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  • KingRevolver
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-05-09
    • 5293

    #1
    JJ You Fake Freakin' -- Bag!
    My girlfriend isn't speaking to me because of that damn tribute video I made of you. She said, "Instead of taking me to the movies you were making a garbage video of some guy you don't know..."

    I said, "But you don't understand...the man is a legend."

    She replied, "I thought he was a Jew -- have him make his own fvckin' movies."

    Ok, so I made up that last line but the rest is true.

    She's not answering my calls nor speaking to me.

    Thanks a lot, JJ.
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
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    • L2Gunz
      SBR MVP
      • 09-23-08
      • 2199

      #3
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      • Deuce
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 01-12-08
        • 29843

        #4
        This never happened.
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        • The HG
          SBR MVP
          • 11-01-06
          • 3566

          #5
          I don't think jj is really a Jew, I think that is just one of his bits, something he says because it's funny. He's not a Jew, really - RIGHT???
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            LOL!!

            I am Jewish American

            Revolver fuk her, I have not been laid in over 13 years and very happy, you do NOT NEED Women
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            • pavyracer
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-12-07
              • 82907

              #7
              What's a Jew bag? Some kind of new designer bag like Louis Vuitton?
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              • TheIntegrityKid
                SBR MVP
                • 06-08-09
                • 3063

                #8
                Originally posted by KingRevolver
                My girlfriend isn't speaking to me because of that damn tribute video I made of you. She said, "Instead of taking me to the movies you were making a garbage video of some guy you don't know..."

                I said, "But you don't understand...the man is a legend."

                She replied, "I thought he was a Jew -- have him make his own fvckin' movies."

                Ok, so I made up that last line but the rest is true.

                She's not answering my calls nor speaking to me.

                Thanks a lot, JJ.
                I can vouch for this... I am good friends with Kinger and his gf and am usually the guy each of them talk to when they fight.

                However, she won't even answer my calls or texts, which is odd. I think she is trying to take a stand and make sure the Kingman gives her more attention.

                I hope JJ appreciates the sacrifices made by his loyal subjects!


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                • KingRevolver
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-05-09
                  • 5293

                  #9
                  KingRevolver: You're telling me the video wasn't funny?
                  Tricia: Any ape can make a funny video with a character like GayGay in it.
                  KingRevolver: It's "JJ"
                  Tricia: I don't care what it is. You can keep those degenerate gambling idiots.
                  KingRevolver: Whoa.

                  At this point of the conversation, I'm thinking to myself, "What would Pecos do?" But instead of trying to bribe a hug out of her by slipping her a 100 dollar bill, I said...

                  KingRevolver: Fine. Let me take you out this weeken--
                  Tricia: I'm the one that took the biggest gamble by going out with you.


                  I was fvckin' pwned!
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    I do appreciate it men

                    I will have a thread this week where newbies post and then i will make a video and have some words for each.
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                    • KingRevolver
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-05-09
                      • 5293

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Deuce
                      This never happened.

                      As outrageous as it may sound -- it did

                      Ask Integrity Kid.


                      [Oh wait. Seems like he already posted something on here. See.]
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                      • Nicky Santoro
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-08-08
                        • 16103

                        #12
                        JJ is a JEW.. i have proof.. i even saw his beanie in some of his vids in the background..

                        If you look closely next time he makes a vid, watch in the background near the table.. if you look closely, you can see his beanie...

                        If he makes a friday vid, you can see it for sure. he ONLY wears it on friday, during shabbat...
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                        • KingRevolver
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-05-09
                          • 5293

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          LOL!!

                          I am Jewish American

                          Revolver fuk her, I have not been laid in over 13 years and very happy, you do NOT NEED Women



                          Your ideas intrigue me, sir. I think you should start your own cult. Well, maybe this is already a cult, and I don't realize I'm falling right into it.

                          Holy ****. This JJ guy is magical.
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                          • KingRevolver
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-05-09
                            • 5293

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            I do appreciate it men

                            I will have a thread this week where newbies post and then i will make a video and have some words for each.

                            Yes. Please do.

                            I gotta get something out of this whole thing.
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                            • SCRAGGS
                              SBR MVP
                              • 05-21-09
                              • 1969

                              #15
                              Is it possible that the King and The Kid are the same person?
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                              • KingRevolver
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-05-09
                                • 5293

                                #16
                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                What's a Jew bag? Some kind of new designer bag like Louis Vuitton?
                                [Stupid joke]
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                                • KingRevolver
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 06-05-09
                                  • 5293

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SCRAGGS
                                  Is it possible that the King and The Kid are the same person?
                                  [quick bitch slap] No douche. [/quick bitch slap]
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                                  • pavyracer
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 04-12-07
                                    • 82907

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SCRAGGS
                                    Is it possible that the King and The Kid are the same person?
                                    I have no idea. Hiding behind a ghost name is very lame because when it's discovered your posting career is basically ruined.
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                                    • TheIntegrityKid
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 06-08-09
                                      • 3063

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SCRAGGS
                                      Is it possible that the King and The Kid are the same person?

                                      The King and The Kid are friends...

                                      I joined this site a few days after he did...

                                      I'm good cop, he's bad cop


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                                      • KingRevolver
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-05-09
                                        • 5293

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                                        I have no idea. Hiding behind a ghost name is very lame because when it's discovered your posting career is basically ruined.
                                        It's definitely lame. Have who ever the moderator is check the IP address. It'll be different. I'm not Integrity and wouldn't waste my time being a good guy on the board.
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                                        • SCRAGGS
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 05-21-09
                                          • 1969

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pavyracer
                                          I have no idea. Hiding behind a ghost name is very lame because when it's discovered your posting career is basically ruined.
                                          Look at this way, you got two power posters showing up days apart
                                          that know each other. Where were they posting before SBR?
                                          You don't just out of the blue start posting on a board 50+ times
                                          a day with out leaving somewhere else do ya?
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                                          • TheIntegrityKid
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 06-08-09
                                            • 3063

                                            #22
                                            That and we have almost 1600 combined posts between us.... not any one person would be able to get that high in such a short amount of time

                                            and please dont confuse me with that jerk!


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                                            • TheIntegrityKid
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 06-08-09
                                              • 3063

                                              #23
                                              j/k!


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                                              • TheIntegrityKid
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 06-08-09
                                                • 3063

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SCRAGGS
                                                Look at this way, you got two power posters showing up days apart
                                                that know each other. Where were they posting before SBR?
                                                You don't just out of the blue start posting on a board 50+ times
                                                a day with out leaving somewhere else do ya?

                                                Have never been on a forum like this before...

                                                We have personalities that are conducive to power posting. We would only post on message boards for Fantasy Sports Leagues and shit like that.

                                                Never on a forum like this. And never at these rates either. It is prob due to how excited we are that a forum like this even exists.


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                                                • pavyracer
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                  • 82907

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SCRAGGS
                                                  Look at this way, you got two power posters showing up days apart
                                                  that know each other. Where were they posting before SBR?
                                                  You don't just out of the blue start posting on a board 50+ times
                                                  a day with out leaving somewhere else do ya?
                                                  That doesn't mean one is a ghost. One of them can be a paid poster and decided to have his best friend post with him and share the paycheck. SBR is notorious for hiring paid posters when it's slow.
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                                                  • TheIntegrityKid
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 06-08-09
                                                    • 3063

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                    That doesn't mean one is a ghost. One of them can be a paid poster and decided to have his best friend post with him and share the paycheck. SBR is notorious for hiring paid posters when it's slow.

                                                    If the Kingman is getting PAID, he better share! That's all I have to say...

                                                    Man, does SBR really pay to post??? Please tell me that ain't so. I may have to sit out a couple weeks just to see if SBR tries to lure me back by paying me hahahaha

                                                    Nah, I got my lil PEP thing going and that's gonna def start paying off, whether or not SBR cuts me a check lol


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                                                    • Nicky Santoro
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 04-08-08
                                                      • 16103

                                                      #27
                                                      how can you guys not think he's a jew? he looks like a real jew with the bald head and the shades. he even talks like a jew.. and with a name like JJ GOLD.. how can he not be a jew?

                                                      Gold is one of the most jewish names around. And the JJ stands for Joshua Joseph..

                                                      JJ might be one of the most looking jewish guys i have ever seen. A real typical Jew
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                                                      • KingRevolver
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-05-09
                                                        • 5293

                                                        #28
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                                                        • flyingillini
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 12-06-06
                                                          • 41219

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                          how can you guys not think he's a jew? he looks like a real jew with the bald head and the shades. he even talks like a jew.. and with a name like JJ GOLD.. how can he not be a jew?

                                                          Gold is one of the most jewish names around. And the JJ stands for Joshua Joseph..

                                                          JJ might be one of the most looking jewish guys i have ever seen. A real typical Jew
                                                          Nicky, there are lots of new posters around here that don't know the first thing about JJ or what he is all about. Me and you have been around since MW and we know the real JJ. Me and him are the only Jews on SBR. Nicky, you can't blame the new posters they really have no clue what posting is. God Bless you Nickivator.
                                                          המוסד‎
                                                          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                          • KingRevolver
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-05-09
                                                            • 5293

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                            Nicky, there are lots of new posters around here that don't know the first thing about JJ or what he is all about. Me and you have been around since MW and we know the real JJ. Me and him are the only Jews on SBR. Nicky, you can't blame the new posters they really have no clue what posting is. God Bless you Nickivator.
                                                            Shalom. Illini is a legend.
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                                                            • KingRevolver
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-05-09
                                                              • 5293

                                                              #31
                                                              Btw, JJ. I was merely joking. I realize it was probably offensive, though. My Grandfather was of Jewish descent. My apologies.
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                                                              • The HG
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 11-01-06
                                                                • 3566

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                                how can you guys not think he's a jew? he looks like a real jew with the bald head and the shades. he even talks like a jew.. and with a name like JJ GOLD.. how can he not be a jew?

                                                                Gold is one of the most jewish names around. And the JJ stands for Joshua Joseph..

                                                                JJ might be one of the most looking jewish guys i have ever seen. A real typical Jew
                                                                sorry, but you are wrong. jjgold......... A JEW??? sorry I don't believe it, jj is awesome
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