Proposed Rules for Monkey vs. Nicky Contest

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  • onthewhat
    Restricted User
    • 05-14-08
    • 15411

    #1
    Proposed Rules for Monkey vs. Nicky Contest
    1 - Contest runs through ???????????. Each player must make at least?????? plays and at maximum ???????? plays. If they do not make ???????? plays, they lose automatically. The contest ends if both players hit the maximum number of plays.

    2 - Contest is for:
    MLB (ML, totals, and runlines)
    NBA (sides and totals, and ML)
    NFL (sides, totals, and ML)
    NCAA Football (sides, totals, and ML)
    NCAA Basketball (sides, totals, and ML)
    NHL (ML, pucklines, and totals)

    Other sports as negotiated

    3 - All wagers will be for one unit, and are to WIN one unit with favorites and RISKING one unit with underdogs.

    4 - Available wagers are ATS, Totals, and Money Lines (Dogs no more than ###, Favorites no more than ###). Only full game wagers are allowed, no halves or periods. (price maximums negotiable)

    5 - Available Books are Pinnacle, Matchbook, 5 Dimes, Bookmaker, Bet Jamaica, The Greek, and other books as requested before contest begins. Line and book should be posted with each selection, and tiimestamp will be used to verify lines at EITHER SBRLines, Vegas Insider or SBR Odds Archives the following morning. If the line matches ANY of these three sources, it is acceptable.
    5a - An OBVIOUSLY bad line feed will be ignored and only the other two sources can be used in that case. This would be for wrong favorites or obviously off lines.

    6 - Players can post plays as often as they wish throught the day up until the SCHEDULED start times of the games. Players may NOT post after scheduled start times, even if the books leave the lines up because games have not actually started. Any past-posted play will be NO ACTION.

    7 - Once plays are posted, they can NOT be removed.

    8 - If you write a bad line for a game, the game will be graded based on the best avaialble line from the three sources in Rule #5 at the book that you post at the time that you post for the TEAM that you post. If you accidentally write the wrong team, you are stuck with that team.

    9 - You may NOT edit a post that contains plays in it. If you edit a post, ALL PLAYS in the post will be graded as a LOSS.

    10 - You can not play both sides of the same game.

    11 - The winner will be the player with the most units.
  • englishmike
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-19-08
    • 5279

    #2
    Penis.
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    • Nicky Santoro
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-08-08
      • 16103

      #3
      i didn't even read it, but i agree anyways.. i just want this kid to post 5k so i can beat his fukkin ass once and for all.. i will read it later.

      but i agree no matter what.. just make sure he sends the 5k to matchy and we can start tmrorow.
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      • MonkeyF0cker
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-12-07
        • 12144

        #4
        No. Not even close.
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        • onthewhat
          Restricted User
          • 05-14-08
          • 15411

          #5
          Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
          No. Not even close.


          We can't read your fukkin mind dick****. Post what rules you want or go swallow a bullet and rid yourself from the earth.
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82907

            #6
            Somebody please pull the trigger. It's inhumane to let crippled horses suffer.
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            • KingRevolver
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-05-09
              • 5293

              #7
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              • Nicky Santoro
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-08-08
                • 16103

                #8
                onner, don't waste your fukkin time with this punk.. he's just stroking us.. he don't have the balls and he don't have the 5k to post up anwys. he's worth about 232 bucks.. he's just a big talker.

                i even proposed to him to make any rules he wants and he dont want to.. i've come up with 23 diff rules and he refused each one.

                dont waste your time with this know it all punk.. boy, would i have loved to have beaten him out of 5k.. i would have enjoyed it.
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                • MonkeyF0cker
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-12-07
                  • 12144

                  #9
                  Originally posted by onthewhat


                  We can't read your fukkin mind dick****. Post what rules you want or go swallow a bullet and rid yourself from the earth.
                  How is this representative of real handicapping?

                  AGAIN! I'M NOT SETTING IT UP!!!!!!!
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                  • onthewhat
                    Restricted User
                    • 05-14-08
                    • 15411

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                    How is this representative of real handicapping?

                    AGAIN! I'M NOT SETTING IT UP!!!!!!!
                    You're not real clever at backing out of the contest then.

                    Nicky ain't sharp, remember? He doesn't know what real handicapping is. How would he know about setting up rules that represents real handicapping?
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                    • MonkeyF0cker
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-12-07
                      • 12144

                      #11
                      Originally posted by onthewhat
                      Nicky ain't sharp, remember? He doesn't know what real handicapping is. How would he know about setting up rules that represents real handicapping?
                      I'm not "backing out" of anything. I never agreed to it. These rules are not representative of real handicapping and since neither of you have any clue about it, I wouldn't expect you to come up with a contest that was.
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                      • lakerboy
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-02-09
                        • 94383

                        #12
                        hey nicky tacomax wants to fight you- check out my thread
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                        • nosniboR11
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-02-08
                          • 10042

                          #13
                          I swear onthewhat is like nicky's prison bitch, this is getting to psycho level
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                          • Fiasco
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-02-08
                            • 2406

                            #14
                            Why not use official rules set forth in the big Vegas contests

                            surely that is official enough for both parties...
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                            • TheIntegrityKid
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-08-09
                              • 3063

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fiasco
                              Why not use official rules set forth in the big Vegas contests

                              surely that is official enough for both parties...

                              that might be too logical


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                              • Nicky Santoro
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-08-08
                                • 16103

                                #16
                                i'll do ANY rules he wants.. you name it.. as long as he sends that 5k, i am in.. no questions asked..
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                                • mathdotcom
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-24-08
                                  • 11689

                                  #17
                                  I am dying to know what Monkey thinks real handicapping is.
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                                  • Nicky Santoro
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-08-08
                                    • 16103

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                    I am dying to know what Monkey thinks real handicapping is.
                                    he's just trying to weasel his way out.. that's all..

                                    i told him to make up any rules he wants and i will abide to them and he now is refusing..

                                    waste of time for me. i swear, I don't even think he has 200 bucks to his name.. but i'll give him credit where credit is due....... he is a big talker..
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                                    • donjuan
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-29-07
                                      • 3993

                                      #19
                                      he don't have the 5k to post up anwys. he's worth about 232 bucks.. he's just a big talker.
                                      One of you has met many SBR posters and has been verified to not be a bullshitter. The other claims he isn't allowed in the US and makes up absurd stories all the time. Can you figure out which one is "just a big talker"?
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                                      • betplom
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-20-06
                                        • 13444

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by donjuan
                                        One of you has met many SBR posters and has been verified to not be a bullshitter. The other claims he isn't allowed in the US and makes up absurd stories all the time. Can you figure out which one is "just a big talker"?
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