Hey guys i need a good lie.

[AMBlai01]

well he lives w/ his mom..and if he approaches her WITHOUT a chipped tooth...dont think this idea will work...just tell your mom that your horny and wanna go to the nearest BlueOyster to fukk some random dude in the ass, then suck your own cock while thinkin about your retarted friend that is not asain while having thoughts of girls creaming...tell her the truth Pecos!!!

You can chip your tooth to the point that you can't even see it....especially if its on one of the back teeth...might only feel it withyour tounge....it would work easily

[DrStale]

Normally I'd say that lying to snag some money that you will definitely throw down some kind of hole is a prick move, but if there is anyone out there stupid enough to give you 500 bucks for any reason, they probably don't deserve to have it either, and this includes those who spawned you. BOL.

[BeatTheJerk]

LOL Sick

closing in on a 1,000 posts in 12 days this guys fuking sick lol .............. unreal , His electrical engineering job must be in the shitter kinda like my electrical trade is in the dumps with the company I'm currently with. We can't find work for shit and can't get paid for work already done not a good combination.

[flyingillini]

Pecos, please show that picture with the rig on the pic of Jesus

[SirMaverick]

yes yes show

[KingRevolver]

Just tell your parents that you accidentally ripped one of JJ's "Two-thousand dollar rugs"

And if you don't pay up at least 500 dollars, he's going to do to you what Israel does to Palestine when they get out of line.

[KingRevolver]

closing in on a 1,000 posts in 12 days this guys fuking sick lol .............. unreal , His electrical engineering job must be in the shitter kinda like my electrical trade is in the dumps with the company I'm currently with. We can't find work for shit and can't get paid for work already done not a good combination.

My job is a piece of cake. A monkey can do it.

Where do you live, BTJ? I can probably get you a job if you move down here to Phoenix.

[BeatTheJerk]

My job is a piece of cake. A monkey can do it. When you get a degree in anything -- it doesn't necessarily make you any smarter -- it just shows you're committed to whatever career you decided to enslave yourself in.

Where do you live, BTJ? I can probably get you a job if you move down here to Phoenix.

I live in South Florida. Thanks for the offer on a possible job, but I'm not moving my wife and kids anytime soon anywhere, but I would like to know how you obtained your degree and where did you go for it. I have 5 years exp in the electrical trade as a worker.

[KingRevolver]

I live in South Florida. Thanks for the offer on a possible job, but I'm not moving my wife and kids anytime soon anywhere, but I would like to know how you obtained your degree and where did you go for it. I have 5 years exp in the electrical trade as a worker.

I went to Cornell. Easily the best time of my life. We'd go down to New York on the weekends and fvckin' chill. I miss those days.

How old are you, Beat? Let's relocate you and your family here to the hot-ass dessert. You and I will drive up to Vegas a few weekends a year.

[BeatTheJerk]

Give me a brief run down on what exactly you do on a day to day basis if you would. I am currently looking to attend a small college or technical institute to obtain a degree in this industry. Did you get a ba or mast degree at Cornell ? oh and I'm 26

[KingRevolver]

Give me a brief run down on what exactly you do on a day to day basis if you would. I am currently looking to attend a small college or technical institute to obtain a degree in this industry. Did you get a ba or mast degree at Cornell ? oh and I'm 26

I received my Master's degree, but a Bachelor's degree is definitely satisfactory to get into this field. Some of these Asian modafvckers even have their doctorate in this shit - geniuses.

Anyway, besides your degree, you also need to get professional certification.

You mentioned a small college. An easy route for you will be to go to a community college for two years and then transfer yourself over to a University after the two years. You'll get a degree from the University and it'll be a whole lot cheaper.

I wish I could've done something like that but Cornell's standards are different.

As far as what I do...I really don't do much but boss around people below me and make sure to get an update and every now and then I'll work with them, too. Engineers are egotistical nerd pricks who think they know it all -- so believe me -- I've handed out a few pimp slaps before.

Think of Electrical Engineers as Architects. What do Architects do? Design buildings and structures - inside and out.

Electrical Engineers design products that are powered by electricity. You design the circuitry and wiring OF ANYTHING ELECTRICAL. I mean ANYTHING -- well which ever company comes to you. For example, Apple may come to us and say, "We're coming out with this brand new computer and we want you guys." We would then design the inside of the computer. Plan the circuitry and wiring of the components.


Get your shit together...do what I said...and I'd get you a job with us. I'd be happy to answer more questions.

[BeatTheJerk]

Thanks for the information, Ill give you an update on what exactly I do with this career move some day in the future pal if your still around ..................

[Pecos Bill]

Pecos, please show that picture with the rig on the pic of Jesus

Haha my grandma gave me this table.Ive snorted coke off it, wiped my dick on it, snorted oxy's, rolled joints...i think i I gave jesus a nice facial once too.

[Minkus]

tilt that **** card towards the camera a little more.thanks

[unknown Gambler]

Haha my grandma gave me this table.Ive snorted coke off it, wiped my dick on it, snorted oxy's, rolled joints...i think i I gave jesus a nice facial once too.

You got your hand on your moms credit card i see.