I went 0-4 Im sure im not alone, lets get some laughs tonight(jokes)

[Minkus]

Ill start is off...

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

[lakerboy]

funny but my thread is in the spotlight right now wait till later

[KingRevolver]

Death is hereditary.

[TheIntegrityKid]

Minkus, join our P.E.P. thread tomorrow... that stands for Positive Energy Parlay. We hit our first one tonite and are 8 and 3 in picks overall...

whether you choose to parlay or str8 wager, you will get some good picks if you join the thread

[TheIntegrityKid]

funny but my thread is in the spotlight right now wait till later

lakerboy is a fukking spotlight hound!

[lakerboy]

Death is hereditary.

did u get it

[TheLock]

What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quick sand?












Cuatro Cinco

[KingRevolver]

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[KingRevolver]

What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quick sand?

Cuatro Cinco

What do you call 4 Pecos's standing in quick sand?


A miracle.




[Sorry Pecos. Couldn't help myself, Vato. Do one about me]

[Deuce]

Rockies/Tigers

[Minkus]

i think i found the jealous poster

LAKERBOY

[Minkus]

Lakerboys child life story

A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, "Blowjob, five dollars". He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was "Mom, what's a blowjob?". His mom replies "Five dollars, just like downtown!".

[TheIntegrityKid]

uh-oh...lakerboy gonna pick a fight with you

or are you his ghost???

[lakerboy]

Lakerboys child life story

A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, "Blowjob, five dollars". He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was "Mom, what's a blowjob?". His mom replies "Five dollars, just like downtown!".

this is uncalled for man- jesus christ your on tomoorow night 11:30pm- im gonna whup your ass biatch

[Minkus]

uh-oh...lakerboy gonna pick a fight with you

or are you his ghost???

i can always spot jealousy and childish people...lakerboy is def one of them....I mean come on...LAKERBOY handle?

Pick a real team, not chalk

[Minkus]

this is uncalled for man- jesus christ your on tomoorow night 11:30pm- im gonna whup your ass biatch

funny


did your mom convert you gay after she introduced you to a blow job? "avatar"

[lakerboy]

funny


did your mom convert you gay after she introduced you to a blow job? "avatar"

spend a little more time here and youll get it- i said your joke was funny but my thread is the thread of the night- so wait till tomorrow

[TheIntegrityKid]

Minkus, I thought you wanted picks, not to pick a fight....just join the PEP crew and dont worry about any bs...

plus, lakerboy is really cool. ull like him...

[Minkus]

spend a little more time here and youll get it- i said your joke was funny but my thread is the thread of the night- so wait till tomorrow

ill be over to check this out

[Minkus]

Minkus, I thought you wanted picks, not to pick a fight....just join the PEP crew and dont worry about any bs...

plus, lakerboy is really cool. ull like him...

im just busting balls....all us gamblers r kool...

hockey and bball is over..i do need mlb plays maybe soccer

[lakerboy]

im just busting balls....all us gamblers r kool...

hockey and bball is over..i do need mlb plays maybe soccer

i can help with soccer- i watch it 24/7

[TheIntegrityKid]

Well if you would've done our PEP earlier, you wouldn't be 0 for 4

give us some positive energy in there tomorrow so we all can hit again!

[Minkus]

lakerboy...lets have a daily soccer thread...i watched a game the other day and its pretty exciting

i need to get into the sport

Kid-ill be on the thread

[KingRevolver]

Minkus is Flyers09!

[TheIntegrityKid]

see ya there!

[TheIntegrityKid]

Minkus is Flyers09!

Oh shit!!!

You are absolutely right on this!

Good call

[james4512]

i went 3 for 3 today im a little confused how you did bad all the favorites won

[lakerboy]

Minkus is Flyers09!

maybe but he hasnt talked about his pro soccer career that he almost had or how he knows everything from plumbing to plumbing even though he ripped his kitchen apart and then told us about it- who fukkin cares

[lakerboy]

i went 3 for 3 today im a little confused how you did bad all the favorites won

do you only pick favorites?

[Minkus]

maybe but he hasnt talked about his pro soccer career that he almost had or how he knows everything from plumbing to plumbing even though he ripped his kitchen apart and then told us about it- who fukkin cares

huh

[james4512]

do you only pick favorites?

today i did pick favorites thats just how it turned out but thats why their favorites because MOST people pick them. I was just using the definition of favorite ya know?

[TheIntegrityKid]

maybe but he hasnt talked about his pro soccer career that he almost had or how he knows everything from plumbing to plumbing even though he ripped his kitchen apart and then told us about it- who fukkin cares

[lakerboy]

today i did pick favorites thats just how it turned out but thats why their favorites because MOST people pick them. I was just using the definition of favorite ya know?

whod you have bro

[Minkus]

Lakerboy- Flyers was a pro soccer player? does this make you jealous?

[lakerboy]

Lakerboy- Flyers was a pro soccer player? does this make you jealous?

oh shit it is him> listen are you him or not. just say yes or no. do you even know what i was talking about. answer this bro cause if your him im gonna go nuts