Pray this prayer and Jesus will come inside you.

[betplom]

Heavenly Father, in Jesus' name I repent of my sins and open my heart to let Jesus come inside of me.

Jesus, You are my Lord and Savior. I believe you died for my sins and you were raised from the dead.

Fill me with your Holy Spirit. Thank You Father for saving me in Jesus' name. Amen.

http://www.prayingscriptures.com/salvation.shtml

[payingthejuice]

Sounds like a bad plot for a porno.

"Come inside me" ----- "Fill me with your holy spirit"

[jellobiafra]

Jesus juice is some powerful shit man.

[Bread]

[raydog]

plommer...americans, in general, are dumber than a football bat and believe anything. please dont tell me that this churchy jesus scam has reached you all the way up in canada...

[flyingillini]

God Bless this thread, I took my Priest out for lunch today. As we were leaving he did a Hair Mary for me. I am blessed.

[jellobiafra]

What do you have to do to get Jesus to come on your face instead?

[betplom]

plommer...americans, in general, are dumber than a football bat and believe anything.

RayRay:

This is hardly a newsflash, but you can relax, I'm simply having fun with the wording of the prayer.

You would think that they could come up with something worded in a less pornographic way.

Christians are easy targets, thats why I aim for the Jews, they are a little more challenging prey.

[englishmike]

Pimike says Jesus came inside him last night.

Well....he said he had a white beard and holes in his palms, said he met him at The Rainbow Bar.

[betplom]

Pimike says Jesus came inside him last night.

Well....he said he had a white beard and holes in his palms, said he met him at The Rainbow Bar.

You due that well.