My girlfriend is an expert capper

[KingRevolver]

I lost a lot of money by taking her picks! Is she going to work this off for me? There's certain things I want her to do. First I want her to lose 200 pounds. Meaning I want her to lose you...come to me...and we'll do something about this whole thing. How is she in bed? Has she ever had any foreign objects in her mouth? Is she a dirty Sanchez type of girl?

Please tell me more.

[L2Gunz]

I lost a lot of money by taking her picks! Is she going to work this off for me? There's certain things I want her to do. First I want her to lose 200 pounds. Meaning I want her to lose you...come to me...and we'll do something about this whole thing. How is she in bed? Has she ever had any foreign objects in her mouth? Is she a dirty Sanchez type of girl?

Please tell me more.

how about a rusty-trumpet??

[james4512]

yeah my old girlfriend kinda did the same thing. I took Duke over wake forest and she had wake, and i took uconn over pitt and she said pitt. Then in the sb i had the cardinals and she said steelers will win (but i did cover that). It was just cool because she was smoking hot and could explain sportsbetting to random people like better than I could it was the biggest turn on ever

[TheLock]

Alright, My girls picks are in...

Giants and Indians...BTW she just picks winners, has no clue what a line is I try explaining them to her but she has no clue..

Your girl is a perfect 0-2 in her posted picks!

[KingRevolver]

how about a rusty-trumpet??

Hahaha! I had to google that one. I might have to try it.

[L2Gunz]

Hahaha! I had to google that one. I might have to try it.

[L2Gunz]

ooppps..i meant the "Rusty-Trombone" not the Rusty-Trumpet...guess it could be called both...i just googled it myself

[KingRevolver]

ooppps..i meant the "Rusty-Trombone" not the Rusty-Trumpet...guess it could be called both...i just googled it myself

I like both.

[L2Gunz]

right on..

[KingRevolver]

Yeah - I like all those moves. I love giving myself fellatio, too.

[L2Gunz]

i dont understand

this thread will be moved in less than 2 minutes

[KingRevolver]

What's not to understand. I give myself blowjobs

[L2Gunz]

thats what and why I dont understand..are you a ghost of Pecos Bill??? j/k Pecos Bill said he would eat his own asshole out if he could reach it!!!

[KingRevolver]

thats what and why I dont understand..are you a ghost of Pecos Bill??? j/k Pecos Bill said he would eat his own asshole out if he could reach it!!!

Pecos Bill is my cousin - we eat each others ass all the time. His ass usually tastes like Black cock mixed with KY Jelly.

[L2Gunz]

OB 54321 where is your ladies picks today???

I want to fukk her..i mean fade her!!!

[OB 2138]

HAHAH you guys are fcked up...But seriously whenever I have a huge feeling on a game and I ask her and she picks the same team I like its $$$

[L2Gunz]

Pecos Bill is my cousin - we eat each others ass all the time. His ass usually tastes like a Black cock mixed with KY Jelly.

holy smokes batman...

[OB 2138]

I didn't ask her about any today...If theres any you want me to ask her about let me know. and L2 you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiish. hahahaaaa

[OB 2138]

I knew this thread would go horribly bad...lol

[L2Gunz]

HAHAH you guys are fcked up...But seriously whenever I have a huge feeling on a game and I ask her and she picks the same team I like its $$$

right on pal...im just joking w/ you

where was that pic taken in your avatar..water is nice!!!

[OB 2138]

The pic is from the gulf of mexico in Panama City beach, Florida... Awesome fishing, going back there in 11 days for 2 week vacation..

[L2Gunz]

The pic is from the gulf of mexico in Panama City beach, Florida... Awesome fishing, going back there in 11 days for 2 week vacation..

[KingRevolver]

I knew this thread would go horribly bad...lol

Ask her Yankees or Nationals and Astros or Rangers.

Just to test her out. Don't lie about her answers!

[KingRevolver]

Also ask her if she prefers a trombone or a trumpet, just for kicks.

[lakerboy]

Ask her Yankees or Nationals and Astros or Rangers.

Just to test her out. Don't lie about her answers!

come on king- you shouldnt NEED help with those 2 gaMES

[L2Gunz]

Also ask her if she prefers a trombone or a trumpet, just for kicks.

[KingRevolver]

come on king- you shouldnt NEED help with those 2 gaMES

Big fat duh

I want to test her to see what SHE says. That's why I told him not to lie about what her answers.

[OB 2138]

Yeah thats like wasting your wishes from a genie...I'll ask her though because I got cash on both..

[KingRevolver]

Yeah thats like wasting your wishes from a genie...I'll ask her though because I got cash on both..

That's why your first wish should always be for more wishes! If the genie says you can't do that -- tell the genie to get the **** back into the lamp and stay there a thousand more years.

Trust me -- it would work -- you'd get more wishes.

[OB 2138]

HAHAHAHAHA good shit king...lol

[KingRevolver]

A White guy finds a magic lamp, rubs it a little, and a genie pops out. The genie says, "Congrats, you're my new master. You get 3 wishes and 3 wishes only -- make them good."

The White guy says, "Ok, for my first wish I want MONEY." So the genie cherishes him with more money that he could think of. He'll never have to worry about money again.

The White guy then says, "Ok, for my second wish, I want the prettiest woman in the whole wide world!" The genie finds him the prettiest woman in the whole wide world and gives her to him.

The genie then tells him, make sure your third wish is something GOOD...REAL GOOD. Think about it and get back to me. So the White guy thinks about it and

Eh, I forget what happens.