Ask Yourself: What would Pecos do?

[KingRevolver]

1. Let's say you're in High School and you're walking to class and you walk in and see a male teacher and a female student having sex? Ask yourself...What would Pecos do?


2. You're at a bank ATM and you were able to see the PIN of the person in front of you. As the person is leaving, they drop their debit card on the ground and keep walking. What would Pecos do?


3. You're driving down the highway in a very desolate area and you have to take a serious shit. You're afraid to get out of your car since it's night time but there's nothing for another 98.9 miles. What would Pecos do?

4. You're walkin' behind a MILF and her little kid. The kid drops something and the MILF turns around to pick it up and ends up exposing her big rack. The kid is looking RIGHT AT YOU. What would Pecos do?


Any creative answers?

[Razz_Donkey]

1. Walking in on the teacher/student sexcapade: Pecos says, "wait right there, I'll need a cucumber from the cafeteria, be back shortly."

2. Acquiring ATM and pin of a stranger: Pecos kindly runs after the stranger saying, "excuse me miss, I believe you dropped your debit card." Then while the stranger is overwhelmed by joy Pecos throws a wild haymaker to the left temple and steals her purse. The $26.53 retrieved is quickly spent around the corner on illicit drugs, but not before an epic scene applying lipstick (also found in the purse) in a buffalo bill / silence of lambs scene that would make even RogueScholar uncomfortable.

3. Can't drive 55 (and crap at the same time): Easy one. Pecos rolls with dirty laundry at all times. Simply launch the brown October and reach into the back seat for a fresher pair of week old undies.

4. Awkward scene with a MILF: Same as number one.

Pecos, we love you bud.

[TheIntegrityKid]

1. Let's say you're in High School and you're walking to class and you walk in and see a male teacher and a female student having sex? Ask yourself...What would Pecos do?


2. You're at a bank ATM and you were able to see the PIN of the person in front of you. As the person is leaving, they drop their debit card on the ground and keep walking. What would Pecos do?


3. You're driving down the highway in a very desolate area and you have to take a serious shit. You're afraid to get out of your car since it's night time but there's nothing for another 98.9 miles. What would Pecos do?

4. You're walkin' behind a MILF and her little kid. The kid drops something and the MILF turns around to pick it up and ends up exposing her big rack. The kid is looking RIGHT AT YOU. What would Pecos do?


Any creative answers?

1. Waits til the male teacher teacher is done fukkin the student and asks to taste her pussy off his dick

2. Withdraws the money so he can pay above teacher and student to fukk again so he can repeat number 1

3. Pecos shits himself and proceeds to eat it, because after all, he is hungry and there is nothing for another 98.9 miles

4. Excuse me mam, you dropped your debit card. Pecos then inserts the debit card in between her as if it was a credit card machine. And giggles to himself before running off to eat some more of his shit!

I'm sorry, I don't know what you were looking for with this, but I just tried to get as ridiculous as I can with it...