Pecos Bill=VegasDave

UntilTheNDofTimE · 06-17-09, 04:11 AM

Dave never said shit that ignorant

betplom · 06-17-09, 04:11 AM

So you're here all week eh?

RogueJuror · 06-17-09, 04:12 AM

I saw Davey's ***?

unknown Gambler · 06-17-09, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by tacomax

How fukkin' obvious

Before he got here he was power posting at the eog, so i dont think so!

tacomax · 06-17-09, 04:24 AM

Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE

Dave never said shit that ignorant

And they say that people from America don't understand sarcasm. Unreal.

tacomax · 06-17-09, 04:25 AM

Originally posted by betplom

So you're here all week eh?

Yeah. Got a problem with it?

pico · 06-17-09, 05:06 AM

any proof?

L2Gunz · 06-17-09, 08:16 AM

no fukkn way...vegasdave is too in love w/ the Hewitt chic...he would never talk about the stupid stuff PecosBilly talks about

Mudcat · 06-17-09, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by tacomax

And they say that people from America don't understand sarcasm. Unreal.

Now why do you say that?

Deuce · 06-17-09, 08:53 AM

Billy already made a video snorting blow. Was same guy he had in avatar and not VD.

Mudcat · 06-17-09, 08:55 AM

Wow.

Matt Rain · 06-17-09, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

Billy already made a video snorting blow. Was same guy he had in avatar and not VD.

You're so gullible.

Deuce · 06-17-09, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by Matt Rain

You're so gullible.

Flour, pixie sticks? Wtf are you trying to say pal? Are you telling me JJ doesn't snort coke in videos?

Bread · 06-17-09, 09:06 AM

Deucey, stick to the hockey, retarded politics and sending me semi-nude photos of that hot broad.

Underlying comedy is not your thing.

Matt Rain · 06-17-09, 09:07 AM

We at SBR are not big on reading comprehension skills.

Matt Rain · 06-17-09, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by Matt Rain

We at SBR are not big on reading comprehension skills.

What?

KingRevolver · 06-17-09, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Deucey, stick to the hockey, retarded politics and sending me semi-nude photos of that hot broad.

Underlying comedy is not your thing.

smitch124 · 06-17-09, 11:51 AM

No, Vegas Dave is really Pecos Bill

VegasDave · 06-17-09, 11:53 AM

I was going to name my ghost VegasDaveII, but I thought he deserved a new name...

jjgold · 06-17-09, 11:55 AM

I never try to speculate who is ghosting, actually silly

I post to the thread

L2Gunz · 06-17-09, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I never try to speculate who is ghosting, actually silly

I post to the thread

im sure you dont..since you have like at least 10 ghost yourself..

JJ=Legend

The HG · 06-17-09, 02:13 PM

not likely

"Pecos Bill" rants with hatred about gringo rednecks
VegasDave is a gringo redneck

That would be VERY sophisticated (and impressive) ghosting. Possible, but not likely.

VegasDave · 06-17-09, 02:28 PM

I am not VegasDave.

Vegas Dave has said he has a girlfriend. I don't believe that it is wise to have girlfriends because despite the fact that they are fun to play with and do things with they also create many problems. But I don't know this from experience only what I have read and heard.

I bought a girl online that just came today. Some might call it a "blow-up doll" but I don't think that is accurate as she deserves more respect then that. So after I got done blowing her up I was caressing her legs and giving her soft kisses on the neck and shoulders. They love it when you do that.

As I was whispering sweet nothings into her ear, I realized that I wasn't getting aroused. Was there something wrong with me? I had this young, supple plastic doll in front of me but I couldn't make anything happen for her. Embarrassed, I went in my room and locked my door and cried. She's still out there on the couch, probably judging me.

VegasDave · 06-17-09, 02:30 PM

Damn, forgot to sign into my other account!

blittydeuce · 06-17-09, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by VegasDave

I am not VegasDave.

Vegas Dave has said he has a girlfriend. I don't believe that it is wise to have girlfriends because despite the fact that they are fun to play with and do things with they also create many problems. But I don't know this from experience only what I have read and heard.

I bought a girl online that just came today. Some might call it a "blow-up doll" but I don't think that is accurate as she deserves more respect then that. So after I got done blowing her up I was caressing her legs and giving her soft kisses on the neck and shoulders. They love it when you do that.

As I was whispering sweet nothings into her ear, I realized that I wasn't getting aroused. Was there something wrong with me? I had this young, supple plastic doll in front of me but I couldn't make anything happen for her. Embarrassed, I went in my room and locked my door and cried. She's still out there on the couch, probably judging me.

Sure Dave...we all know that you violated all 3 orifices on that doll

Matt Rain · 06-17-09, 02:31 PM

It's no fun when you have to explain it, but what the hell.

VegasDave = sweet, mild-mannered guy who is passionate about sports
Pecos Bill = not sweet, not mild-mannered guy who is passionate about semen

Hypothesizing their very improbable affiliation makes for good light-hearted comedy.

You can chuckle now.

Ok, now stop. Carry on with your life.