Pavyracer into submission about a month ago, you`ll need more in your arsenal then those silly pictures to take him out.
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