Have any of you ever considered suicide?

[KingRevolver]

sucide= a permanent solution to temporary problems

This Happy Boy is a regular o' Dr. Phil.



You should commit suicide.

[HAPPY BOY]

Thank you King after today not a bad idea pal

[DrStale]

Chalk this thread up as inevitable.

You consider ending your life because you've made a string of bad decisions which can culminate in the ultimate bad decision, which is suicide.

Gambling money you cant afford to lose = bad decision
Doing drugs (that you cant afford) = bad decision
Dropping out of college = bad decision
Lying to your parents to take their money = bad decision

You dont want to feel like a cancer of society? Then stop doing things that make you a cancer of society. Clean yourself up, get a job, work hard, dont think of yourself as a douchebag and then you will see improvement. Listening to depressing music and moaning about how much you suck at life isnt going to do you any good. Nobody is going to fix your life for you, you have to make the decision to turn it around.

[KingRevolver]

Dr.Stale doesn't fvck around boys and girls.

[Pecos Bill]

pecos, how old are you? damn be patient

Im 24. Never had a gf.


I need to give myself an ultimatum,like a DEADline. I cant be living the life im am at this age, i should be out doing stuff, acomplishing shit.Not rotting away like a bannana.Do i really want to be 30yrs old, with a shitty job and completely alone? No....fvck no!..some of you deadbeats can deal with failure but i cant, i have something called shame.I just couldnt live with myself.

[KingRevolver]

You're starting to convince me.

[wtf]

pecos, just because you dont have the job you want when your 30 is hardly a disaster

but what makes you think you will be alone?

i remember when i was working through school i worked at a gas station at night, i met so many girls

get a job at a restaurant, you will meet someone for sure

[KingRevolver]

WTF the *****-broke matchmaker!

[BrentCrude]

If you are contemplating suicide because of being in debt,you might as well max out any credit you have left and live underground for awhile until you get a game plan going.If you ran out of credit,you might as well rob a bank and if you get caught,just do yourself in.OK,I'm being a little flippant here and sarcastic but there is truth to what I say.Take your last free chance first before you bite the big one.It's like you are Doug Flutie with a last play throwing the hail mary in the endzone.Killing yourself would be like taking the Flutie snap and falling on the ball running the clock out losing the game.

Then another suicide observation.They always say that in countries like Cuba there are alot of people that hate Castro.Wouldn't you think by now someone that's suicidal that hates dictators would walk along these A-holes and ignite a hand grenade?Same thing goes for if you have incurable cancer where you are at death's door.Why wouldn't someone go out in a blaze of glory killing some anti christ?

[flyingillini]

Please show the pic you had with your rig sitting on Jesus. That was the best picture to ever be poster on SBR. God Bless you, Sir, ala BBD

[durito]

i considered driving my car off the side of a mountain last week in order to shut up my girlfriends mother from screaming from the back seat. i think it would have been worth it.

[Bread]

Durito...if you follow through, leave the monkey to me in your will. Thanks.

[RageWizard]

I haven't thought about it because I am always delusionally happy about myself and where I'm at. However, if I were to do it, I would make it a good one. Here are some of the steps that I would advocate for knocking yourself off.

1. Rob a burger king or actually a string of fast food resturants on your way out of town.
2. Steal a really nice car, its easy, just show up at a swanky resturant and hold up the valet for the best car on the lot.
3. Start living dangerously, like driving like a nut, banging crack hoes without a balloon, eatting raw fish, etc...
4. Maybe start a murdering spree, pick a group of people that have really pissed you off over the years and go get 'em.
5. Finally when the cops corner you, make sure you have on the bullet proof vest, and come out in public with the automatic assault riffle and take as many as you can out then try to die in the messiest way possible, like flying off a building, or perhaps getting your head blow off from a swat team sharp shooter.
BTW make sure the media is there, I love watching this type of shit, and sometimes i even masturbate to it, if it is compeling enough.